“PROMISES MADE. PROMISES KEPT!”
The former pro surfer, photographer and bandmate of Kelly Slater, Peter King, has cemented his anti-trans gals in women’s sports stance following an executive order by Donald Trump to ban T-Girls from gal’s divs.
Scrawled across a photo of Trump signing the historic decree Peter King writes, “What a HERO this man is…why did it take him to right this atrocity?”
You’ll remember when the WSL tentatively opened the door to trans-women competing so long as they’ve been a gal for at least twelve months and their hormone levels are real low ie less than 5 nanomoles per liter continuously for the previous 12 months (biological men hover between 10 and 35, bio-gals under three), although the WSL admitted they wouldn’t be doing the testing and would rely on each athlete supplying their own supporting documents.
“The WSL is working hard to balance equity and fairness and it’s important for a policy to be in place,” the WSL’s newly anointed Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer told the oft-controversial adult learner surfer website The Inertia, at the time.“We recognize that the policy may need to evolve over time as we get feedback and see new research in the field.”
King, a man celebrated by Stab magazine as “surfing’s most powerful journalist”, had reacted poorly, you might say, to the WSL’s decision to allow transwomen in sports.
“Stay out of women’s sports where you miraculously win after being an average performing man. Women’s sports is not a backup plan where you can’t win a trophy (And $) in the men’s division. Leagues like WSL and sponsors like Red Bull will you now stand up to this now instead of harming women’s sports?”
Kelly Slater had added, “Make a trans division and we don’t have this confusion.”
The furore was about one gal, pretty much, the the inspirational transgender longboarder Sasha Jane Lowerson.
Lowerson, a svelte forty-six year old with terrific arms and an impossible to ignore come hither look, had transitioned into womanhood in 2020 shortly after winning the men’s longboard div as Ryan Egan.
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Inclusion is just another name for a participation medal when you’re a mediocre male, but when you’re a 6’4″ dude that decides they’re a chick. The advantage when you claim(not even surgery proof needed) that you’re a female over 5’8″ female is a huge difference. I’m still perplexed of the need of a trans from male to female have that need to then feel that they can compete in women’s sport, and you can easily hear the crickets when you mention that then they should have another category.
is Brutus a willy harming SanFranna ?
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So much winning. Keep the wins coming Trump. And you too DOGE, fuck USAID.
I see you got your microphone plugged back in.
wow fuck USAID, yep let the poor people die and let the US farmers who sell $2b to USAID….yep let them eat …….well not much….and then there’s the Christian ministries who now want to remove president Leon…..just one organization alone receives $4.6 b ..the catholic Relief services……one the USA was a beacon of light for the rest of the world….now it’s become a pariah state…..with Leon now fully in charge , lets sit back and watch the rich get filthy rich….and get the people back to work harder for less…the USA need a new $100 m ballroom at the WH, and matching one in ol Dunny’s palace in Gaza…..amazing times
I have this theory about hippies. You always meet the biggest assholes you’ll ever meet around people like hippies because the mandatory good vibes makes it really high cost to call someone an asshole. Its so easy to flip the accusation because they are harshing the vibes.
I really think you started to see a similar feedback loop here with wherever people encountered “dei culture”. Costs too much to say anything. So people just shut up and now we have president Trump again.
Goodbye substantive due process. It was nice knowing ya.
Hippies were the 60’s early 70’s ,then they turned into Yuppies and now we have hipsters…..just another name for so called cool……and as in the hippy era , it was a damn good time of free love /sex…….from a bloke perspective it was about rooting lotsa chicks and having a damn good fight every week at the pub!
i dont think theres many real hippies anyway
Kelly is right for once.
which raises the question: why don’t the trans community buy into it?
The answer is obviously self evident but rarely spoken out loud.
They maintain that if believe you are a woman, you are a woman. Or vice versa.
Why is it only gender that gets a free pass to be defined simply by your belief and not by facts?
Ah yes, we should all listen to the uneducated MAGA moron who never did anything on his own. Guy is nothing but a Momentum lackey.
