Superyacht and angry surfer (pictured).
Superyacht and angry surfer (pictured).

San Diego surfers chant “eat the rich!” after superyacht pulls into harbor

"Billionaires are evil."

The wealth gap, growing, is a real issue as America teeters on the brink. Haves having more than ever. Have Nots less. Lessons from history, French Revolutions and Russian Revolutions, going entirely unheeded by the Mark Zuckerbergs, Elon Musks and Jeff Bezoses of this once-great nation.

Real quick, though, did you listen to Kai Lenny’s former BFF on the Joe Rogan podcast, recently, touting his commitment to free speech and whatnot? A ludicrous little man sprouting wild hair and wearing gold chains, these days.

The dictionary definition of “goober.”

Well, in other ostentatious news, a mega-yacht pulled into San Diego’s harbor, over the weekend, and was met with derisive hoots from the city’s many and varied surfers.

The Attessa IV, worth one half of a billion dollars, arrived in America’s Finest City and thereby caused a firestorm of complaint.

“It doesn’t even look good. Sad,’ one surfer declared on Reddit, while another claimed, “Y’all should trash these yachts. Stop letting billionaires pollute the earth.”

“I don’t know the owner, but I already know I don’t like them. The audacity it takes to have a 150 million dollar yacht. Billionaires are evil,” yet another chimed.

The owner, Dennis Washington, made his filthy lucre via marine shipping, railroads and mining. Old school financial rape, I suppose.

Boat International shared details surrounding the refitting of the superyacht:

Washington’s concept for Attessa IV was ambitious: new bow, new stern, new foredeck tender garage, new spa, new superstructure shape, all new helipad, and totally new interior layout, including crew areas. The yacht originally had a large karaoke bar, 15 owner and guest cabins and room for 21 crew in rather packed conditions.

The main deck and above were gutted to the shell, the mains and generators overhauled, virtually every bolt and wire was replaced, engines re-bedded, fuel tanks moved, flume tanks removed and the space stripped, soundproofed and painted. That and reconfiguring the crew areas, extending and widening the bow section, adding the folding mast, a forward tender garage with gull-wing doors, bulwarks that slide down and aft simultaneously to allow the large tenders — an 11.5-metre Novurania Chase and a 10-metre Riva — to be launched over the side, and the huge aluminium stern door that disappears completely from view down and under the aft deck sole.

Washington, as noted, liked the yacht’s size and overall structure, but thought it looked entirely too commercial, like a cruise ship. The puzzle he worked on was how to keep such a large vessel intimate, both inside and out. To control the vastness of the space, he envisioned Attessa IV having a waist at the area of the central ventilation and exhaust trunks amidships, and flares to widen the side decks fore and aft.

But let’s pretend, for one moment, that you were unfathomably wealthy. Would you superyacht?

Or supernot?

The Attessa IV once smacked a fishing boat killing folk.

More as the story develops.

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FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
1 year ago

I have zero issues with people being billionaires. I do have an issue with billionaires rigging the system such that they pay less taxes than I and everyone here does (by percentage) and it’s not even close.

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago
Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

If I had a super yacht I’d sail somewhere Way better than San Diego

Ando
Ando
1 year ago

If the quinella comes in today…

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

1st . Sell yacht
2nd . Buy beachgrit
3rd . Shut it down

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

Never heard of him, but lemme introduce you to the (deceased) frontman of Motorhead: Lemmy:
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

rainbow room. not gay. then~

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

It’s kinda like the OG vanlife.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

made w/ german legs?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

tripped o’ goober and 2nd read was truely funny shite.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

did i read this headline correctly?

local surfers take tiki torches to a palisades home, robbed it~ arrested but were released.

but they didn’t do it ’cause they then started a bonfire on the beach.

(reporting from under the lifeguard tower this is channel 11)

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
1 year ago

Nah we would all live in crappy little houses close to a surf break, but not a great one though because that would be greedy.

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago

I’ll play this game of if I had a superyacht…I’d fly in all the BG commenters, then sit back and wait for the political and DEI conversations, arguments and fistfights to start.

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago

Glad I’m not the only one. He just needs the hat and a ciggy

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

I once had a dream……to have a 100′ catamaran moored in an island chain where there were hideous amounts of different waves to surf…..off the cat would be small superyacht of 100′ or so that could make surfboards in 24 hrs….team/brand ambassadors would fly in on the Sea plane where boards /chase boats are waiting so we could make and record the making of worlds best surfboard designs….with different shapers/surfers……then we could progress design , as surf one board day 1/make changes day 2 and then surf new upgrade day 3…….maybe Leon might be interested or fuckerberg??

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
1 year ago

Dirk should get one of those for the wzl..

mike m
mike m
1 year ago
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
1 year ago
Reply to  mike m

Ivan!

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

you think Alex knew he’d end up looking like Rasputin when she named him Ivan?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
1 year ago

If there ever was a person that looked like an ashtray smells = Lemme

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

funny bastard tho

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Nigel Farage.
Smell’im a block away and he sweats tar, nicotine and racism.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago

“Man behaves as if ‘all creatures for his sake alone/were made for him to tyrannize upon.’”–poet Margaret Cavendish, 1653
“In a vacant soyle [soil] hee that taketh possession of it, and bestoweth culture and husbandry upon it, his Right it is.”–clergyman John Cotton (1585-1852, Mass. Bay Colony)

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
1 year ago

“Inside of me there are two dogs. One is mean and evil and the other is good and they fight each other all the time. When asked which one wins I answer, the one I feed the most.”
― Sitting Bull

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago
Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Anyone on here that surfs is full of shit saying they are a not. You have one of these with a speedboat and heli on the deck and you’re laughing. If you really think you are a super eco guy, pay to have everything electric and renewable.

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Or a yacht instead. No need to get all high tech.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

A yacht as opposed to a superyacht? I think that misses the whole point.

BendTheVale
BendTheVale
1 year ago

Ahhh…doesn’t matter though, does it.


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