Portugal's Erica Maximo swings at Willow Hardy in "squalid act of surf comedy."
Portugal's Erica Maximo swings at Australia's Willow Hardy in "squalid act of surf comedy."

Historian Matt Warshaw weighs in on “squalid surf comedy” of “bungled hit job” at world junior surfing titles

"Allow the surfers to touch each other. Encourage it. Let my opponent look at me and say 'Let’s fight it out to the end.'"

You’d need to be a lot deeper in the competitive surfing weeds than I am these days to have seen, live, the bungled hit job Erica Maximo of Portugal laid on Australian Willow Hardy during a four-surfer repecharge heat at the recent ISA World Junior Championships in El Salvador.

The set-up is a little complicated (read here), but basically time was running down and Hardy needed a low score to advance.

Maximo herself was out of contention, but her teammate would be eliminated if Hardy got the score, so Maximo decided to sabotage Hardy final wave and take the interference, to ensure her friend would advance.

The result was a squalid bit of surf comedy. Maximo, paddling out, turns around and sneaks into the wave behind the already-riding Hardy. Maximo rides prone for a bit, stands, and immediately shoves and bumps rails with Hardy, who is now hopping and turning as she looks for the score; Maximo then leans forward and yells something at Hardy. A few moments later, falling off her board, Maximo reaches out and tries to pull Hardy’s leash.

The Aussie, somehow, remains unfazed throughout. The response was swift. Online uproar, public shaming, official statements, DQ for Maximo, followed by her tearful Instagram apology.

 

View this post on Instagram

 

A post shared by Surfing Republica (@surfingrepublica)

If you’re jaded enough to see humor in this woeful little pas de deux, as I am, do we also agree that the best part is the announcer, lashed to surfing’s Wall of Positive Noise (or Positive Void, in this case), absolutely refusing to call the action?

“Blue up and riding, 45 second remaining.”

Mayhem onscreen—silence on the mic. Time passes.

“Thirty-five seconds.” More dead air.

“Twenty-five seconds.”

Continued silence as the rides finally plays out, with Hardy stepping off her board, turning, and flipping off Maximo. She got the score. Her result helped push Australia to victory in the Teams competition.

What would Peter Drouyn think?

More specifically, how would he score it?

Drouyn is remembered today for many things, and although I wish his actual wave-riding were ranked higher among his achievements—for five or six years, beginning in 1966, Drouyn was a dark horse contender in any robust world’s-best-surfer debate—I suppose his greatest gift was to promote surfing’s one-on-one competition format.

You silverbacks out there will recall that this happened in 1977, at the debut Stubbies Pro, held in fantastic overhead point tubes at Burleigh Heads. What you may not know is that Drouyn had what he thought was another ace up his kimono: Contact surfing.

“We’re gonna see guys trying to make it through to the next round any way they can,” Drouyn said to Phil Jarratt before the Stubbies contest while discussing the new “effective cheating” rules Peter had just unveiled.

The conversation continued:

Meanwhile, the judges are still awarding points for surfing, the same way they would in a standard competition.
It’s surfing in two categories, yes—physical and creative. The cheating rule is there to give the contest character.

By “character” you mean…
A bit of bloody flair. Something more concrete than what you get in a regular contest; some contact, physical and mental. The surfers need to vibrate off each other in a way that the judges and the spectators can really feel and appreciate. Like in boxing. Allow the surfers to touch each other. Encourage it. Let my opponent look at me and say “Fuck you,” or ”I love you,” or “Let’s fight it out to the end.” Let’s have some contact.

But surely you’re not suggesting that surfing is a real contact sport?
Phil, it can be. I feel it’s the only way surfing is going to become a big money sport. Contact both physically and mentally. A blow must be thrown. I mean, I can dance around a ring for my whole heat, showing style, but what’s the judge going to say? “Oh, Drouyn’s got a lot of style. He would have done well if there’d been a fight.” There must be contact in surfing. A guy can actually whip his opponent off the wave, and they come onto the beach and have a fight if they like. That’s okay. We won’t give any bonus points for it, but the important thing is that they can beat each other up.



One-on-one heats were a hit, contact surfing was not, and I think we all agree that was the right way to go. But credit Drouyn for keeping things interesting and entertaining—for always giving us, as promised, “a bit of bloody flair.”