What kinda inflammatory article is this?
Even mentioning that anyone claimed that Petey King is the top surf journalist is heresy!
I never come across any of his work. Is he even top 5 surf journalist? Is he a good writer?
The bar is high. Bill Finnegan could put out an article every 5 years and prove that most surf writers are scrubs and lack the talent to even be considered in the conversation.
The GOP: We hate trannies and we are standing up for women’s rights.
Also the GOP: Women should have no right to an abortion and should be forced to carry a child to term even if it presents a serious risk to their health.
It’s all so confusing! SHHH, don’t tell anyone that I’m grabbing coffee with a trannie* buddy the week after next and this pro-choice, right leaning atheist will buy the coffee.
*some folks hate the word trannie…but I’ll keep using it.
Surrounded by white adolescent girls way under the age of consent. Clearly living his best rapist life.
Soo it’s okay for “Peter” to transition to a man but not vice-versa? Got it.
If a biological female wants to compete against men then Godspeed.
She ain’t gonna be a winner much past middle school.
Don’t forget, the super obnoxious Meghan Rapinoe and her band mates got smoked by a high school boys soccer team.
If a thoroughbred
Could race against the greyhound
We would be outraged
You at the Warrnambool dishlickers mate?
Xox
I am!
Ahhhh let me know in advance next time mate!
Xox
I wish I was there
Instead I’m balls deep in grapes
Working for the man
Your haiku are junk sentences cut up into the appropriate syllables and not poems. Been meaning to say this for years. Read real haiku and get a clue
Thank you for your call
A poetry consultant
Will be with you soon
Still lame sorry Bud
Your haiku is weak sauce
Just like this one here
When your name is PKing, don’t fall victim to nominative determinism,mate.
Jessi Miley-DEIr
Why are you Buffet Shaming™️, Bro?
Put a tariff on Dicks . Then they wouldn’t cut em off
Signing bills to legally enforce discrimination doesn’t make anyone a “hero” –
It merely legalises bigotry, discrimination and intolerance.
Making things black or white is easier for the proles to understand.
Biology determined XX and XY.
Except, of course, that nobody is proposing to check the chromosomes. And genotype and phenotype do not always align. But still, good effort.
Except, of course, that 99.9% of the population over the age of 12 can differentiate between genitalia.
We do understand that there are exceptions and genetic issues occur but they infinitesimal and arguing that they are the reason that men should beat up on women is ridiculous.
Except, of course, the last time you freaked out and claimed that a man was beating up a woman in sports (it was boxing after all) the woman in question had all the right genitalia.
I guess you missed the North Carolina high school girl who was injured when a Tranny spiked the ball in her face.
Here’s a guide to help you out:
Step 1: It’s not really happening
Step 2: Yeah, it’s happening, but it’s not a big deal
Step 3: It’s a good thing, actually
Step 4: People freaking out about it are the real problem
You are currently at Step 2.
Actually I’m at step 5. Making fun of you for pretending to understand biology and using it to justify your bigotry.
You’re doing great.
Hopefully you can untangle yourself in time for dinner.
It’s biology that prevents you from distinguishing a man from a woman?
How bout when theys nekkid?
So you are saying a trans woman post surgery is a woman, yes?
I think we’re making progress here. We still have to a long way to go, but good effort on these first steps!
Because men competing against women is so incredibly nuanced, doncha know. Anyone with a fine-tuned sensibility can see Lowerson belongs in the women’s division.
Severely limited. Name checks.
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right on…keep chanting USA/USA/USA……..the mantra of BDI…LOL!!!!
TITLE 9.9 v TITLE 22.1 for all you jockeys~tissue sample for your toxic wart!
MakeAmericanCuntsAgain
need a ball point penn>
“Balls,” said the Queen!
“If I had ’em, I’d be King!”
bohemium rhapsody v Bodhisatva…won’t you take me by the hand…
🥰🙈😊😍 xox
MACA…isn’t that one of hair dunny’s favourite nutritional food sources??
lay off the weed…Axios, Rolling Stone, and Reuters~