"The golden girls seeking hang-ten instruction in this scenario are old friends and contrasting personalities..."
If you happen to find yourself on America’s east coast, this summer, and are looking for some entertainment, it would be both cruel and rude to miss a night of arts. There are, of course, many options. Moulin Rouge: The Musical on New York’s Broadway, rock band Creed playing in Philadelphia or, best, a night at the theater in Washington D.C. for a staging of “Wipeout.”
The surf-based play, which premiered last year in Sacramento, explores themes of aging, death and trauma along with love and healing.
According to a review in Kelp Magazine:
Three retired life-long female friends (Claudia, Wynn, and Gary) are out on the water for their very first surf lesson from Blaze, their young hot surf instructor. As you can imagine, the play is hilarious and goofy in all the best ways, especially being set entirely in the open water. The “surfing” was ingenuously captured by placing the actors on surfboard-shaped boards on wheels, allowing the actors to move up and down the stage and into each other just as one would do in the ocean.
Jeff Bezos organ The Washington Post, which reminds you that “Democracy Dies in Darkness,” further explains:
The golden girls seeking hang-ten instruction in this scenario are old friends and contrasting personalities whose reunion in Santa Cruz, California, simmers with charged memories and barbed banter. Gary (Katherine Cortez) is a firecracker of energy and enthusiasm. The oft-married Wynn (Delissa Reynolds) is prickly in a way that obviously masks inner pain. Claudia (Naomi Jacobson) is a high-strung and anxious type quick to see a shark in a piece of kelp. As 19-year-old surfer dude Blaze (Alec Ludacka) attempts to teach them how to shred, the trio contemplates aging, grapples with old hurt and memories, and experiences the bittersweet glories of friendship.
Characters pulled straight from below the line at BeachGrit (except for Blaze).
So, are you a Gary a Wynn or a Claudia?
Which one is Otto?
Discuss.
Wipeout is running through July 27. Buy tickets here.
so this is where VONR ran off too.
WIPEOUT…..starring the San Francisco Silverback as prickly Wynn.
Wonder who plays the cuck chair sitting DR?
Why am I shown wearing a men’s Tallit (Jewish prayer shawl) ?
Does that mean I’m Gary, and going through a F to M transition ?
P.S.
But hey, at least it’s not a Burka, that’d really suck ya reamer…
You’re a method actor.
“surfboard-shaped boards on wheels”…..
you mean a skateboard?
In actual recommendations check out “Blaze” the Blaze Foley movie, incredible all round.
Xox
Since when is Gary a woman’s name? What are Kong’s thoughts on the matter?
My first thought but I’m kinda into it
I actually know a Welsh lady named Gary!
I’ve certainly been Blaze—surf instructor at Corky Caroll’s Surf School in HB was my first job at age 18. I didn’t last a month before they fired me after I quickly realized how bad they were just scamming their customers with a bunch of comically unrealistic promises.
Wait a second. You used to be a surf instructor and are now a lawyer? Uhhhh…..
bad decisions were made
From Huntington Beach.
Jen See is Blaze, clearly.
I better see some quality photoshopping today.
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Did you personally do that?
I made it for you.
Don’t you feel icky having drawn a swastika?
I did at first but then contextualized the subject.
You’re a birthing person now. You birthed a swastika.
What did you birth?
I’m a biological male. I can’t give birth.
You’re Ginni Thomas and you know it.
So you hate Clarence Thomas cause he’s black? Now you giving life to a Nazi swastika comes into clarity.
Is Clarence black?
You can’t even give him recognition as a “black man”. So to you he’s something less than a black man. Perhaps you see him as some animal. That’s sad
I don’t see color. Some people are Oreos, others are Fig Newtons.
Oreos are colorless?
Vegan-friendly too.
So are anti-ICE riots.
Vegans can eat ice if they choose too.
Of course they do. Coping mechanism for mental health issues
Thank God MAGA doesn’t have any mental health issues.
they are getting quieter and quieter as the orange TACO’s behavior becomes more erratic and the bullshit stream thickens with gushing claims…well every where…LOL…
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/1937651991485829225
sounds like an amazing maga source….yep ya bombed Iran…….sounds like their nuclear program has been set back a couple of mths……not much more…carry on!
takes more time than 3-4 days for post operation damage assessment.
I didn’t know Iran could just go to Costco for Nuclear scientists and prefab centrifuges.
stop watching CNN if you’re looking for truth
You should listen to the veteran Mo.
Anyone knows that. Except you.
You’re willfully ignorant.
Otto, so where’s the enriched uranium…400Kgs……?
I actually scanned the Euro news, and a couple of USA sources…obliterated the site,lol, so if it takes 3-4 days assessment how did TACO know they were obliterated…….???
or smoke it?
Yes
no Clarence is just corrupt…an uncle Tom!
What you got against Hindu’s and Bhuddist’s?
Do they have anything against you?
Not that I’m aware of. Apparently flew that one right over the head.
Then that’s what I have against them.
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Well, nothing to make a career out of, but at least you tried. Upvote for you
So not only is my career a failure, but my desire to be a cut and paste professional is also a failure! I was hopeful that your face paired with Sasha Jane’s body would be a hit.
Have you tried submitting an article to Beach Grit?
Perhaps you’re a writer.
Knowing everything is aurf adjacent it might be time to submit.
I believe you. Now it’s time you do too
So many titles come to mind
Very feminine body. If it wasn’t for the man face pasted on, I would have sworn it was Alana Blanchard.
damn you need an eye test……LOL….??
Hahaaaa. Yeah, it’s about the most masculine looking body I’ve ever seen in a bikini. Definitely not a traditional female swimsuit model body type.
Would you hit it?
Hahahaaa. No way Jose. Not into men or women who look like men. Thanks for asking though. Im all settled with a beautiful blonde beach bunny with a beautiful figure for almost 20 years.
Nice! I have 34 yrs with brunette ski bum turned corporate girl I met in a bar.
Does Alana have that sleeve?
I thought it was Alessa before the boob job.
Did Rockhold threaten to beat your ass if you didn’t take down the sharticle about him?
No. Scroll down a little, Claudia. It’s right there!
You might want to say that into your mirror because the shart is gone.
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Oh you’re a Wynn! And don’t know where it went. Was it offensive? BG’s backend has been real wonky lately.
I thought it was good. No idea how it could be offensive unless you click on the comments which are always offensive in some way, shape, or form.
If anything ever disappears it’s Derek. I think he’s been tag-teamed by a law firm.
He would enjoy that I bet.
I’m Blazing up right now, so there’s that…
Finally getting around to listening to DR’s interview with Jeremy Flores.
Flores : “ and you know I’ve found out that this whole political world is disgusting because it’s all about money at the end of the day; which is really bad, you know”
😱 say it ain’t so, J Flo !
You are such a Gary.
I suspected so, but wasn’t 100% sure.
What is Jeremy ?
J. Flores : “ Kelly has done his research.”