Can you help Joe Biden out?
Can you help Joe Biden out?

Left-leaning surfers urged to dig deep as Joe Biden struggles to raise money for pres. library

“I don’t believe a library will ever be built unless it’s a bookmobile from the old days."

It seems like a different lifetime, but do you recall when left-leaning surfers were pretty stoked on Joe Biden? It was just over five years ago, now, when the former vice-president harnessed a kind of folksy charm to unseat then-President Donald J. Trump. Oh there were accusations that the election had been rigged, a little dust-up at the Capitol Building and whatnot, but the proud Delawarean took the reigns of government, on inauguration day, and proceeded to, well, mess right up.

There were scandals with his grifty son, a non-sensical foreign policy, soaring inflation, two wars bursting hot and, at the end, a concerted effort to hide the fact that he was extremely old.

Joe Biden was, of course, forced to not seek reelection and hand it over to his vice-president, Kamala Harris, after George Clooney told him to, and dodder off the world stage.

Well, every single president since Herbert Hoover have received a presidential library to house the memorabilia from their terms. They are privately funded, paid for by the ultra-rich supporters. President Barack Obama’s is currently being built in Chicago with costs nearing one billion dollars. President George W. Bush’s is near Dallas, Texas and cost around $300 million. I went to President Richard Nixon’s, once, in Yorba Linda, California. I don’t recall learning much about Watergate, there, but did receive an unabridged recounting of the famed Checkers speech.

This Speech SAVED Nixon's Career

How cute.

President Joe Biden had hopes that he would raise between $200 million and $300 million for his athenaeum, but according to recent IRS filings, has only managed to scrape together around $11 million. Prospects for a windfall looking bleak.

John Morgan, a Florida-based personal injury lawyer and mega-donor, told NBC News that he will not give the project any money, sharing, “I don’t believe a library will ever be built unless it’s a bookmobile from the old days.”

Susie Buell, another mega-donor, added, “No one has asked, but I am not inclined to give to libraries.”

The reason, pundits say, is that many on the left blame Joe Biden for the return of Donald J. Trump because he sought a second term at the ripe young age of 81 then did this:

Watch: Biden Stumbles Over His Words During Debate Against Trump | WSJ News

Oops.

Democratic National Committee fundraising chair Chris Korge claimed, “I did tell them (Biden’s team) that if Biden didn’t run [in 2024] he would go out as a hero, and he could focus the last two years of his term on setting himself up to raise a lot of money for the library.

Nikki Fried, the chair of the Florida Democratic Party, threw more cold water by saying, “(Potential donors) want a plan of how we’re going to save democracy and how we’re going to put this country back onto a better page and turn the page of the Trump administration and the destruction of our economy and international affairs. I don’t know if the donors will be ready to give dollars to you to a library when we’ve got real issues to focus on today.”

Leaving fundraising up to left-leaning surfers.

Do you have it in your heart to dig deep, this holiday season, and help ol’ Dark Brandon out?

Hunter would be grateful.

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Yomar
Yomar
9 months ago

Left leaning surfers are obviously goofies – I’m so glad to be a natural in these times.

Snowbored
Snowbored
9 months ago

What are libraries for these days? Sanctuaries where kids can scroll on their phones in peace and quiet?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
9 months ago

A small difference is the amount of money that is allowed to be donated to the political party scum by the capitalist piggy ratfuck lobbyists. Imagine your job was to get laws passed that make a country less safe, less clean, more crowded, with less health care access and also you like when daddy says yes to more tanks, and missles. That means we then use a new contract to run up our share prices, or short them based on a press release.
They should literally all die, the states would be heaps better off.
Australia same system. Not as much cash. Both sides suck off Coal and Gas.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
9 months ago

Well if someone called “waterproof polo” on beachgrit says it then I guess it’s profound and true.,

John Smith
John Smith
9 months ago

Even a year later, this article misstates the problem – wasn’t Biden’s age is was his mental faculties were failing. It was obvious to anyone who was paying attention.

There are plenty of people who are still sharp at 80.

