"Made me feel like a slut for existing…like I deserved to be treated the way I was because I'm a woman thus a whore."
The former girlfriend of Hollywood star and Malibu habitué Jonah Hill has revealed an impressive stamina in her war against the man she dated for eighteen or so months.
(A quick recap for those coming in late. Nine days ago, surf instructor Sarah Brady lit a very public fire, dumping a series of what she said were private texts between the pair on Instagram. Brady claimed to be a “survivor” following the end of a relationship with a man she described as misogynistic and a narcissist. Brady said Hill was made sad by her posting bikini shots, the inference being these languid poses suggested sexual availability.)
After delivering what was thought to her stunning coup de grâce two days ago, the banning of Hill from Hawaiian waters, with Brady triumphantly dancing upon the Superbad star’s grave, one might’ve expected a return to normal transmission on her Instagram channel.
However , encouraged by a whirlwind of support from spurned women worldwide, Brady today launched a fifty-two pronged fusillade on Instagram stories, screenshots of DMs between her and fans, and including comparisons between her short dalliance with Hill and the five-year-long marriage of playwright Arthur Miller and fifties sex symbol Marilyn Monroe (killed, likely, by Robert F Kennedy’s family, if you wanna believe conspiracies).
Pertinent quotes,
“Made me feel like a slut for existing.”
“I know he’s a weak coward on the inside though.”
“Like I deserved to be treated the way I was because I’m a woman thus a whore.”
Screenshots below.
Real question: how much gas y’think Brady got left in the tank?
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Your homosexual fever-dream’s are best shared – exclusively – with someone that thinks you’re worth helping
Says the king of the lame quasi-rejoinder
It’s not my concern. You need to take responsibility for your own dick.
“(Do you get the feeling you’re slowly being opened like a can of past-dated sardines? You should, or at least will by the end of this conversation.)” Yeah… you tell him bro. No one beats a preserved fish allegory
“You came to the wrong place if you’re looking for credibility” …. or credible humour
No
Isn’t all camouflage on purpose? Unless it’s a product of evolution, of course…
“dick”
Used on purpose to camouflage the narrative
It’s all ok if you have the bros to support you. And, the Swiss army knife retort of therapists adjusting dosages is *so* hilarious and in no way an indication you are not in possession of a credible rebuttal….
I identify as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Therefore I know what it’s like to be gay. And female.
Monosyllables rule eh?
Who’s the mum?
How long before she releases the one where she says he has a small dick? Days? Or is she saving that one until she runs low?
Stings.
If Sarah needs a job, all she has to do is write an album about Jonah and open for Taylor Swift.
Nice melodic/deep house fusion with those guys….
THIS is why I stick to tequila as prescription drugs are the root of most evils!
Alcohol is a drug
You’re kidding, I am shocked to learn this!
As I contemplated this article while paddling out this AM I realized I too feel like a slut for existing BUT unlike Sarah I have embraced my sluttiness for 60 fucking yrs…ok, maybe only 46 yrs but who is counting?
This chick is def a few french fries short of a happy meal. Good lord, just let it go already.