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Hill (pictured) on his throne.
Hill (pictured) on his throne.

Universally adored big board surfer, heir to Miki Dora’s Malibu throne Jonah Hill thrills locals by purchasing “beach side” Malibu Colony home for $15.5 million after signaling move to Hawaii!

Long live the king.

Jonah Hill is, without one doubt the world’s favorite surfer. Over one year ago, now, the Wolf of Wall Street co-star made his love for our sport of kings very well known and was captured much plying his art on Malibu’s gorgeously tapered shoulders. The wildly popular surf network, BeachGrit, celebrated his rise, carefully documenting his every move including his purchase, just one year ago, of a Malibu home thereby insuring his spot as heir to the great Miki Dora’s throne.

Months ago, however, it was revealed that Hill and his surf instructor girlfriend were planning a move to paradise, i.e. Hawaii. The latter posted an Instagram message declaring a love for the islands and spoke of “soon calling this place home.” It was quickly modified but Malibu serfs were thrown into disarray, wondering if their benevolent ruler was going to abdicate. Disarray turned to straight worry when it was reported that the Superbad co-star had unloaded his New York loft for a cool $11 million, the assumption being a home in Honolulu was a foregone conclusion, the kingdom of Waikiki all but his.

Disarray, however, has since been replaced by sheer joy as news is trickling out that the War Dogs co-star has just purchased a beachfront Malibu home for just south of $15.5 million.

Per Dirt:

A little over a year ago, Jonah Hill purchased a contemporary home on the “land side” of Malibu Colony for $9 million. Now records show the Oscar-nominated actor has just doled out nearly $15.5 million for another residence in the same guard-gated enclave, this one on the “beach side,” right on a desirable strip of sand offering picturesque ocean views.

Resided in for decades by the late Paul and Joan Almond — he a Canadian filmmaker, and she a noted photographer — Hills’ most recent acquisition was originally listed for $16.9 million in November 2021 before ultimately going to the “Moneyball” star at a big discount.

Nestled on a compact 0.16-acre parcel, the three-story stucco and wood-shingled structure is separated from the street out front by a two-car garage, brick driveway and gated entry. Built in the 1930s and updated through the years, the traditional-style house has four bedrooms and an equal number of baths in 3,100 square feet of sun-drenched yet decidedly dated living space.

Among the highlights: a fireside living room boasting a vaulted wood-beam ceiling, which flows via wide arched doorways to a formal dining room and family room. There’s also a galley-style kitchen outfitted with green-hued cabinetry and newer stainless appliances. A curving staircase heads upstairs, where the master suite comes complete with an ocean-view balcony, walk-in closet, and bath sporting dual vanities and a tiled rainfall shower.

Long live the king.

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Marcus A. Fish

Some Guy

Meanwhile a child dies of hunger every 10 seconds. Fuck life

Kris

Dude not sure why mention Miki Dora’s throne. Jonah is cool and all, but he will never surf like Dora. Most of us that have been doing it for 20+ years will never surf like the guy.

Buh Bye

Who?
Never heard of him.
And don’t even mention his name in the same sentence as Da Cat.
The guy is a kook. And being rich won’t change that.

Corey Webster

It’s amazing the amount of bs you can bestow on one guy. Still not sure what your tawdry infatuation with Mr. Hill is all about Chas.

Board Barnacle

You must be new to bg.

Corey Webster

Nah, I’m just amazed he can keep this particular shtick going. Or maybe I’m not. It’s lazy and probably gets clicks and comments like this, so it’s right in Chas’s lane.

tim_nelsen

fleece him in the lot!

channelbottom

I live cement
I hate this street
Give dirt to me
I’ve got lament
This human form
Where I was born
I now repent

[Chorus]
Malibu
Malibu
Malibu
Ooh
Repent!
Re-pe-ent!
[Verse 2]
Give me white
Ground to run
Air for gun
Let me knife
Knife me let
I will get
What I like

[Chorus]
Malibu
Malibu
Malibu
Ooh
Repent!
Re-pe-ent!

Boat Docks

It’s a little small to be wearing an inflatable suit out there isn’t it?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
channelbottom

That kinda looks like me on the right, except the rubber suit is in fact my own flesh.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Oi, this is DR’s beat!

A place to nestle into the moist darkness of a spouse rather than wipe down after unsheathing a furious barrage onto a lover etc…

The Bitchy Crab

Soft two-foot rights really are the butter that lavishes my bread.

Jimmy the Saint

Ben Marcus comes with the territory! Where is Ben these days?

Chief Hot stuff

Throwing rocks at Teslas

Really?

If someone bought his Tesla stock play that was posted here, they’d still be up.

Chief Hot stuff

Bitcoin was 15 k when i spruiked it
Got off at 60 and thought id blown it

Really?

Buy the dip

Chief Hot stuff

Dunno, maybe, took a big risk last time and scored. Id hate to lose it.

Really?

“Fortune favors the bold”

channelbottom

Trying to rationalise his love of Elon Musk vs Elon’s recent statement that he’d vote for De Santis as Prez.

channelbottom

In Roman times, acting was not considered to be much better than prostitution.

I think Karl Marx once said: “Some people have too much goddam money. WTF?!?! All for poncing around in front of a camera?!!?”

Audit In Progress

That’s a quote often mis-attributed to Marx, when in fact it was Engels.

channelbottom
The Bitchy Crab

Laura !

Return of the Samsung Board

You two should compete out front Chas

Finally a comp I’d watch

Gino

All the money in the world and he chooses to live at Malibu. I question his love of surfing.

Striders nutsack

Perfect for him, knee high Waves most of the time. He can hang with the old kook Minnie and pretend their killing it.

StarJamma

Yeah, real grizzled surfers would live in front of El Porto!

Gino

South shore of Oahu at the very least. Can be in LA for any meetings in no time.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

This always baffles me, from the world of surf to the world at large: you make that much $$$ and you live there???? Looking at you, basically all of LA. You too, Montecito. Freeway views and bumper to bumper traffic outside your gated enclave…uuggghhh

Sean Connery

Makes perfect sense really. He is rich Hollywood VAL Kook.


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