A poor, young child and a place he will never be allowed to visit.
A poor, young child and a place he will never be allowed to visit.

Acting World Surf League CEO Emily Hofer castigated for brutalist exclusionary policies at “rich people only” Surf Ranch facility!

Rich People and Purpose.

While it is still difficult to imagine, we must all come to grips with the fact that we are, officially, living in a post-ELo world. The former chief executive of the World Surf League, ruthlessly fired one week ago, has left behind broken hearts and raving minds but we are forced to move on. Mandated to dry our eyes and cast our gaze upon the new acting CEOs, the Chief Purpose and People Officer Emily Hofer and Chief Legal Bob Kane with particular attention given to Purpose and People.

Hofer, who grew up in San Jose and Miami, was brought on by the aforementioned Erik Logan told Authority Magazine, “Three years ago, he asked me to lead our work in Purpose at WSL, and at the time, I told him I wasn’t sure I was the right person to lead the work. Afterall, I had no professional experience in ESG work, and in particular, I was not formally trained in Ocean Conservation or Environmental Sciences. He assured me I was the right person for the job and said ‘trust me, you’ll do great.’ After a few months, I realized that not only could I lead the work, but I could make a real difference.”

That “difference,” of course, has been in saving the environment though the building and operating of power/water hungry artificial wave tanks that keep impoverished folks locked out, unable to even peer over a large wooden fence.

As you know, surfing is a greying pastime, particularly in the United States and Australia. Wildly high coastal property values means young middle-class families can no longer afford to live at the beach. In Lemoore, California, though, home to Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch, a fine home can be bought for $300,000. An apartment rented for $600 a month. There, children all the colors of the rainbow ride bikes in the street, eat rocket pops served from ice-cream trucks and watch luxury SUVs, windows darkened, whiz by on their way to the ultra-excuse manmade wave.

In the warmer months, Surf Ranch can be rented for $70,000 a day.

In cooler months, $50,000.

Zero of those slots are given to the lower-middle class locals. Hard-working migrant farmers, low-income teachers, blackjack dealers.

Hofer declares, “We know that each community has its own unique needs and challenges. At WSL, we partner with grassroots organizations and indigenous, communities to educate us about the unique solutions each community needs to protect and conserve their ecosystems. We believe it’s critical to bring humility and authentic listening to these conversations, and where we can, WSL provides different kinds of support to lift up these solutions.”

That does not include allowing the unwashed to surf.

And while hypocrisy has become sport inside the World Surf League’s gilded walls, the fact that already-burdened salt-of-the-earth folks are used as catchwords to excite millionaires and billionaires is… extreme.

David Lee Scales and I discussed this a few weeks ago on our podcast, in any case. A listener of program called in and said he was one of the lucky few to experience the tub. After his session, he talked with young man working at the facility, asking him if he surfed. The fellow said that he did and learned at Surf Ranch. How many hours of surf did he get per month? Two waves.

Two waves, per month, to the local toiling under the sun so that Diplo can post Instagram videos.

People and Purpose.

Listen here.

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
36 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Otto
Otto
3 years ago

Hope she doesn’t pull the ol’ H.o.f. for “Hall of fame!” three-card Monte.

Otto
Otto
3 years ago

Is that where we are now? Is Hof just Lucy in disguise ready to pull the football?

Duck Tronald Fump
Duck Tronald Fump
3 years ago

Tax them for their energy and carbon emissions or give them the option to open it up to locals for a given amount of time.

Not to call out @surfads in particular but looking forward to more takes

JSC
JSC
3 years ago

With all the conjecture and speculation – we still DONT KNOW why Erik Logan was removed as the WSL Chief Executive Officer.

Either the organization has watertight control over information or the so-called “surf journalists” are both lazy and incompetent.

Any “surf journalists” actually asked Mr Logan the circumstances around why he is no longer the CEO? Anyone?

A Nobody
A Nobody
3 years ago

Chas, please do a shred of actual digging here. LinkedIn has Emily Hofer joining WSL 3 months after Sophie Goldschmidt. Your setup that Elo brought her on is wrong. If anything she’s responsible for overseeing Elo’s leg sweep on Sophie, only to then take him out too.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

Does this mean the momentum is dead?

J H
J H
3 years ago

What’s worse is that Naval Air Station Leemore is just 15 minutes down the road.

Are active duty and military veterans being discriminated against at Surf Ranch?

Terrible…terrible I tell you!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  J H

Vandenburg. Air.Station. Launch. Clear the surfers!

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Gives new meaning to the phrase…”going down the line with rockets tied to my ass.”

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
3 years ago

Chas, for SEO pts, u gonna bring back Jonah? Please don’t.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago

Too late!

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
3 years ago

Hard to resist right. You guys ridiculed him then rehabilitated him. Then he shot himself in the foot. Oh well.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

Are you bangin this out at 30,000 feet on the way to a ballet gang meeting in Oslo ?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

mailroom, or betta…intern.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
3 years ago

I’m just happy they
Reduced their carbon footprint
By sacking ELO

Bob Dobbs
Bob Dobbs
3 years ago

Cuck husband? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
3 years ago
Reply to  Bob Dobbs

Cuck? Oh are you a refugee from Elon’s dying Twitter?

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

More like we should all come to grips to the fact that “WE” the fucking people will NEVER surf this here Slater pool because Beach Grit won’t rent it out for us. Shame.

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Not when Circe becomes CEO. We’ll have quarterly BG commentariat Kelly Tub days

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

need flag(s)

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
3 years ago

Nice podcast. Chas, how about hava nagilla instead of the macarena??

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
3 years ago

Sold!

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
3 years ago

This is a travesty. Even Bushwood County Club let the caddies use the pool for 15 minutes a year.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

Babe Ruth taste just fine with chlorine.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Dookie!

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
3 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

As a source for this story I can confirm the scent of cow dookies while paddling in at Lemoore. Whether that requires draining the tank, I’ll leave to a dude in a white hazmat suit (possible new career for ELO? “It’s no big deal”)

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
3 years ago

Uh oh
She even sounds like an ELo clone
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
And her official title smacks of major ELo-style fuckwittery, with a side of fuckwittishness.
Ain’t no good gonna come while she has her hands on the reins.

P.S.
The local workers don’t deserve a single wave, ever.
They’re paid with money (however small or large an amount) for their time.
Letting them score free pool sessions would be like the cleaner in a premium class brothel getting to ‘ride the attractions’ without paying, which just wouldn’t happen…

Tom
Tom
3 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

What the fuck does that statement even mean?
This group is as fucking delusional as i have ever seen!!

Support – they fucking charge the area to host the event – pay us to come to El Sal, Brazil Portugal etc !! Thats how it works

I just want to see this shit show die and a phoenix rise from the ashes that just says it as it is – simply entertainment
Later they can greenwash – support areas, peoples, tourism tree and coral planting if they like.
Just get a product that is good first and foremost!!!

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
3 years ago
Reply to  Tom

A product ?

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Apple don’t fall far from the tree aye

Leosurf1
Leosurf1
3 years ago

The elotional damage has taken it’s toll.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

breaking exclusive: “We try so hard to be inclusive. Sometimes the truth hurts.”

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

“You can’t handle the truth!”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

wake me up/

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Stick man
Otto
Otto
3 years ago

“authentic listening”
Never heard of that.

#hassleHof


36
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x