Surfboard shaper Hayden Cox lists Palm Beach house and seeks offers north of sixteen mill.
Surfboard shaper Hayden Cox lists Palm Beach house, a masterpiece by any measure, and seeks offers north of sixteen mill.

Surfboard designer Hayden Cox lists neo-futurist beach house for staggering $16 million

Australia's most beautiful new house hits the market and seeks expressions of interest!

Several weeks ago I had the enormous pleasure of attending the launch of Bang and Olufsen’s collaboration with the unfairly handsome surfboard shaper Hayden Cox, the standard Beosound A9 speaker dressed in Cox’s resin legs and fav shade of Yves Klein blue.

With a ticket price of seven thousand dollars, it was a little out of my pay grade as they say, but I did fiddle with the legs and run an appreciative nail down their smoothly finished haunches.

A one-time regular at these sorts of things, Stab used to be the darling of Sydney’s party circuit in the early 2010’s thanks to its glamorous co-founder, ie not me, I was pleasantly surprised by the easy with which Hayden Cox can shape-shift between sawing through foam at his factory on Sydney’s northern beaches and being fete at the pointy end of the city’s social set.

Kudos, obvs, to his marketing genius wife Dani who was at least partly responsible for Havaianas blowing up in Australia in the early 2000s.

Anyway, remember one month back when Hayden and Dani unveiled their new house, a neo-futurist dreamscape with its warm but technologically advanced aesthetic, very much like his in-demand and gorgeously brazen surfboards?

Well, the joint has just been listed for sale with a ticket price a little up from the blue speaker, somewhere around sixteen million Australian dollars.

The pair bought the ol beach shack for just under three mill in 2020 and subsequently turned it into the masterpiece it became, an internal lift transporting its inhabitants to the each of the house’s four levels, with its six bedrooms, five bathrooms, heated wet-edge pool, infrared sauna, cold plunge tank and even a Pilates machine to work them buns.

Be seduced, like I, by the selling literature reprinted below.

Alaia Palm Beach is a seamless fusion of contemporary beach elegance and sustainable design, meticulously crafted to maximize its premium north-facing position. Cascading down a sun-drenched site, its panoramic outlook stretches from Pittwater to the iconic Barrenjoey Lighthouse and beyond to Cape Three Points and the vast Pacific horizon. As one of Sydney’s most exceptional luxury lifestyle escapes, this architectural masterpiece embodies both sophistication and tranquility.

Located on Pacific Road-one of Palm Beach’s most prestigious and sought-after streets-the residence enjoys a largely wind-protected microclimate, offering an endless summer ambiance. Private and secure, an internal lift servicing all levels, the tri-level home blends cutting-edge luxury with the natural beauty of its surroundings.

Inspired by Nature, Designed for Luxury

Minimalist lines, resort-inspired tones, and a thoughtfully curated selection of sustainable materials create a refined yet relaxed aesthetic. The interior palette draws from the surrounding coastal landscape, incorporating sandstone hues, bronze metallic accents, and oceanic blues. Exquisite details such as imported French travertino plaster, sculptural marble elements, travertine paving, and hand-blown glass feature lighting are seamlessly paired with Italian bronze cabinetry-designed to patina gracefully in the salt air.

Alaia’s expansive design includes:
– Luxury Accommodations: Two primary bedrooms with ensuites and sweeping ocean views, plus two garden bedrooms spilling onto nearly 200 square meters of level lawn-perfect for family recreation. A separate-access, self-contained two-bedroom guest house offers added privacy.
– Seamless Open-Plan Living: Vast sliding doors frame breathtaking vistas, while a Jetmaster fireplace enhances the inviting atmosphere. The Italian stone chef’s kitchen, featuring an island bar, integrated fridges and dishwashers, and a butler’s pantry, is designed for effortless entertaining.
– Resort-Style Outdoor Living: A dedicated poolside entertainment quarter with a bar, bathroom, and kitchenette opens onto level lawns, while a heated wet-edge pool is complemented by an outdoor hot/cold shower.
– Wellness & Recreation: A media room, home theatre, gym, and a private wellness floor equipped with an infrared sauna and cold plunge bath provide the ultimate relaxation experience.
– Indulgent Parent’s Retreat: Complete with a walk-in robe and a beautifully appointed ensuite offering panoramic ocean views.
– State-of-the-Art Features: Designer bathrooms, sky-roofs and skylights, electronic blinds, ducted air conditioning, and a secure three-car garage with ample recreational storage.

