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Chaos as Snapper Rocks goes XXL

Watch the best compilation of the latest Snapper Rocks swell that got the world, including Kelly Slater, dizzy…

Over the course of twenty two years, Snapper Rocks, a little volcanic outcrop of rock at the tip of Point Danger on Queensland’s Gold Coast, has become the illustrious host of the world’s best righthand barrels.

Lefts? Yeah, Namibia, but for the normative stance majority, there ain’t a place on earth like Snapper Rocks. Kelly Slater, who blew off Portugal’s tour event to surf the joint, even modelled his Surf Ranch on the bank that runs from Snapper Rocks through Rainbow Bay called Little Marley.

And, real hard to believe, but until a council-funded sand bypass system starting pumping sand from around the corner at the mouth of the Tweed River, the joint was a lowly wave t for desperadoes when the southerlies tore hell out of D-Bah, just over the hill.

It took seven years for the sand to get just…so… and link that shitty last-resort point into the five-wave miracle it is today, waves barrelling through Snapper, Rainbow Bay, Greenmount, Coolangatta beach before expiring near the old sausage groyne at north Kirra.

It goes to hell just after winter, September through to the first cyclone swell, sometimes late January, sometimes never, when it blows a terrible small-fetch northerly. No waves, and the cold water – upwelling – often brown.

A wild joint, as you know, with a cosmopolitan crowd to mix, all simultaneously having the best and worst surfs of their lives.

Then there’s the three generations of locals, as graceful, precise and rounded as a sentence written by Evelyn Waugh, Occy, Parko, Mick, Mitch Parko etc etc and etc.

An epic, and I mean it…epic… short by Jesse Little.

Chaos at Snapper Rocks
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Reni Ranger

You know fuck all of the superbank, dbah, or the GC reilly you fucking muppet. get fucked

deeks

The lucky country..lucky to get a spot in the carpark country

Trev

The goofys were ruling it. Does not look easy on the backhand

channelbottom

Snapper cocks.

PacificNorthPest

No SnapHER Cock. That’s right, her cock. Join us in the 21st century whenever you’re ready

snapper

Snapper Rocks🤪

Urchin Sepsis

Does the sand get pumped regularly?

The Bitchy Crab

What do I get if I’m endeared by locals?

Eddie Haiku

Nods in the carpark
An occasional drop in
And your mate’s sister

deeks

No tyres slashed and no call to the jacks reporting a pedo with a camera

The Bitchy Crab

Ain’t that the truth! Sunshine Coast native.

Hippy

Goofies carry the day.

Mike

Xxl lame crowd.

The Bitchy Crab

Mitch Parko a Snapper baby!

Hippy

Gotta bring back those brilliant masked Parko edits, DR.

The Bitchy Crab

God, he was good.

Stanislav Franck

Opens up the neverending “what makes a local” debate doesn’t it? Is it age you moved there? Years you’ve lived there? Years you’ve surfed there?

Occy ain’t a local coz he’s from Cronulla, but Occy’s son’s a local coz he was born and bred there, even though Occy’s surfed there many years longer than his son.

So many questions…

Stanislav Franck

I got nothing to add to what’s been added to what was already added.

Amazing wave. Cunt of a crowd. Wave ain’t amazing enough for me to take on the cunts.

Tom

XXL?? bit of a fucking stretch Dez!!
Was a few bigger ones for sure, but XXL in crowd yes as per normal

The Bitchy Crab

Chaos as Snapper Rocks goes M don’t have the sane ring.


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