“Prepare to have your mind blown.”
The glamorous billionaire owner of the WSL, Dirk Ziff, who was honoured alongside his wife Natasha as “Waterpersons of the Year” at the Waterman’s Ball in 2018, has been revealed as the co-owner of the world’s greatest collection of twentieth-century guitars.
For decades, Ziff and his pal Perry Margouleff, amassed a collection of nearly six hundred guitars, including axes from Keith Richards, Neil Young, Les Paul and Chet Atkins and which includes Leo Fender’s first proto of the Telecaster.
The secretive trove, long rumoured in guitar circles but unknown even to experts, has been donated to the Metropolitan Museum of Art where it will form a permanent exhibition, opening spring 2027.
Margouleff, a studio owner and restorer, and Ziff, the billionaire surf league owner, had been collecting since the eighties, their shared obsession sparked at a 1983 birthday party.
One night in 1983, at a birthday party at Tortilla Flats, in the West Village, Margouleff was introduced to a teen-age guitar player who wanted to buy a Marshall amp. Margouleff sold him one, and they started hanging out.The teen was Dirk Ziff, one of three sons of William Ziff, the chairman and owner of Ziff Davis, the magazine publisher.
The company sold off its hobbyist and travel titles in 1984, and its computer magazines ten years later, when it became clear that the sons didn’t want to run the business. The sons, led by Dirk, allocated the proceeds to an array of investments, including in the burgeoning hedge-fund sector. It was, as they say, a good trade. Dirk Ziff is now worth almost seven billion dollars, according to Forbes.
As it happens, Ziff had also seen the Who perform “Tommy,” in 1970, at the Metropolitan Opera House, with his father and his uncle. He was six. As the lights went down, his uncle said, “Prepare to have your mind blown.” It was. (At the warehouse, Margouleff showed me the red SG that Pete Townshend smashed up that night.) Ziff got his first guitar at Manny’s: a Japanese copy of a Sunburst Les Paul, for ninety-nine bucks. As a student at Trinity, a private high school on the Upper West Side, he played in a few rock bands when it seemed as if every other kid in Manhattan was swapping Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin riffs. Before long, Ziff had serious chops, and ideas about becoming a professional musician. But after college, with the family fortune to look after, he embarked on a Wall Street career.
And, unlike the League, where Ziff turned a once moderately hip sport into a gluten-free vanilla cone only suitable for fifty-year-old-plus bourgeois white gals, when it comes to guitars he’s focused on their art and legacy.
The gift is one of the largest in the museum’s history and the Met’s gonna display the collection alongside other cultural artefacts, elevating the ol six-string as a cultural icon.
Also of note is Ziff is a wildly talented guitar player, doin’ session work for Carly Simon at one point.
Dirk Ziff, of course, will long be remembered for his speech at the Waterman’s Ball where he eviscerated BeachGrit and all who follow it, delivering an olive branch festooned with barbs.
Some of you are here in this canyon. Journalists, and other influential voices who unload on social media. I wonder if some of you get up every day and stir the milk into your coffee, thinking about what you can write that day that might humiliate the WSL. It goes way beyond constructive criticism, which we all need and which the WSL frequently deserves, and into the realm of foul spirited attack, which I think we can all agree we have enough of right now in this country.
“I have a message to the haters, and it is simple. Be tough. Call us out. Keep us honest. Tell us what we need to improve.
“But don’t pretend you don’t know that when you go beyond constructive criticism and cynically try to rally negative sentiment towards the WSL, when you try to take us down, you are not just going after us. You are going after Kelly Slater. You are trying to take down Lakey Peterson. You are going after the dreams of Caroline Marks and Griffin Colapinto. You are undermining the hopes of every kid who lives with salt in their hair, dreaming of being a world champion one day.
“And I ask you: Why? It seems pretty obvious that if the WSL keeps growing in popularity, and surfing takes its rightful place among the great and elite competitive sports, everyone connected with our sport, and certainly all the members of SIMA, will prosper, except maybe a few grumpy locals who have to deal with some new faces in the lineup. So…why not work together?
As well as the World Surf League and the guitars, Dirk Ziff also co-owns Cherokee Plantation, a “Spanish-moss draped monument to selective southern hospitality” in South Carolina that Forbes also calls “the most expensive–and the snootiest–private club in America.”
Cherokee Plantation was built in 1690 as part of a land grant to Joseph Blake, who cultivated rice amongst other things. His son Daniel inherited the property and, “as slave owners go” was considered “a pretty swell guy” who “despised affectation and looked with perfect contempt upon all snobbery.”
He built a church on his property, enjoyed by his 559 slaves, as well as providing clothing and moderate working hours.
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Derek I am troubled that Ziff’s 2018 critique of yours and Chas’ ongoing abuse of the WSL hasn’t subsided by now. How wrong I can be to think this might subside after the brutal dismissal of Elo, the WSL’s decision to bring on Lexus as the ultimate sponsor and builder of underpowered, cool surf wagons for beautiful people and their egregious decision to diminish women on tour.
Can you and Chas ever throw up an olive branch with the WSL so BG can pay for and place a tent at a US WSL event? As for the guitar collection, it is cute that Ziff like most trust funders has other money incinerating vocations beyond the write offs generated by the annual losses generated by his toy surf league.
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Fun (alleged) fact: Ziff is (strongly, albeit) alleged to own noted racist/facist/overrated blues choad Eric Clapton’s stolen sunburst late 50’s Les Paul Standard. But fuck Clapton. And fuck Ziff and the khaki pant-ed rich white blues fan 1959 Les Paul Relic fetishist.