Here we are 50-something years later having a laugh at the idea—but we’re also fascinated by an Instagram clip of two young CT hopefuls going at each other just as Drouyn envisioned in 1977, which maybe doesn’t prove his point, exactly, although I’d say it pretty strongly makes the case that surf competition by and large remains, as Peter suggests, a quart or two low on flair.

(I’m of the firm belief that Matt Warshaw, along with Dane Reynolds, John John Florence, Stephanie Gilmore, Matt Biolos and a few others, is a keeper of the surf culture flame. These weekly essays are sent to subscribers of Warshaw’s Encyclopedia of Surfing. You can join the club, here, and you should, for five bucks a month or fifty for the year. It’s a million-plus word archive you can bury yourself in for years.)

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
40 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago

Just change the rules so you can drop in and watch the fireworks. I wouldn’t go so far as to allow you to touch the other surfer (can you imagine this in athletics?) But sharing the wave would make it exciting for everyone.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago

Shameless self promoter, never went through with it and its implied that he was never going to all along. Sucked a few people in with his antics though.

c4
c4
2 years ago

Why do you think it’s Cabo Verde?

Mapski
Mapski
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Google Sao Felipe on Fogo and see for yourself.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

ha, never watched that clip with sound on so thx MW for calling it out, fantastic stuff.

Also, just noting for record that EOS isn’t all words, the number of vintage video clips on there is pretty staggering, well worth the cost of basically one beer per month.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago

Harambe would go!

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

Mic’ed nose guards

Mcsippa
Mcsippa
2 years ago

that could have been the best commentary in history , but it went turpel

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

Orangutans. Do you loath em or love em?

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

According to something I read off the internets a few years ago (so it must be true)

If a zookeeper left a screwdriver in a compound of gorillas, they would merely try to eat it.

If it was left in a compound of chimps, then it would quickly become a murder weapon against the others.

If it was left in with orangutans, they would use it to construct some sort of advanced wormhole portal technology and vanish.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
2 years ago

Interesting fact “willow ” is not considered “hardy” .

ricmatic
ricmatic
2 years ago

I would never bring it up, but I’m still in surfvival and I saved John John for chopes, so suck it all of you

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Just the tip

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Agonizionly went for Barron myself.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Came down to Barron, Seth or McGil for me, went Matt -now thinking maybe should have gone Leo?? Aarrghhh.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Liams another… arrrggghhh

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

True. Saw that clip of him out there looked pretty on point

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Never go full barron.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

I think better the waves bring the violence. Maximoed-out Teahupo’o please, thank you.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Yeah!!!
Fuk this morning, and fuk last nite.
And fuk this comment!!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago

She apologized after…
Weak shit!

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

under duress. Total hostage video situation.

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

$5 a month,

And how many bobs and vagine do I get for that?

Keep in mind brazzers is free at the moment

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

I place Thai girls above the rest.
How bout you AC?
I’m guessing just breathing could be enuff.

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

nar can’t stand the accent,

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i’ve gottta sicck donkeee, send me money

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

AC sticking with AJ

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

sticking with is putting it lightly

deeks
deeks
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Ha! ploughing. AJ farmer C

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Hansom Maan, where you fraaam, what you dooo?

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

I’m a pig farmer from Bacchus Marsh, URBN surf’s me local, go Collingwood!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Geez mate you need a really high tide for Bacchus marsh to break properly. And as for Collingwood, I still don’t forgive mason cox (and fucking sidebottom) for the 2018 prelim.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

You’ve never met any civilians then

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago

The skanks are in the military??

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Just spent 2/3 of the day taking in the Peterson/Rogan back catalogue, now you tell me Brazzers is free!

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

Pretty much the same thing anyway,

Both just a heap of arseholes making noise

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

*except last time I checked Rogan wasn’t getting jack-hammered by a 10 inch war hammer

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

9 year anniversary of Andrew Chan’s assassination coming up mid Teahupo’o waiting period. You doing anything special? Perhaps we could give out an AC Forever award?

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

farrrk yeah,

Might have to go old school in the comment section, although Mr Negs and Mr Pauly may not like it

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago

Do a FAT line!?

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Actually a couple , mostly from the 70s.


40
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x