Juiced-up weightlifters out of the game, too!
Early days etc, like, plenty can happen over the next seven years but the International Olympic Committee has recommended “youth focussed sports” surfing, skateboarding and sports climbing, Tokyo debutantes, remain on the card for the LA Games in 2028.
Perennial Olympic sports boxing, weightlifting and modern pentathlon, howevs, are on ice. Boxing and weightlifting have run at every Games since 1920, the pentathlon, a five-event combo dish, since 1912.
The IOC’s prez, Tommy Bach, said boxing and weightlifting, which are on the Paris schedule for 2024, need to clean up and the pentathlon has to lose the horses to make it more appealing to “the kids.”
Bach said if The International Boxing Association (AIBA) wants back in it has to hit concerns “around its governance, its financial transparency and sustainability and the integrity of its refereeing and judging processes.”
(In 2016, an investigation found Olympic gold medal bouts were fixed by “compliant” refs and judges.)
Weightlifters love getting on the juice, that ain’t a secret to anyone, and therefore the International Weightlifting Fed has to “ensure the integrity, robustness and full independence of its anti-doping program” before their Olympic masters allow ’em to return.
Surfing, of course, was a terrific success at Tokyo, the Brazilian Italo Ferreira pushing hard against the expected narrative of a Japanese surfing gold medal with a triumphant and invulnerable campaign at Chiba’s Tsurigasaki Beach.
Of all the gold medal contenders, Italo, was the only one that carried the perpetual ecstasy of the looter.
A glorious week.
The Olympics are a scam, making the president of the IOC and its promoters rich, while leaving the host countries in major debt.
More and more countries are just outright refusing to host the Olympics.
If I’m re-writing Burroughs I’m calling in Steely Dan revisited with Ralph Steadman doing my art work! Then I might go full Hemingway when the time is right…but I have more fun to level on earth before I go there
If you have the proper caps, nature is the best studio….
IOC “we are concerned about the integrity of USA surfing”. IOC “we are concerned about the integrity of USA boxing referees”. IOC “we have no concerns about holding the winter olympics in China where they are currently committing mass genocide of a minority ethnic population”
I haven’t seen that many carves pay off like that since the 1997 Bells Skins event.
That is most definitely the goal brother.
The ISA will now become the undisputed recognised governing authority and voice of competitive surfing , its going to be interesting to see how this all plays out.
Imagine the conversation when Dirk found out he just bought the wrong surfing association.
Im paying attention to how the industry movers and shakers will try to gain control of the ISA.
The shroom box suggests 3 levels: Micro, Party and Whoa. Dare I push the envelope and go for a self-created 4 level and shoot for the moon? Will the BG boys let me be a guest writer for this holiday adventure? Headline: VAL Stuck In Tragically Hip Ski Resort For The Holidays Calls On His Inner Hunter S Thompson To Survive Holiday Festivities
No Hunter S Thompson vibe unless you mix a stimulant, a depressant and a psychedelic. In my mellowing 40s that would be espresso, whiskey and the micro dose of shrooms.
Ah yes a mixologist is in the house! I’m all in BUT I must replace the whiskey with tequila as my body is a temple.
teqilia??? I know how that game ends.
but also while you were getting a good drunk on
Serious question. Is this chocolate shroom box something that can be procured legally in your municipality? I know some places have decriminalized psilocybin but can it be bought at a dispensary type place?
Great Q and I don’t know the answer beyond them being legal for use in therapy sessions in Oregon. I am aware some cities have decriminalized shrooms but they cannot be bought legally
Maybe a bloke (possibly Griffy, Iggy or even a newcomer) will have the ‘change’ to compete in the womens division, but lose anyway…
Like the kiwi weightlifting flog? Who’s dad is the boss of the kiwi weightlifting fed? Who used to compete as a bloke was shit so decided he was a she, and went to the Olympics and got beaten by actual girls anyway?
if my lil 8 yr jiu jitz girl is forced to compete with any ex dudes there’s gonna be plenty trouble
igirashi
Start polishing your Huntington Hop?
What’s the best venue in SoCal in July with a short contest window? Trestles, yestles?
Cortez Bank.
Well… Italo is excited with anything!
Ant race, spit away, throwing rocks or shells in the sea to count bumps, and of course, with… Italo (ok I’m joking)!
I remember Tom Curren, in some movie in the 80s, says that “boxing is the most pure sport, just one guy against another guy, no equipment “ I am paraphrasing but it was a pretty interesting statement, and I believe the interviewer probably didn’t see it coming
That must have been before Tom discovered his love for roller skating.
Pure love.
https://youtu.be/vhuwLRl4MtQ
Everybody that hooked up at the skating rink back in the day, give the upvote….
No hookups but I distinctly remember our 6th grade teacher not allowing the dj to play Shout At The Devil even though half our class requested it. Fucking buzz kill. I was so jealous of the kids that could skate backwards.
Ha! With skating skills like Occy, I sure as hell wasn’t at the rink trying to win a trophy.
You could say that about body-surfing, about as pure as it gets– but I still think, one dude just surfing for the pure stoke of it, no judgez, no crowds, in the middle of no where, no cameras, just a dude and his slider riding by himself–is pretty pure.
Zzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzz…zzzzz
Bit ruff on weightlifting. That’s good viewing when last minute heroics are needed to medal.
It’s not fair, that transgender bloke competing against the girls is being discriminated against
I miss drugs and pro surfing.
Our time has passed friend. The next generation always ruins everything.
Such a sad state of affairs! Thankfully I have shroom infused chocolates to get me through the holidays
God doesn’t make mistakes. He didn’t accidentally give us ‘shrooms, and cannabis.
It’s actually fucken true. This generation are boring
Just do some and go surf. Check back next article.
Chas needs to write his sequel: Cocaine minus surfing. Or is it Surfing minus cocaine?
My brain hurts just thinking about 2028!
My joints ache!
Pretty sure there’s an app for that.