Fat lady surfing
California's likely next governor, the incredible Katie Porter, gives hell to uppity reporter.

“Is there anything she can’t do?” Democrat firebrand Katie Porter revealed as talented surfer! 

"Wow, you're braver than me Katie Porter!"

The Dem congress gal, Katie Porter, famous for flipping California’s 45th district blue in 2018, has been outed as a talented longboarder on X. 

“California’s beautiful beaches. No elaboration necessary. See here. Yes, that is me,” writes the self-described “Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate.”

In the photo we see the graceful brunette, wearing a red-and-white striped rash shirt and with her famous curves inflating a classic black one-piece, tearing hell out of a clean Californian wave. 

Responses, naturally for the popular politician, were uniformly positive. 

“Is there anything she can’t do?” writes Ban Assault Weapons. 

“You are braver than I, Katie,” opined La Vie Eat Belle. 

Others:

“Slayed it!” and “Wow” and “We are quite beautiful” and “Brave girl respect to you.” 

Katie Porter, who is fifty-one but looks ten years younger, has been in the news today after an interview with CBS about her gubernatorial aspirations went viral, as they say. 

When reporter Julie Watts asked how she’d court Trump’s 40% of California voters, Porter scoffed, called questions “argumentative,” and threatened to rip off her mic, demanding a “pleasant, positive conversation.”

A resurfaced 2021 video showed her yelling “Get out of my fucking shot” at a staffer during a Biden admin call. 

Old allegations revived: ex-staff claimed racial slurs and mockery; her 2023 divorce filing accused her of scalding her ex-husband with hot potatoes (she denies). A 2022 clip of her calling pedophilia an “identity” fueled outrage. 

This is cute, too. 

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Sit down to pee

Sasha Jane Lowerson’s long lost twin.
Go Dems!

KnostMalone

The cow says “Moo”

HaoleBoy

Looks like the Irish actor Colm Meaney.

HaoleBoy

She? has a head like a pitbull chewing on a wasp.

PacificNorthPest

She’s already mastered maybe surfing’s #1 skill – getting the photo right before you fall

Happy Camper

In Hawai there’s a restaurant called the Surfing Pig.
Now California has The Surfing Sow.

Cuntry Singer

This looks like Sasha Jane after the failed OF career, when thh booze and cigs kick in the aging and they/them cant be bothered to stay on hormone protocol.

Mapski

How many “Old Guys Rule” t-shirts have you been gifted over the years?

Chief Hot stuff

At least shes not drunk or a dementia patient.

Barrelled

How dare you talk about Hegseth and Trump like that.

Occ Topus

Give it time.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Couple of things:

Alaska is the largest state in the US.
Anyone can be a “professor” in a US university. In the rest of the world there’s one professor for the entire department (with a few old fogies thrown the “emeritus professor” title as an honorarium after they have retired).
Lastly: Derek you’re going to have to come up with something more radical to get us arguing properly.

PacificNorthPest

Poppycock. You are wrong both about how foreign universities are structured, and how incredibly hard it is to get a job as a professor at an American university. No clue

Low wide stinkbug stance

Professor in the rest of the world is head of department. Not just some guy with tenure, Fight me.

PacificNorthPest

https://sciencepolitique.pantheonsorbonne.fr/personnel-enseignant

Every person listed with a PR after their name is a professor in the political science department of the Pantheon Sorbone. Thousands and thousands of other universities around the world are structured the same way. You are misinformed, probably duped by siloed online bullshit that is manipulating semantics (levering trivial differences in wording rather than the core substance of the issue) trying to discredit higher education.

Again, you have no idea what you’re talking about. I spent my career in academia and have worked at overseas universities as well as a domestic R1 institution. You don’t get those jobs if you are some random dumbass. That’s what the internet is for.

Now a drift to the political far left among faculty at universities, that I can agree with. As an average of course across many different viewpoints. But yeah, by the end of my career, the general environment on campus had become much more Marxist and identitarian. I can tell you how that happened, and I can tell you why I didn’t like it and decided to retire early.

But this general idea you are putting forward that any dipshit can become a professor is flat out wrong, the product of right-wing misinformation. Universities have always been and still are full of scorchingly intelligent faculty.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Now do it for the English speaking world. Head of Department (or faculty, depending on how they name it) is THE professor (not A professor). Head of school is THE Dean. The rest are either Lecturer or Tutor or don’t teach and have some other non professorial title.

Look mate it’s ok, it’s just an honorific, the yanks throw them around like confetti. But i’m not saying you are a dud academic.

Sean Connery

This tracks. My mate is a machine shop professor at our local university. Barely finished high school.

The Bitchy Crab

Oh! You want video? Let me blew the cobwebs off this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjIPtLoiReo

Mike

I want to gouge my eyes out. Please find me a more unattractive woman for governor… I bet you can’t 🤣

Gravy

Mick here likes his politicians attractive, so he can whack off during the news I can only assume.

Brutus

OK surf off with Tulsi Turncoat and KP…..any bets???

Mike

You stole that from me 🤠

Mike

Surf off/Kook off https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

How about a.o.c.?

deeks

One thing she can’t do…get a root.
sheesh

Juan Juan Floordance

I’d hit it.

The Bitchy Crab

Me too! With gusto.

Chief Hot stuff

A 3some, very prog!!

"Helmets... Period."

yeah with a brick

Mapski

Where is Tosh Tudor when you need him?

Com Turren

Flustered and nonsensical in response to even mild pushback: When a democrat does it, they are insane and not qualified to hold office. When Trump does it, he’s making America great again

The Bitchy Crab

You like Katie Porter?

@TheRealJackMeoff

What’s not to like?😵‍💫

Com Turren

not particularly

Wave Wizard

I regularly kick it with the final bosses of the democratic neoliberal establishment and the aren’t even feeling this Katie Porter lady.

Sean Connery

I don’t mind her politics but that ex husband was surely doing prison time.


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