“If he looked like Jonah Hill, they’d have given him the chair already — he’d be dead."
The surf community was left dazed last night after Beverly Hills Cop II star Chris Rock aimed a wild slur at Malibu’s Jonah “Surf Jew” Hill, describing him as ugly, during a monologue on Saturday Night Live.
Chris Rock made the cruel reference to Jonah Hill in relation to the arrest of the handsome Luigi Mangione, the alleged shooter of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
Chris Rock noted the public’s fascination with Mangione’s appearance, saying:
“I really feel sorry for the family. Everybody’s fixated on how good-looking this guy looks. If he looked like Jonah Hill, no one would care. They’d already given him the chair already — he’d be dead.”
Hill, who is forty and a surf veteran of five years, was last seen in this pages when his former fiancé Sarah Brady savaged the Hollywood star in a wild and prolonged public dump of private text messages.
You’ll remember BeachGrit’s own rapprochement with Hill two years ago.
As Chas Smith recalled,
We proceeded to chat for the next 30-plus minutes. He described how he had fallen in love with surfing, truly fallen in love. How he now understood the missteps he had made along the way, putting too much on social media etc. How he respected the history, the core, this BeachGrit community right here who also loves this odd water dance. How he reads, listens, learns. As proof of his devotion, he even deleted his Instagram account because he knew.
He didn’t ask for any changes in how we wrote about him. Understood that it came with the territory. Just wanted me to know that he simply loved surfing and was trying to honor that.
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bring in lewis samuels to do a guest post after this bullshit article
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See, if it had been an Australian comedian he would have just called him “a fat cunt”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY73f1bRO6Q
From a while back
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Not a lot been happening since
Imagine thinking those outfits were a good idea. Pretty hard to come back from that.
Haha dear god no, not another pre Pipe thread on this shit.
Xox
maybe the C Rock has a antisemitic left collar bone , which has shown itself for Jonah….doesn’t Chiris have a brother named K Rock??
You keep our Jonah’s name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
https://youtu.be/9n46CtDmKOg?si=A8y1oH-7jHFG-JsM
“SMACK!!”
“Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.”
-Chris Rock
As another fat ugly jew I will say the only time Im insulted is walking past a mirror. Jonah you got this, be strong.