“Just stay outta my face, chump.”

Surfing, skateboarding confirmed for 2028 LA Olympic Games as boxing almost certain to disappear from card for first time in over a century due to “integrity of its refereeing and judging processes”

Juiced-up weightlifters out of the game, too!

Early days etc, like, plenty can happen over the next seven years but the International Olympic Committee has recommended “youth focussed sports” surfing, skateboarding and sports climbing, Tokyo debutantes, remain on the card for the LA Games in 2028. 

Perennial Olympic sports boxing, weightlifting and modern pentathlon, howevs, are on ice. Boxing and weightlifting have run at every Games since 1920, the pentathlon, a five-event combo dish, since 1912. 

The IOC’s prez, Tommy Bach, said boxing and weightlifting, which are on the Paris schedule for 2024, need to clean up and the pentathlon has to lose the horses to make it more appealing to “the kids.”

Bach said if The International Boxing Association (AIBA) wants back in it has to hit concerns “around its governance, its financial transparency and sustainability and the integrity of its refereeing and judging processes.”

(In 2016, an investigation found Olympic gold medal bouts were fixed by “compliant” refs and judges.)

Weightlifters love getting on the juice, that ain’t a secret to anyone, and therefore the International Weightlifting Fed has to “ensure the integrity, robustness and full independence of its anti-doping program” before their Olympic masters allow ’em to return.

Surfing, of course, was a terrific success at Tokyo, the Brazilian Italo Ferreira pushing hard against the expected narrative of a Japanese surfing gold medal with a triumphant and invulnerable campaign at Chiba’s Tsurigasaki Beach.

Of all the gold medal contenders, Italo, was the only one that carried the perpetual ecstasy of the looter.

A glorious week.

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samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

The Olympics are a scam, making the president of the IOC and its promoters rich, while leaving the host countries in major debt.

More and more countries are just outright refusing to host the Olympics.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

If I’m re-writing Burroughs I’m calling in Steely Dan revisited with Ralph Steadman doing my art work! Then I might go full Hemingway when the time is right…but I have more fun to level on earth before I go there

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

If you have the proper caps, nature is the best studio….

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

IOC “we are concerned about the integrity of USA surfing”. IOC “we are concerned about the integrity of USA boxing referees”. IOC “we have no concerns about holding the winter olympics in China where they are currently committing mass genocide of a minority ethnic population”

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

I haven’t seen that many carves pay off like that since the 1997 Bells Skins event.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

That is most definitely the goal brother.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

The ISA will now become the undisputed recognised governing authority and voice of competitive surfing , its going to be interesting to see how this all plays out.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

Imagine the conversation when Dirk found out he just bought the wrong surfing association.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

Im paying attention to how the industry movers and shakers will try to gain control of the ISA.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

The shroom box suggests 3 levels: Micro, Party and Whoa. Dare I push the envelope and go for a self-created 4 level and shoot for the moon? Will the BG boys let me be a guest writer for this holiday adventure? Headline: VAL Stuck In Tragically Hip Ski Resort For The Holidays Calls On His Inner Hunter S Thompson To Survive Holiday Festivities

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

No Hunter S Thompson vibe unless you mix a stimulant, a depressant and a psychedelic. In my mellowing 40s that would be espresso, whiskey and the micro dose of shrooms.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Ah yes a mixologist is in the house! I’m all in BUT I must replace the whiskey with tequila as my body is a temple.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

teqilia??? I know how that game ends.

frank
frank
4 years ago

but also while you were getting a good drunk on

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Serious question. Is this chocolate shroom box something that can be procured legally in your municipality? I know some places have decriminalized psilocybin but can it be bought at a dispensary type place?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Great Q and I don’t know the answer beyond them being legal for use in therapy sessions in Oregon. I am aware some cities have decriminalized shrooms but they cannot be bought legally

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Maybe a bloke (possibly Griffy, Iggy or even a newcomer) will have the ‘change’ to compete in the womens division, but lose anyway…

FelipesFrontFoot
FelipesFrontFoot
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Like the kiwi weightlifting flog? Who’s dad is the boss of the kiwi weightlifting fed? Who used to compete as a bloke was shit so decided he was a she, and went to the Olympics and got beaten by actual girls anyway?

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

if my lil 8 yr jiu jitz girl is forced to compete with any ex dudes there’s gonna be plenty trouble

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

igirashi

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
4 years ago

Start polishing your Huntington Hop?

What’s the best venue in SoCal in July with a short contest window? Trestles, yestles?

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

Cortez Bank.

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
4 years ago

Well… Italo is excited with anything!
Ant race, spit away, throwing rocks or shells in the sea to count bumps, and of course, with… Italo (ok I’m joking)!

frank
frank
4 years ago

I remember Tom Curren, in some movie in the 80s, says that “boxing is the most pure sport, just one guy against another guy, no equipment “ I am paraphrasing but it was a pretty interesting statement, and I believe the interviewer probably didn’t see it coming

Otto
Otto
4 years ago
Reply to  frank

That must have been before Tom discovered his love for roller skating.
Pure love.
https://youtu.be/vhuwLRl4MtQ

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Everybody that hooked up at the skating rink back in the day, give the upvote….

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

No hookups but I distinctly remember our 6th grade teacher not allowing the dj to play Shout At The Devil even though half our class requested it. Fucking buzz kill. I was so jealous of the kids that could skate backwards.

Otto
Otto
4 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Ha! With skating skills like Occy, I sure as hell wasn’t at the rink trying to win a trophy.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago
Reply to  frank

You could say that about body-surfing, about as pure as it gets– but I still think, one dude just surfing for the pure stoke of it, no judgez, no crowds, in the middle of no where, no cameras, just a dude and his slider riding by himself–is pretty pure.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Zzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzz…zzzzz

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
4 years ago

Bit ruff on weightlifting. That’s good viewing when last minute heroics are needed to medal.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

It’s not fair, that transgender bloke competing against the girls is being discriminated against

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago

I miss drugs and pro surfing.

turts
turts
4 years ago

Our time has passed friend. The next generation always ruins everything.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  turts

Such a sad state of affairs! Thankfully I have shroom infused chocolates to get me through the holidays

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

God doesn’t make mistakes. He didn’t accidentally give us ‘shrooms, and cannabis.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago
Reply to  turts

It’s actually fucken true. This generation are boring

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Just do some and go surf. Check back next article.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
4 years ago

Chas needs to write his sequel: Cocaine minus surfing. Or is it Surfing minus cocaine?

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
4 years ago

My brain hurts just thinking about 2028!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  Travis Edgar

My joints ache!

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

Pretty sure there’s an app for that.


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