Fox-owned website declares powerlifting Ivanka Trump training to “surf some serious waves in the near future”

Calling Nathan Florence.

The great United States presidential election of 2024 is still two-ish months away but are you thrilling at every turn, every bob and weave, in this reality program? Did you, for example, watch the debate? Opinions on the back and forth? While you’re thinking, it must be reported, here, that a Fox-owned website has reported that Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, is in training for big wave winter surfing.

After new clips surfaced of the former first daughter doing some squats, the culture and sport portal opined:

Over the last couple of summers, Donald’s daughter with Ivana has spent time behind boats and at surf experiences like the Flow Rider surf simulator in the Bahamas, but we haven’t seen her on the real deal. The back squatting workout might be an indication that we might be seeing Ivanka tackle some serious waves in the near future. Name another daughter of a President who is or was this athletic.

Before you get to naming another daughter of a president who is or was this athletic, it must be wondered. Is Ivanka’s weight training inspired by notable big wave surfer, and powerlifter, Nathan Florence? It must be thought “yes” and, following logic, must then be thought that Ms. Kushner is not just training to tackle big waves but, as actually referenced in the piece, serious ones.

Slabs.

This all might seem pure conjecture except, again, the source is Fox which has a very unique relationship with the Trump family and would not actively spread disinformation or “fake news.”

All to say, Ivanka Trump likely to join Florence Marine X.

Thrilling days.