Clueless Florida surfers flirt with decapitation by dropping in on kickboxing legend Cosmo Alexandre

"This is no regular dude. He is a one punch knockout master but all these kooks and kids on longboards are just burning him."

The Grit! podcast is almost one decade old, now, and over that time, we’ve had some very fun segments. One of my favorites is “Pros in the Wild” wherein listeners call in and describe experiences with professional surfers out in the world. These encounters are often illuminating, the true natures of our heroes and heroines becoming revealed through small interactions or observances. On yesterday’s program, a friend from Florida called in to describe a scene in which many VALs might have had their heads kicked from their shoulders for bad behavior.

Chris, anyhow, lives on the gulf and describes how anytime a hurricane hits and school, work etc. are cancelled, hundreds of people with “surfboards in the garage” decide its time to paddle out. “They’re not surfers,” he says, “they’re just free Americans with surfboards, paddling out. Kids and kooks.” In any case, the lineup turns extremely chaotic, as can be imagined, and this is where we lay our scene. Chris had paddled out near Naples, Florida after a hurricane and rustled up some waist-to-chest high gutless waves. There he was, in the mix, when he noticed a very strong appearing man on a SUP. Paddling closer he realized it was the kickboxing legend Cosmo Alexandre. “This is no regular dude,” Chris explained. “He is a one punch knockout master but all these kooks and kids on longboards are just burning him. They have no idea who he is. No idea they just burned one of the baddest people on planet earth.”

Alexandre seemed kind, ruing the fact he brought a SUP instead of another craft when Chris steeled his spine and made conversation. He did not retaliate on any of the lineup etiquette transgressions.

Would you have been so genteel? Or would you have kicked one head from one shoulders just to send a message?

Watch Cosmo Alexandre knock Sage Northcutt out while pondering how you would handle your advanced fighting skills, if you had them