"I got an MRI and now I’m waking up today with a fresh labrum surgery from one of the goats Dr Warren Kramer."
Only one month ago, Kelly Slater revealed he’d just undergone gruelling hip surgery for a “shredded” labrum.
The hip labrum, if y’didn’t know, is a ring of cartilage that lines the rim of the hip joint socket. It deepens the socket, which gives stability to the joint, acts a sorta shock absorber when you rum and jump and helps lube the joint. A small but real important part of the machine.
Slater, who’s fifty-one, said his hip has been real bad ever since he did the splits on a wipeout at Sunset thirty-two years ago and thought he’d snapped his femur. A few years later he was towing in Tahiti and doing flips off the back of waves when he landed weird, hurt his hip, and then in the summer of 2000 he went in for surgery to clean up the mess.
Slater employed the noted orthopaedic surgeon Warren Kramer for a complete Labral reconstruction, the doc using a dead man’s labrum to replace Slater’s old beat-up cartilage.
“Warren got in there and said it looked like a war zone, said he had to get in there and chop through the woods,” said Slater.
Last night, the world title contender Colapinto, who is almost thirty years younger than Slater, got his Labrum surgery from Kramer, too.
So, turns out this last half of 2023 I’ve been surfing with a torn labrum in my right hip. I did it during one of my heats in Wetsern Australia when I hit one of the scary Margaret River end sections and as I landed I compressed the bone up into my laybrum tearing it from 11 to 1 o’clock. The pain wasn’t that bad so I thought it was something to do with my muscle, and maybe it was a pinching thing going on but obviously I’m no doctor haha.
I surfed the rest of the season trying to figure this thing out until the season finally finished I got an MRI and now I’m waking up today with a fresh labrum surgery from one of the goats @drwarreng . Thank you @drwarreng 🙏. So word on the streets is recovery could be anywhere from 2 to 4 months for athletes. So now ill start a new journey to hopefully come back better than ever and ready to compete at pipeline with my brothers in 2024!
Many famous surfers in the comments, Dorian, Jack Robinson, Dora, Conner Coffin, Taylor Knox and even Selema Masekela, silent since his recent and very acrimonious split from Black Panther star Lupita Nyong’o who described their parting as “a love devastatingly extinguished by deception.”
To Colapinto, Selema wrote simply, “Captain Resilience.”
I’d say the continuous passive motion machine(CPM) running while trying to sleep was the worst of it as a few decades of pain was gone as soon as I woke up after surgery. The rest was just rehab and hurry up and wait to get active again.
Ethan’s reliance on a similar turn through too many rounds left it numb with the judges.
People got tired of the air reverse.
EE would have been better served to just tag the bush than break fins every single time. So many variations to tagging the bush. All the lose fins does is slow you to a stop, as cool as your recovery may be.
I wonder when the surfers are going to call the WSL out on the end section at Margaret River and Bells Beach this fascination with having surfers commit to closeouts onto bare reef is pure bullshit aimed at disguising how lame those two waves are in modern surfing.
So yea I’m impressed he surfed a season with a torn labrum as it takes a badass to perform at that level. While I surfed, skied, played tennis and drank beer for a few decades with a torn labrum before my methodology of ignoring the pain finally forced my non-world class athlete self to give in to the surgery. Yea I was a dumbass for waiting…
Plan on 4 months as 2 is BS unless he wants the surgical revision sooner than later
Speaking from experience, he is likely admiring the toilet seat(while on enjoyable pain killers) he isn’t supposed to sit on without assistance up and down or using an elevated pad for a few months. Poor guy is hating life post-surgery a for a few weeks with zero sleep while a machine moves his hip at night while he tries to sleep
DR Madeoff, what other complications are there to this procedure?
All mental anguish- Let me start by saying giving up the handicap placard after 60 days created much mental anguish, loosening up the hip flexors was a bitch, picking up the 30 count bottle of pain killers knowing your drug addled friends will want all of them gratis along with the refills created the greatest emotional challenge. Oh and being called Jimmy from South Park, by your kids, while wearing the hip brace also caused emotional damage.
Pre surgery wank is the only way to settle the nerves. I was in there for 2 hours before I had both my hips replaced
Wanking for two hours!? You must have been stressed, hope you won!
Xox
run of the mill, wednesday night wank
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a few seconds in…not sure where its going. will have a yank at it at happy hour. love Moore, Dudley.
No song, just two dull fucks talking about something I should devote 7 minutes to?
Pretty sure the drugs had just kicked in
I took a great video on my phone of my toes wiggling(pain free) post hip labral repair. Don’t remember taking the video and found it months later. So yea the drugs are good…REALLY GOOD!
It’s not everyday he gets a chance too wear his favourite dress without people judging
How much does a hipster weigh? : An Instagram
hip labrum?
Sounds like a cunt re-sleeve
insectology…you’ve deceived me here…I GOT IT FROM YOU!
warm-up sesh. splash is low salt; reverse osmowsis. broccali. support el porto!
adamantly against the knife…with a point break in the background…make it work!
Fucken hippies…
goofies get a bad wrap/
That’ll be why he choked on Finals Day.
Good hip, bad hip, no hip. Ethan still would have smoked him.
Good hip, bad hip, no hip Griff,
paddled out at finals day surfing kind of stiff
Ewing’s rail game was too on point,
Griff just couldn’t stomp an air with a bum hip joint
lifted straight from his post-it notes? writing while high!
Griff, this won’t make me think any more of your IQ level, but I have to say, I’ve a newfound respect for your grit level.
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par excellence
he’s golfin w/ Adolph….
Too good!
TrueGrit
Love how the injury updates include mentions of Selema’s emotional health.