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Surfing Congresswoman Katie Porter Faces ‘Relentless’ Smear Campaign in California Governor’s Race

"Are there other terrible interviews with Katie Porter? This is the most entertaining, unifying thing since tiger king!"

The surfing congress-gal Katie Porter, whom you fell in love with earlier in the week when it was revealed she was a talented logger, has been felled in the California governor’s face, it seems, by a malicious smear campaign.

Recent coverage of Katie Porter’s 2026 California gubernatorial campaign highlights viral videos of her tense interviews and staff interactions. Critics labelled her as “unsteady,” “combative,” and “unfit.”

Conservative broadcaster Megyn Kelly asked, “Are there other terrible interviews with Katie Porter? This is the most entertaining, unifying thing since tiger king!”

Decade-old court docs from her div revealed her ex-husband Matt Hoffman – not the BMX king – had filed for a restraining order from Katie Porter and said she would “routinely” call him a “fucking idiot” and “fucking incompetent”, smashed a glass coffee pot on the kitchen counter when it wasn’t cleaned to her specifications and poured “scalding hot” mashed potatoes on his head during a fight.

What BeachGrit readers saw from all the clips, all the malicious stories, almost uniformly however, was a brave woman speaking truth to power.

“A firebrand!” said Otto.

The future of California,” said Negs.

To know Katie Porter, this woman that burst onto the scene like a Midwest tornado fierce, is to meet a woman unyielding and utterly unstoppable.

Let’s examine her trajectory.

Born in 1974 on an Iowa farm, she learned grit from the ground up. No silver spoon. Just soil, sweat, and a family’s quiet defiance against the odds.

Yale undergrad. Harvard Law. Class of ’01. She didn’t just graduate; she conquered.

Then, clerking for federal judges. Teaching at top schools. UC Irvine, her battleground.

Katie Porter molded minds, dissecting corporate greed with surgical precision. A single mom by then, juggling three kids and a law career that screamed justice.

Enter Elizabeth Warren, her mentor. Katie Porter testified before Congress in 2008, torching credit card scams.

Her words? Pure fire. They fuelled the Credit Cardholders’ Bill of Rights, millions shielded from predatory lenders. Genius. Relentless.

2012: The great Kamala Harris calls. Katie Porter becomes California’s bank watchdog in a $25 billion mortgage meltdown settlement. She claws back $9.5 billion for foreclosed families.

Heroes don’t negotiate; they enforce. Porter did both, exposing Wall Street’s rot.

By 2018, Orange County beckoned. A Republican stronghold, ripe for revolution.

Porter runs. She whiteboards the truth: inequality’s math, laid bare. Voters devour it. She topples incumbent Mimi Walters in a squeaker—51 to 49. Historic. Electrifying.

Sworn in 2019, Katie Porter doesn’t whisper. She roars. Grills CFPB chiefs on payday loan math. Forces CDC pledges for free testing. A progressive powerhouse, deputy chair of the caucus. Bills pass: cracking insurer denials, slashing Big Pharma gouges. Firefighters get raises; first responders, mental health lifelines.

Katie Porter’s rise? A masterclass in moral fury.

From farm girl to congressional crusader, she proves power bows to principle. America needs more like her

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Simon Says
Simon Says
11 months ago

This article is a woke joke and a horrible ‘smear’ on the Beach Grit brand. Derek has managed to nudge Beach Grit towards a sad, lifeless, fish out of water future.

Magnum
Magnum
11 months ago
MAGA Navy
MAGA Navy
11 months ago

not really a smear campaign when it is 100% true – and on video.

HamSammish
HamSammish
11 months ago

Is that thing a He or a She? Either way, ITS eaten way too many HamSammishes.

Gil Gilbert
Gil Gilbert
11 months ago

She seems nice

Hippy
Hippy
11 months ago

beachgrit has now entered the “ fonzi putting on two water ski’s” realm

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
11 months ago
Reply to  Hippy

Quoting that fascist Otto is a new low. Not surprising coming from someone who calls Israel “a plucky little nation”

deeks
deeks
11 months ago

Is this some sort of Beachgrit test ?
if so the answer is a firm no

Matt
Matt
11 months ago

Please stop with all the political commentary. It’s getting fucking annoying. I skip every article when you go political. If you want to add some nonsurf takes – let’s do a deep dive into – where did the Reef & Hawaiian Tropics girls go? Back in the 90s Hawaiian tropic girls used to come to turtle Bay. It was the greatest week for all the North Shore boys parties, hot tubs swimming pools -insane. Bring them back.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
11 months ago
Reply to  Matt

They mostly went back home, had kids and don’t look the same in bikinis anymore. The end.

Barnycle
Barnycle
11 months ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I think he was asking us to point out that their modern versions are at home making 10X the amount of money on their OF accounts, instead of having to shake their assets outdoors in the real world.

They’re less likely to find a husband that way, but while they’re at the top of their “game” I don’t think they really care about that.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
11 months ago

never thought she could spread those butt cheeks wide enough to make your nose so brown.

Mike
Mike
11 months ago

Save the Whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick!

Jack John Johnson
Jack John Johnson
11 months ago

Good thing Australian politics ain’t boring.

Mike
Mike
11 months ago

All around(pun intended) horrid.

channelbottom
channelbottom
11 months ago

She’s awesome as a politician eviscerating GOP bad-faith bullshittery.

RJ
RJ
11 months ago

“surfing congresswoman”

“talented logger”

please delete this article

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
11 months ago
Reply to  RJ

She brings the magic.

Mike
Mike
11 months ago

Horror

Jack John Johnson
Jack John Johnson
11 months ago

There’s magic on BG, this ain’t it.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
11 months ago

Wheres the california luv?

Gary Bababuoy
Gary Bababuoy
11 months ago

That voice could peel paint…….would not.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
11 months ago

But still cute as a button! And good surf style.

East of the 5
East of the 5
11 months ago

I liked his Rip Curl ads.


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