Just a man and his will to survive.
Kelly Slater is a man whose entire life has been about defying odds. Rising from a broken-ish Florida home to be the greatest competitive professional surfer ever, winning the Pro Pipeline at 50, building perfect waves in the unlikeliest of places but a few of the norm bustin’ accomplishment littering his glorious path.
One of the most impressive, though, has been the 11x winner’s wild post-baby tour. As you know well, Slater and longtime girlfriend Kalani Miller welcomed a boy this past summer, his second. The son, he shared with Barton Lynch, was nameless as of middle-August “Because we actually, we don’t actually don’t call him anything. We gave him a name for his birth certificate, but, as of now, we don’t have a name to call him. So, we’re kind of just, like, letting him figure out what his personality is.”
Well, most fresh fathers both name their charges and also stick around home changing diapers, taking late-night put-baby-back-to-sleep strolls, etc. but not the champ. He has been visiting luxury watch boutiques in Italy, playing golf in Scotland and watching the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix alongside fellow tour partner Italo Ferreira.
The F1 season closer, which rips around the marina, was one by Lando Norris in his trusty McLaren and very well-attended with celebrities including Brad Pitt, Jake Paul and, of course, footloose-and-fancy-free Kelly Slater.
The GOAT risin’ up, back on the street. Did his time, took his chances. Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet. Just a man and his will to survive. So many times, it happens too fast. You trade your passion for glory. Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past. You must fight just to keep them alive.
Back to F1, though. Did you enjoy the season? Looking forward to next year already?
Also, any new thoughts on li’l _____ Slater?
Slater is saving Chas Smiths career one letter at a time since Chaz only writes about Slater 24/7. The Snidely Whiplash of writers, Chaz Smith, with the pedplophelic mustache, can’t think about anything but Slater.
Having not already figured out what to call the child is just stupid.. I’m not saying he’s stupid I’m just saying it’s stupid
The big question is will Kelly’s half Chinese son be surfing for China or USA in the Olympics?
meanwhile the mrs is holed up back home with 3 nannies and a shopping afternoon planned with the girls,,,
Gerhard Xi Slater! It’s official!
Xox
Glad Lando Norris “one”!
It’s amazing to see how the greatest surfer ever like many of our surfing fathers ended up pretty useless, didnt care about us, and only cares about surfing.
He just did it without being an alcoholic whilst becoming a millionaire. #golfclap
Selly Klater is profound. Maybe the most selfish cunt ever. From all us other selfish wankers. Youve done it proper. Respect.
The United Healthcare assassin was potentially a surfer lol
Knowing that Kelly is 4’8, I’m guessing that’s a boys size 7 shirt?
Breaking News: The CEO Shooter is surf adjacent.
He hurt his back surfing in Hawaii and it made him go crazy.
https://x.com/JackMacCFB/status/1866214019977347497
Baby’s of goats are called kids. Surely that’s the name on the birth certificate
You’d think with all that money and fame he’d be able to break the chain of ancestral sin but I guess not.
Has anyone bothered to ask Kalani the kid’s name or nah
In the pic with Italo, Kelly is probably being a proud dad showing off some baby pics..
or maybe trying to sell that little Japanese van?
Side chick nudes!
Xox
Pics of Kalani breastfeeding ‘what’s his name ‘.
“Little cunt get gets most of the colostrum but I am still hustling some”
Xox
“Fly to Survive”
Fuck man.. name your kid. It’s abuse at this point.
Kelly jnr, the kids at school can call him “Kellju”There you go. How hard was that.
an excellent season , with Red Bulls and Mad Max’s dominance being seriously challenged…fucken max has been found out to be probably the most unpopular world champion in F1 history and the bastard ran into “our” Oscar first corner…he did apologize but FFS…..really….as kelly is mates with Lewis….nice to see a great last drive from Lewis before he moves to Ferrari next year after having the winningest time with Mercedes in the history of the sport….Lewis probably went for a surf with Kelly after the event along with Italo……..and fuck yeah would I like to be there..yeah….F1 is the greatest Tech sport on the planet……
Personally I think the season was far too long. Max is an absolute tosser, but unfortunately nobody is in his league currently! Looking forward to seeing how shit this Brad Pitt movie will be!
I think you are going to find that Max has had such a superior car for years , we won’t really get to see how good he is until he is under pressure…so far he does not respond well to pressure …….and damn Oscar Piatri does , but no bias,LOL!
Looking forward to BP’s movie as Rush is by far the best movie I have seen on F1…probably one of my Favorite movies of all time!!!!
Rush was a fine movie alright
Fuck, I need to catch up. I quit smoking durries and I loved staying up late Sunday nights praying for a bingle so I could sneak out and rip one down!
Xox
Now KS has retired, your constant fawning over him is actually a touch disturbing.
What is his relevance now ?
When did he retire?
Besides the competition.. who cares.
Some of you’ll, in the comments, have overly strong opinions on Kelly.
Who cares how he or any other pro surfers choose to manage their lives? I can understand the jokes at his expense, and those make me laugh, but the level of hate is weird.
The F1 season was excellent, especially as it started out looking like Red Bull would run away with it. But 7 different drivers won two races each. That’s great competition, and McLaren got their first WCC title in over 15 years. Not bad.
but who cares about whether anyone else cares about how pro surfers choose to manage their lives?
Yea yea… Kelly is an active political philanthropist… As a result, he sets himself up for negative comments… He should stick to surfing before bowing to terrorists and looking the other direction as it pertains to China’s ocean pollution… He is as hypocritical as it gets…
Some of you, in the comments, have overly strong opinions.
Who cares what anyone cares about anything?
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Looking at those biceps of a 56 year old–he’s got to be juicing/on some type of growth hormone. And I don’t mean cold pressed organic juice.
Over/under on when Kalani kicks him to the curb? Or I guess she can’t as he’s her sugar daddy.
Brother. Are you serious?
Who cares about their relationship, or when it will end?
For you to bring that up, out of the blue, is very strange because we see a photo of his overly-jacked biceps.
“Brother. Are you serious?”
Your realize this is BG, right? This could be the reply to everything ever posted on here by anyone.