Set amid exquisitely landscaped gardens, native palms, grasses, and lush plantings provide a soothing contrast to the home’s clean architectural lines. Thoughtfully designed terraces connect seamlessly to each main living area, grounding the home in nature while commanding breathtaking ocean vistas.
Just a short stroll via nearby pathways to Palm Beach and Whale Beach, Alaia Palm Beach is a sanctuary of serenity, where innovative luxury and natural beauty unite in perfect harmony.

Welcome to Alaia Palm Beach-an unparalleled expression of coastal living.

Examine photos or, if life’s been good to you and you’ve got the cash, express your interest to the realtor here.

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Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
1 year ago

Hippo crib bro

Mcsippa
Mcsippa
1 year ago

just goes to show those hyptos were too expensive if this much wealth was created

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

Is Dani as cute as her huzzie?

Edit: a former reality tv “star”! Can’t blame any chick for wanting to go on those shows. The amount of them who have landed multi millionaire husbands are a few months on tv. Putting themselves in the Reality Display Window

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

Go on show…spread legs… land wealthy husband.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Keith Grace
Keith Grace
1 year ago

Craig should get a cut from this.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Fucks over the surfboard industry so would have no qualms fucking over some foreign investor on a real estate deal either .
Wonder if the cunt even surfs?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
1 year ago

He done good out of that Hypto.

He should give Craig Ando a cut.

Anon
Anon
1 year ago

Anyone else see the resemblance? https://uploads.disquscdn.c… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

The beige juxtaposition with creamy beige would be a delight for the colour blind..add .005 Mil.
untapped market.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

not long ago, just a few Griffin Colapinto tears before the Fall of Withdrawals, the Winter of Denial and the Spring of Despair, the silent demise of the WSL 2025 season…..I recall young Dez penned an article about the man who would cause a questionably adventurous man to wear the pads off a new set of 187’s, a man who built the house of his dreams and put his heart and soul into it, so much so that it was named after his Hawaiian daughter……and now that dream house, the sanctuary of the Cox soul is up for sale.
what next? Hayden Cox lists used Pilates machine on Facebook marketplace?

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Cox hair tonic. 12.95

KRIS
KRIS
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

… reality check: a concrete bunker smashed by the nor east wind.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
1 year ago

Estate agents love to seamlessly slip the word seamless into every real estate write up.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

Silky smooth they arm!

bob
bob
1 year ago

Recon you could talk your way into a viewing Dez? Perfect oportunity to have a quick wank in the dunny.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
1 year ago
Reply to  bob

Seamlessly

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

View is nice but the place is souless AF without art or bookshelves.
I never trust anyone without bookshelves.

astro
astro
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I never trust anyone with black “take me seriously” glasses.
Just another pull hard.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Damm readers

GiGi
GiGi
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

yep….

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

The world is truly fucked. A lift and a pilates machine. Just piss them both off and use the stairs.
Rich cunts aye.
Big love degenerates!
Xox

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
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Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

It’s so fucked hey. Uprising imminent!
Xox

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

This guy defiantly trying to pull the curtain on the wizard..

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Haha fuck hey.
Xox

Keepingitreal61
Keepingitreal61
1 year ago

That Dani can spin the best realobabble I’ve ever read. With skills like that she could turn a surfboard made for kooks into an acclaimed international best seller, oh hang on a sec, she did.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Killer view from that couch.


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