"It's almost like irony poisoning!"
Busy days for the body positivist hero, director, funnyman and surf inspiration Jonah Hill whom you last saw on these pages holding a bubble-wrapped longboard while chatting to a pal next to his $90,000 Rivian electric truck, a stark contrast to the luxury 4×4 Mercedes camper van called The Beast the Moneyball star used to hunt waves along the Californian coastline.
Now, in a shock pivot away from his German-Polish Ashkenazi Jewish roots, Hill has submitted a petition for change of name to Los Angeles Superior Court with a hearing set for January 23, 2023.
To wit, Jonah Hill forever and goodbye Jonah Hill Feldstein.
Hill got his last name from daddy Richard, a famous Hollywood biz manager who ran the accounts for Guns N’ Roses and who advised a thicket of celebs for five decades.
His actor sister Beanie also kept Feldstein, along with his now-dead brother Jordan.
Ironically, Hill surfs with a “Surf Jews California” sticker on one of his foam longboards which serves, he says, as a figurative punch in the nose to Malibu’s traditional Nazi-punk culture.
It’s almost like irony poisoning,” he told GQ. “All this Malibu surf imagery has swastikas on it which, fuck, is, like, so gnarly so, yo, I said, we should star Surf Jews!”
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Epstein/Weinstein Adjacent
That’s a very good point!
Actors with two Jewish parents: Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Paul Rudd, Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bar Refaeli, Anton Yelchin, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Adam Brody, Kat Dennings, Gabriel Macht, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Erin Heatherton, Lisa Kudrow, Lizzy Caplan, Gal Gadot, Debra Messing, Gregg Sulkin, Jason Isaacs, Jon Bernthal, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Esti Ginzburg, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Margarita Levieva, James Wolk, Elizabeth Berkley, Halston Sage, Seth Gabel, Corey Stoll, Michael Vartan, Mia Kirshner, Alden Ehrenreich, Julian Morris, Asher Angel, Debra Winger, Eric Balfour, Dan Hedaya, Emory Cohen, Corey Haim, Scott Mechlowicz, Harvey Keitel, Robby Benson, Odeya Rush, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is Jewish, too (though I don’t know if both of his parents are).
Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers: Timothée Chalamet, Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Franco, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Joaquin Phoenix, River Phoenix, Emmy Rossum, Ryan Potter, Rashida Jones, Jennifer Connelly, Sofia Black D’Elia, Nora Arnezeder, Goldie Hawn, Kristen Stewart, Ginnifer Goodwin, Judah Lewis, Amanda Peet, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan, Joel Kinnaman, Ben Barnes, Patricia Arquette, Aidan Gallagher, Kyra Sedgwick, Ali MacGraw, Ryan O’Neal, Dave Annable, and Harrison Ford (whose maternal grandparents were both Jewish, despite those Hanukkah Song lyrics).
Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jewish and/or identify as Jewish: Ezra Miller, Zac Efron, David Corenswet, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, Tiffany Haddish, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Andrew Garfield, Winona Ryder, Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Douglas, Ben Foster, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nikki Reed, Jonathan Keltz, Paul Newman.
Oh, and Ansel Elgort’s father is Jewish, though I don’t know how Ansel was raised. Robert Downey, Jr., Sean Penn, and Ed Skrein were also born to Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers. Armie Hammer, Chris Pine, Emily Ratajkowski, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, and Finn Wolfhard are part Jewish.
Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism: Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
Provide their phone numbers for confirmation.
If he cuts off his last name, can he still surf for the ISA?
I am also a surf jew, in that I want all the good waves.
For free!
http://www.splcenter.org/fighting-...
Maybe he can start a jewish punk band and be the anti Ramones.
This is kinda punk
https://youtu.be/1zY1orxW8Aw
Real punk… the captain
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Dick Hill
I see that Kanye has the Hollywood Jews™️ running scared.
#yeforpotus2024
The talentless oaf and attention seeker should thank God for being an offshoot of Richy Feldstein. As that is the only reason he found himself anywhere in the vicinity of Hollywood fame and fortune. Or even his latest high jinks down Oceanside pretending to be a surfer or whatever else he imagines himself to be.
I liked him in War Dogs. And he played his role perfectly in “Forgetting Sarah Marshal”…a weirdo with no talent.
Hollywood is a breeding ground. One only reaches the top when belonging to blood line….I learnt on the Internet.
Uh if he’s referring to the scenes in the old Bruce Brown films, they weren’t real nazis, they were fucking around in uniforms their fathers brought back from the war.
I mean they were sliding around in drains covered in slime wearing them. Real nazis wouldn’t do that shit.
How do you know they wouldn’t?
Because they worship that shit not desecrate it. Pretty easy to understand really.
You sound confused
Maybe you need to watch the video.
Hes got big small dik energy
Or he’s just a dick…
Seems more pussy
I took one of my dogs for a teeth cleaning today, and while waiting for her in my car, I saw the largest squirrel I’ve ever seen in a tree in front of my car. That’s gnarly.
Now we’re disparaging The Jews™️ by calling them Squirrels?
Soooo nuts!
Good to know bitches identifying as she.
Ahh, fuck – matzo balls for all !
Just show ’em your foreskin, Goyim.
All you Jonah inclusionists and apologists can now go and get fucked.
Surf Jew – waddaloadofwank