"Passionate kisses and roaming hands..."
But who could have seen this coming? Just last year, around this time, it seemed all was mostly right with the world. Diane Keaton was alive, Venom: The Last Dance was ripping it up at the box office and Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were enjoying a near-decade of companionship.
Yes, the songstress and Pirates of the Caribbean baddie first became an item in 2016, meeting at a party then quickly “blooming” into a full on couple, going to Coachella, vacationing in Italy, etc. They briefly broke up the next year but were back on in 2018, becoming engaged in 2019, having a child in 2020.
Alas, a few short months ago the pairing went kaput, Perry went to play a show in Toronto and Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who was divorced two years ago after 18-years of wedded bliss, attended, dancing and singing like a tween.
Lightly surprising.
You, of course, are familiar with Trudeau who entered hot water by going surfing on Canada’s very first Truth and Reconciliation Day meant to “honour lives both lost and destroyed through our country’s detestable treatment of our Indigenous peoples.”
Detractors were not happy with the move, citing, “layers of privilege.”
Well, those layers might just have gotten thicker. According to Daily Mail, “eye-popping” photos of Trudeau and Perry sharing a make-out session, replete with “passionate kisses and roaming hands” off the coast of surf-rich Santa Barbara are making the rounds.
The chanteuse allegedly wearing a sleek black one-piece bather. Trudeau shirtless in a pair of jeans.
A stunned onlooker described the scene, saying, “(Perry) pulled up her boat next to a small public whale-watching boat, then they started making out.”
Hubba hubba.
Surfers up and down the coast hope that the “boat gets to rockin” soon as there are currently no waves in the county nor any swell events on the horizon. I was totally kidding about Santa Barbara being “surf-rich.
“Anything is better than nothing,” one declared.
Snowboarders once again proving that they’re cooler than surfers.
Russel brand played a surfer in a movie and he hit that ages ago, when her massive tits likely didn’t touch her belly button.
“Any port in a storm!”, claimed another.
Xox
She still kissin girls and liking it!!
fuck, does anyone not surf?
I don’t. Despite my efforts. Whatever it is I’m doing, it ain’t surfing.
Standing up is overrated anyway.
It’s all about sitting there looking cool AF and then not getting into anything you paddle for.
True story: Com once passed on the opportunity to play guitar in Katy Perry’s live band before she hit big, figuring that she would never go anywhere upon listening to the demos.
Reliant K guy ey?
I had no idea you could wield an axe!
I guess a photo of her boobs wasn’t on the demo tape.
Santa Barbara is a stretch of coast with some of the best spots with by far the worst swell exposure to be found anywhere in the world. Still always fun passing through there.
its a Perth
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If you want to come here to surf I recommend May- September.
Chas boldly pushing the boundaries of surf-adjacency. No Limits