"The actions in this video are performed by professionals or supervised by professionals. Do not attempt."
The only, I think, success of the last few years for our World Surf League has been its wildly popular TikTok channel. The social media application, which allows the Chinese government to spy on pre-teens, has wildly grown its fanbase since its U.S. launch in 2016. Much dancing fun with a dash of murder.
@WSL, in any case, boasts 2.1 million followers and features Peter Mel, Strider Wasilewsksi, Paul Evans and other 50+ males participating in “TikTok trends” that appeal to young girls and those presenting as young girls.
@wsl Whilst we enjoy a lay day here in South Africa, let's get to know the #CoronaOpenJBay commentators 🎤 Next call: Tomorrow, July 16 | 7:45 am SAST. @AJ | Sports Host, Reporter ♬ original sound – World Surf League
Exciting.
Except.
The League, which loves to censor, erase, promote a false narrative, itself, building an extremely high Wall of Positive Noise and hush hushing handsy CEOs and bootylicious broken backs, has been slapped with some censoring of its own.
Every surfing clip being disappeared underneath a ominous banner reading “The actions in this video are performed by professionals or supervised by professionals. Do not attempt.”
To TikTok’s credit, it’s true.
Surfing should not be attempted.
Thanks, China.
Also, come on, Paul Evans. TikTok trends?
See…see I told you motherfuckers. Surfing sucks.. Don’t try it
Cleaning the bathrooms at Mavericks Beach Club!?
They’ll never stop me. I perform those actions every session.
I’m seein’ bats at a vegetable stand~
Malloy
Must have been tough…
Ran into Mike today…
At the liquor store…
He bought his usual twelve pack…light
I bought my six…banquet beer…Coors…
“Malloy…”
“Hey, I know you…”
His eyes saw mine…
“How have you been?” He asked me…
I’ve been fine…
“Got the ranch?”
“Still got it…”
“How the hell are the boys/”
“Doin’ just fine…”
“How are your girls?”
“Prettier than puddin’…”
“Still mixing it up, Mike?”
Not at Faria…
Great…
My girls are safe…
Made a point out of that Mike…
But, my girls look up to your boys, Mike, and so does my ex-wife…
But some ancient rules apply…
The old testament says ‘an eye for an eye”…
The new testament says “do unto others as they do unto you…”
Surf or die…Nelly!
tick tock tick tock…clock’s ticking on the wsl
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3.0 Constitutional Rights
Kennedy is in the Congress…and the Kennedy’s are in somewhat power…and their grandfather was a bootlegger…making illegal moonshine…wine, beer combo…
And I’m searching…the constitution…for a constitutional right…to party…neither left-wing or right-…
Parliamentarian partner indeed…
And hold a local, unrecognized office…independent…that has survived?
But without religious belief…more times than not a wino will end a conversation with “I love you man:…
I love you too…and I’m making chili tonight…”It’s chili weather, you know”…
That’s a constitutional right, without looking it up…
And listening to Still’s Something’s Happening Here…otherwise known as “For What It’s Worth”…