Barrelled
Barrelled
9 months ago
Reply to  John Smith

You missed the point.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
9 months ago
Reply to  John Smith

I know where you’re coming from brother but old Donnie doesn’t seem exactly with it at the moment haha

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Donnie’s word salad is right up there with old sleepy Joes at this point- maybe worse.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
9 months ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Anyone remember old Sleepy Joe’s “ No Malarkey” speaking engagements. He had a friggin old baseball team bus I think? Gold class political brinkmanship with what was left of his cortex at that stage. Against Trump no less. A fine purveyor of what I can only assume is… lottsa Malarkey.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
9 months ago

Americans read books ?
Now I am really confused

"Helmets... Period."
"Helmets... Period."
9 months ago

Tiktokers have made “Morning Glory Milking Farm”, a book about a woman having an affair with a minotaur, one of this year’s best selling books in the U.S.

So yeah, we read.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
9 months ago

Rick
the modern leftys godfather!!
https://youtu.be/2NSONU9uguM?si=kqcD2egHdCJe1ZBf

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
9 months ago

haha Wick!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
9 months ago

Will be a perfect spot for JSC’s book!

deeks
deeks
9 months ago

i found one here in a Manila servo. Luckily,as there was no toilet paper. Thanks john. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
9 months ago

Just wanted to interrupt this programming with some inspirational messaging… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Skippy
Skippy
9 months ago

aww isn’t that sweet

Barrelled
Barrelled
9 months ago

Who is this “you” that you’re whingeing about/to?

deeks
deeks
9 months ago

I’ll wait for the movie on dvd

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
9 months ago
Reply to  deeks

Civil War was a 2024 release no?

Wave Wizard
Wave Wizard
9 months ago

Biden is a total dumbass, he should have just hidden his kickbacks in crypto like Trump or chum up with the billionaire tech overlords.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
9 months ago
Reply to  Wave Wizard

Looks like they just cleaned it in a somali autistic centres washing machine

Wave Wizard
Wave Wizard
9 months ago

I also blame the poor brown people. They have all the power.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
9 months ago

Seppo politics is such a fucking funny watch if you’re not from there obviously. Both sides are just completely fucked haha. Good luck to yous all

Barrelled
Barrelled
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Nailed it on the head with that comment.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
9 months ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Cheers mate. Appears to me most seppos just carry on about the other team and no cunt ever says look the major problem is both sides are completely cooked and getting more extreme by the day
The last election out of 350 million people the only choice Seppos had was between Donny dog cunt Trump and Kamala woke feminist Harris hahahahahaha. How the fuck has this happened? Surely if there was a third common sense choice somewhere in the middle of this huge cavern every sensible cunt would vote for them?
Like I said it’s fucking hilarious viewing and is like car crash tv you can’t turn away from hahaha

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Wow you really come across as a deep thinker.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
9 months ago

Not at all Gwen and as my name suggests I’m just a strayan cunt giving his honest opinion. Why don’t you give me yours cuz I’m sure it’s fucking riveting. Been getting any pumping 6 to 7 footers lately cunt?

deeks
deeks
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Bahaha 6 and a half to 7 and 3 quarters

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Damn str8 digger.
When the most popular political streamer of the septic variety is the edge lord final boss realised – a self confessed racist, “virgin” woman hater, of Italian and Mexican decent Hitler and Stalin loving dribbling shit incel.. ya know your society is all but over. He may or may or may not believe his bullshit. It don’t even matter to him or his incel cult. And “legacy” media types can’t seem to get close following wise. Cooked cunts.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
9 months ago

Fucking wild ay

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
9 months ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Two wings off of the same vulture

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
9 months ago

Haha I love that. So many seppo cunts seem so entrenched with their political bias they can’t seem to fathom they’re a major part of the problem ay

Gil Gilbert
Gil Gilbert
9 months ago

You couldn’t tie Conan Hayes into this article somehow? That would’ve made it surf related- you’re welcome Chas.

Stick man
Stick man
9 months ago

What the hell is this crap??

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 months ago
Reply to  Stick man

Dig deep, friend. Help ol Sleepy Joe out.

Corey Webster
Corey Webster
9 months ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

The worst orator in U.S. history definitely needs Beachgrits help. Maybe the next article can be about the gross negligence and elder abuse of Biden’s inner circle.


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