"The undersigned inclusive surfing organisations and individuals vehemently oppose this decision."
No social or moral issue, as it relates to gender expansiveness, spectrum affirmation, non-binarism and queerness (if it aligns with ultra-inclusion) plus professional surfing, can said to be truly “in the public square” until Surf Equity has weighed in. The powerful advocacy group has been at the absolute forefront of publicly shaming women who get “uppity” while fighting the good fight on hydra-headed fronts.
It was with bated breath, then, that surf fans around the world waited for Surf Equity’s response to the growing furor over the planned World Surf League Championship Tour Abu Dhabi surf event. Now, you certainly recall when two-time WSL champ Tyler Wright’s brother, Mikey, came swinging in, declaring, “You have no business putting on an event at a location where my sister can be sentenced by law with the death penalty. So much for equality and equal rights, only when it’s convenient to wsl. You have supported the LGBTQ flag on her shoulder but now you want to strip it and be hush hush to get her to a location that she’s at risk of this punishment. You have the responsibility to protect your athletes, interested to see how you think you can protect her against the law.”
Tyler, of course, the only openly gay surfer on tour.
Mikey’s salvo was followed by another from Tyler’s wife Lilli, who added, “Unfortunately homosexuality is illegal at one of the locations and my wife can legally be sentenced to death or imprisonment if she tries to attend. Tyler has competed on this tour for over 14 years and has had the pride flag on her jersey since 2020. Even after winning two world titles she is still not valued enough by the WSL to be considered when they sold this event. Tyler’s queerness should not have to be a burden or an obstacle in her workplace.”
All eyes turning to Surf Equity which, for days, remained silent.
Silent until now. For hours ago, them lent its considerable heft to a petition demanding that Abu Dhabi be removed from tour.
The World Surf League (WSL) have named Abu Dhabi as a stop on their 2025 Championship Tour and Longboard Tour, a location where homosexuality is illegal – punishable by up to 14 years in prison or even the death sentence. Wave Wahines CIC, Queer Surf Club, Surf Equity, and the undersigned inclusive surfing organisations and individuals vehemently oppose this decision. We call on you to join us in supporting the removal of Abu Dhabi as a venue from the WSL’s events calendar until they can guarantee a safe environment for every surfer. So far the amazing surfing community have spoken up and are ready to take action – it’s time we unite and amplify our collective voice. Please share the petition widely – through surf chats, email lists and across your social media.
At time of writing, it has garnered 745 signatures.
Surf Equity, fighting the perpetual good fight for…
All races
All cultures
All sexual orientations
All gender identities
All national origins
All abilities
All socioeconomic backgrounds
All gender expressions
All countries of origin
All ethnicities
All religions
All genders
Except Islamic bastards.
Or uppity women.
More as the story develops.
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Atrocious human rights and animal cruelty records, funders of terrorism globally and some of the worlds worst water shortages and mismanagement, Not to worry though Kelly can plant another shrub for the Woke Surf League and save the planet some more!
I think this is more the angry drunk from Florida with a long arrest record ( https://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Sean_Volland_1906473/ ) for violence. I count 10. Might explain the 3rd grade educational mentality thinking dribble (as opposed to drivel) is related to language.
Exploring other peoples countries and culture is a seminal reason why we surf. I already ran with the Bulls. Public Stoning sounds very interesting. Fan participation encouraged! Engagement spiking! Could be the spark that makes WSL great again…. more as the story gets violently Stoned by ravenous surf fans wearing Tyler Wright jerseys…
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Why you so ridiculously hateful about what other people choose to do with their lives? Agreed she’s an insufferable cunt but for fuck’s sake guy, take a Valium and relax. Life will continue the same as it has whether she licks tuna tacos or not. This >> “Maybe if you show dignity, respect and decorum and not tongue fuck and grope your chick like you do everywhere else around the world!!” << is not a fucking sentence you ignoramus, you forgot the second half. And I find it hard to believe that you have witnessed any “tongue fuck”-ing in your miserable life, especially not in person.
You lost me at ‘Powerful’
easy turbo you’re gonna blow a gasket with all that pent up rage.
How is it that Tyler’s “wife” (husband?) is a Wright? Did Tyler change her name as well? More questions than answers.
upvoted for the drunk posting.
I love yuz all ” (Jeff fenech _ Lebanese)
Maltese
Oh fuck 😳 yeah
Is Solitaire Cash also banned? It’s in the middle of the list though can’t tell if Surf Equity are yeah or nah?
Some might say a credible threat of execution would make Abu Dhabi an unsafe work place.
Yahtzee baby…
What Muslims want they will go the extra mile to get…
Interesting clash between the West and its ‘Gender agenda’ where men have been neutralised and replaced systematically versus the ever expanding Muslim empire and their totally opposite beliefs.
WSL is the last ‘Sport’ that should be mixing in Politics and social agendas. We all go into the ocean to escape all that shit.
Let sport be sport.
but it does make breath mints a must!
i have an asymetrical advantage…says the glasser…and still wearing a paper mask…
shower then show your face pilgrim…Columbus Days and an under appreciated naval sailor, not matter the flag!
Ahh poetry,
the boy stood on the burning deck, his pocket full of crakers.
The flames licking at his arse , blew of both his knackers.
Exactly! But thats what makes it fun.
I guess we don’t. But we all suspect they are indirectly probing up other comps in aggregate at least. right?
She could boycott but probably can’t because she would then have to do the math on how much of her WSL cheques she would need to boycott the rest of the year. We all know the UAE $$ will most likely be keeping the tour rolling.