PS: hi BG! Free Palestine!
Contests have a place in surfing. But man, there is so much more to surfing than contests. Let WSL burn.
To be honest, WSL is the best version of Pro Surfing since the beginning, although there are a few venues that could be changed…but, I get it. government subsidies, etc. make it much easier to foot the bill for events. The live stream access on all platforms, replays, camera work and event production is top notch.
If I could tell Ziff anything it would be to let the ads speak for themselves and stop the commentators shilling sponsors gear every time they open their mouths. Way to much ballyhoo. Product placement is fine but the stupid infomercial stunts are ridiculous……dump it. Run the sponsors ads and be done with it.
Also, let the commentators be honest. If it’s a bad call, call it. if the surfer just sucked, say they sucked. Nothing more irritating with WSL than being told the opposite of what we witnessed with our own eyes. in other words, stop the sugar coating. I want malasadas, I go to Leonards.
Personally, I cannot even listen to a word from Joe Turpel anymore. I watch the entire comp on mute, with the exception of certain post heat interviews.
“Big gorilla at the LA Zoo
Snatched the glasses right off my face
Took the keys to my BMW
Left me here to take his place” ~Warren ZEVONR
70s SG, Stradivarius – both can sound like shit – only matters who’s playing it. Curren, hendrix, jaco, beck, SRV, miles, charlie parker? – no one cares what board they rode
Get Carter Get Ziff Get Demi. He’ll do time for all of them. Not much time though. Time is running out.
Michael Caine learning some new chords.
Dirk Ziff sounds like a porn King. How many porno mags did “the Family” own? No wonder…it all makes sense now…
Who knows…One of those slaves that went on the boat to Brazil instead of his plantation could now be the great great great great great grandfather/mother of a surfing world champion.
Ziff with the riff….
Yes Deek, I would love to take down Lakey thank you.
The nice thing about having billionaire cunts dismantling the US government, it’s really deprioritized my concerns about the WSL .
I’ve been trying to get back fuller focus with my discontent and bewilderment of the WSL too, but sharing your other concern it has been hard. Hasn’t it?
You should be concerned. Alex Soros is far more demonic than his daddy George.
ALL rich cunts.
Wonder if the ASP would have folded if Mrs. Ziff didn’t come along.
The only thing we know is that the transition to WSL would probably not have been as smooth under some other profit-seeking organisation and the surfers are the ones who benefitted the most by retaining relatively large amounts of prize money that in no way reflect their value to the modern, capitalist, organ-grinding machine.
Prize money would have taken a massive dip with anyone else.
Dork Ziff
Cherokee Plantation
“Location – Combahee River, Yemassee, St. Bartholomew’s Parish, ACE Basin, Colleton County
5109 Combahee Road
Origin of name – Renamed Cherokee in 1930 after the South’s wild Cherokee Rose (8, p. 72)
Current status – Exclusive hunting preserve and golf community, limited to 25 members.”
Yup, limited to 25 members.
That should keep the riff-raff out…..
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So when they reinstate the cutline again in the middle of the 2026 season, Dork will have it called the Cherokee Plantation mid-season cut line.
After reading Dirk’s old speech above, I am reminded why I dislike him (and the Establishment), so much.
And just think , it seems like Dirk started the Wsl just for Natasha and her interest in our great pass-time.
Pretty sure, days, weeks, years, go by now without Dirk ever giving surfing a thought.
(I have accountants pay for it all).
He’s getting what he paid for, his money’s worth, in the bedroom now.
Happy wife—happy life.
Natasha— you should be ashamed of yourself…….
The Ziff’s also owning Queensland Energy Resources which controls the Stuart Shale deposits in Queensland. Worthy of more attention given the optics of their environmental work
Dirk Ziff and his brothers are on the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs’ 2024 list of Americans under personal sanctions and prohibited from entry to the Russian Federation. Dirk Ziff and his brothers are the maternal grandchildren of Berthold Beitz, whose industrial dealings with the Soviet Union through his leadership of Krupp were extensive and strategically significant during the Cold War. These facts have no relevance to surfing and are of no interest to surfers.
While this is fascinating and it requires a deeper dive on my part, I’m curious how you feel about Dirk’s Wii guitar?
Great piece in The New Yorker – the intention of the donation is to have these instruments PLAYED, not simply exhibited in a museum.
Apparently, some of the other curators at the Met did not approve of this foray into popular culture, deeming guitars to be below their intellectual horizons.
ya, not impressed, a billionaire buys up a bunch of vintage guitars (to show-off).
I might be a little impressed if he bought up some old boards though. (even though they would probably never get ridden).
Dirk don’t surf…..
There is a difference between a Curator and a Collector –
A collector buys the David Gilmour Black Strat, that he used for the solo in “Comfortably Numb” –
The curator buys the second solid-body electric guitar made by Paul Bigsby, entirely by hand as no such instrument had previously existed.
Ziff owns the Bigsby – some collector owns the Gilmour Black Strat.
ok, got it, still don’t like Ziff…..
I have only one question! Does the donation affect his tax burden?
Yes, the in kind guitar donation could potentially reduce his tax burden. I suspect his tax folks do a great job in this area and the annual losses generated by the WSL create loss carryforwards for years to come so this donation while nice won’t likely move the needle too much.
I don’t know the specifics of course, but I am sure it could – if integrated successfully re: tax relief from quantifiable donations.
Yvon Chouinard did very well to structure the transfer of patagonia corporate holdings, to avoid more than 2 billion in inheritance and other taxes and ensure a windfall of positive publicity, re: “He selflessly donated his billion dollar company to Save the Planet!”