Surfer (pictured) explaining nuances of this surfing life.
Surfer (pictured) explaining nuances of this surfing life.

Once-proud Surfer Magazine stumbles over significance of beloved actor Jonah Hill “surfing alone” amidst never-ending onslaught from spurned ex Sarah Brady!

Gosh guys he's just "washing away the drama from his daily life."

One of the more comedic corners of 2023, other than surfing’s greatest ever jester, former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan, is the transformation of once-proud Surfer Magazine into a Frankenstein AI cross between The Inertia and your dear BeachGrit. Beginning with purchase by a group fronted by Ross Levinsohn, a man famous for his “trail of frat house behavior,” Surfer’s first hire, Emily Morgan who covered the Sport of Kings from her nice perch in East Tennessee, was laugh-out-loud funny.

But it has all gotten even better. Surfer unfortunately canned Morgan, hopefully giving the avid hiker more time to enjoy “strong coffee, spicy food and live music,” replacing her with one Dashel Pierson who clearly does not surf yet attempts to “speak the language,” as it were.

In the latest bit of hilarity, Pierson has jumped with both Teva-tanned feet into former surf instructor Sarah Brady’s one-sided war against Jonah Hill. You certainly recall, one week ago, when the beloved actor’s ex-girlfriend released a tranche of private text message between the two, accusing Hill of misogyny while calling him a narcissist. Not satisfied, the current law student released a second tranche on day two. Derek Rielly remarked how the continued assault was maybe unsurprising, on day five, and here, on day seven, Brady has kept the offensive going, double-barreled social media shotgun about Hill’s controlling ways, what a rotten human being he is etc.

Hill, for his part, has maintained a dignified silence and was, Thursday, spotted surfing in Malibu.

Pierson, filling the shoes of John Severson, attempted to provide context.

Paparazzi caught the Superbad star during a surf session on Thursday in Malibu, and all the major tabloids picked up on it. Cue the prophecies: Was he surfing, like a lot of us do, to wash away the drama from daily life? Or was he surfing because he is so unfazed by the drama, and thus continues living his life as he normally would? Or was he…just…surfing.

Surfing “like a lot of us do” to “wash the drama from daily life,” is my guess.

Pure gold.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

“that is Moondog’s shizzel…” Snoopdog in The Beach Bum

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

JH is jumping the shark on “You People” movie. Up until then JH had some ‘funny’ characters. His presence on said movie sums up the fact that he is clinically insane. If his real life persona reflects his acting, then he is not acting at all! Seismic shift by me in favor of the surf instructor.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

Fucked up.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
3 years ago

If you want to get de-motivated to surf today.. courtesy of Nate Florence. Wild scenes.
https://youtu.be/-bcWYPO9Tsw

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

How many times have they been that close and you wouldn’t know if not for drones.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
3 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Thank fuck they aren’t a thing here – at least much anyway. I’d probably be paddling in more than out!

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
3 years ago

I just watched and was gonna post the link to the vid. My boy Rio was sitting right on top of old mate Noah!

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
3 years ago

I was wondering who white rashy was , eemed like he was the one the shark was interested in. Apparently robbo was the surfer that rode the wave over it
Let’s wait for gabe to demand the contest cancelled

Manuka
Manuka
3 years ago

What was the other expression Jen coined? “I like you bottom turn”?

Gino
Gino
3 years ago

She’s such a kook, she doesn’t even know she’s a kook.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

Suffer Magazine

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
3 years ago

*sound of John Severson rolling over in his grave*

Skippy
Skippy
3 years ago

Was at a weekly poker game with almost all surfers. Never was it mentioned or talked about in any way, it was glorious.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

The first rule of BG is to never speak about BG.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

cause we’re not weird. but those other guys are.

frank
frank
3 years ago

Speaking of Elo, was he recently spotted in New York? With a new job, a new ‘do, and a new direction in life? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Skippy
Skippy
3 years ago
Reply to  frank

You talkin to ME?


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