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Multi-disciplinary waterman Mark Zuckerberg under siege following claim he stiffed builder of $133,000 following build of a “Jungle House & Cabin” and “Tree Houses” on his 133 acre Kauai property!

Trouble in paradise!

The former BFF of big-wave honeypot Kai Lenny has come under fire following a series of suits related to his 300-acre property on Kauai or, to quote Chas, “the cocoon wherein the Harvard honorary degree holder entered a worm and exited a butterfly.”

The thirty-eight-year-old Zuckerberg’s transformation from “pale silicon drone” to foil and fight king is the stuff of legend. 

Foiling down the Ne Pali coastline with Lenny, choking the hell out of his sparring partners.

However, not all is cool, as the kids say, in Zuckerberg’s bucolic paradise. 

After dumping BFF Kai Lenny for MMA expert and UFC debutante Kha “The Shadow” Wu, Zuck has had to fend off claims from the builder of his $2.9 million “Jungle House and Cabin” and “Tree Houses” that he stiffed him of 133k. 

Williams Construtions claims it “has not been paid for all of its labor, materials, and equipment as agreed” and “(Zuck’s company) has failed and/or refused to make payment in accordance with Williams’s requests.”

A spokesperson for the Zucks told Kauai Now, “To our knowledge, we have paid all invoices submitted by Williams Construction in full.”

Whether the claim is right or no, why the billionaire don’t just cut a check to get the damn thing off his back remains a mystery. 

Meanwhile, the family of a former security guard has filed a wrongful death suit against the Zucks after the seventy-year-old guard, Rodney Medeiros, died of a heart attack shortly after walking up a steep and muddy hill on the property.

Zuckerberg, who is worth sixty-billion dollars, give or take a few bill, offered the fam seven-and-a-half gees to bury ol Rodney.

Either he tight or a believer in fighting for the truth, no matter how minuscule the amount.

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channelbottom

Jungle House

channelbottom

Here’s another hour 20.

Boat Docks

Anyone who has ever worked with island tradies knows there’s always an “extra” invoice coming.

channelbottom

I dunno cuz. It’s what they sell here. It’s mass-produced pide bread and pretty darned good.

Oh and I forgot to say: TOASTED.

toaster redux

Pride bread?

channelbottom

If you like.
Stick it in yer slot honeybunch.
It’s all good.

Chief Hot stuff

He didnt even think hed be Pres.
People said yes.
Chicks luv that shit

Chief Hot stuff

Fine
Thankyou skidMark.

Chief Hot stuff

Dont be so sensitive ya twat.
Sup nigs.?

tim_nelsen

question for Zuck…

https://i.postimg.cc/50WKYB…

notsurfingtoday

Can’t imagine him sitting at a desk, late at night, pencil in ear, sifting through his pile of accounts payable, invoice by invoice, and going ‘naaaahh these fucks didn’t fit the showerheads i chose, screw them’

Occ Topus

It’s possible that Zuck was created in a test tube.

Board Barnacle

From a seed of a pine nut tree?

Sean Connery

They moved into the Metaverse I heard.

FL Skunk Ape

Treating women like shit is not a right/left issue, it is/was pretty universal among men. That’s the point.

Barrelled

It’s the Na Pali coast Dez.

channelbottom

I’m going to fly over the negativity with a recommendation for this bread + salty butter + thinly sliced raw onion. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

tim_nelsen

if it was 15 foot, then it was 3…feet…might give him a pounding!

Pauly Matt War-Shore

There was a cunt in the car park next to me yesterday putting Zuckerberg levels of zinc all over his face, despite the fact that it was 8:30 in the morning, and even I, Irish/English complexioned as I am, wouldn’t get burnt in the middle of the day at this time of year. Fucking idiot. I hated him.

Tom

Zinc man at Longie? Bexy knows him – think said this before but remember him doing ninja shit in dunes at longie with canes and num-chuks and going who is this freak, but at same time saw him numerous times with pretty hot chicks rubbing lotion in their bare tits – was a level of “who the fuck is this guy?” and “fucking legend!!”

So Zinc stuff largely I’m ok with – except that cunt Zuck!!

Chief Hot stuff

Im the only freak on the strip now

Chief Hot stuff

Typical Lefty piece of shit.

FL Skunk Ape

Typical billionaire POS, did same thing as your messiah trump who stiffed thousands of contractors. You people need to get your heads out of your asses.

Beef & Beer

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Here’s a genuine photograph of him from last year…

toofattosurf

zukkake…

Stick man

Face Bookkake

notsurfingtoday

Say hello to my cockbong

Beef & Beer

“Either he tight or a believer in fighting for the truth, etc etc” ?

No question, he tight…

Tom

Saw today he got wiped out of abut 50 bill – poor cunt only worth 70!!! At any rate he can get fucked

Dogsnuts

I mean, all that money and still would you want to be that cunt? He’ll die trying to be cool.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I’d rather keep grinding it out in the trenches to survive and dawn patrolling perfection. Zuck looks like a stepford wife


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