Bleach blonde bad built butch body.
2025 sure has been a rollercoaster, though nobody’s rises and falls can match those experienced by Marjorie Taylor Greene. The U.S. representative from Georgia entered the year on a high. Her most favorite person on earth, Donald J. Trump, had just won the presidency making her very happy. The MAGA firebrand attended legislative sessions festooned in a “Trump was right about everything” cap and fought, loudly, against those who disagreed.
As the months passed by, though, something happened. Marjorie Taylor Greene started moving slightly away from her once-dear leader. At issue, the Epstein Files, which Trump had promised to make public on the campaign trail then changed his mind, once in office.
Marjorie Taylor Greene kept the pressure on the administration, going so far as to vote with dreaded democrats in order to force Trump’s hand.
In return, the most powerful man in the world took to his homemade social media platform to call her “far left,” accuse her of being a traitor and, the coup de grâce, not talking on the phone with her anymore. “I can’t take a ranting Lunatic’s call every day,” Trump gamely declared.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, then, shocked by announcing that she would not seek re-election, pundits immediately wondering where she would focus her attentions.
A possible answer coming in overnight out of Costa Rica.
The stand-up paddle world.
SUPers, of course, have been a blight for nearly two decades. The only joy they bring is when set waves catch them unawares and they must furiously stroke toward the horizon, every surfer quietly chanting as one.
“Don’t make it. Don’t make it. Don’t make it.”
And when the wave crests and bowls them into the brine, happiness spreads like a virus.
Well, in an Instagram clip posted to her 1 million followers, Marjorie Taylor Greene was captured walking with a silly boat, declaring, “I’m completely enjoying diving back into the ocean of life prioritizing myself, my family, my health, and happiness. Life is too precious and short to live in a toxic world of hate and division. Our lives are what we create so create something beautiful. It’s never too late.”
So. Do you think her goal is to create some sort of non-profit that seeks to bridge the toxic hate and division betwixt surfers and SUPers?
Does her paddle journey change your feelings about her or confirm them?
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Just finished The NY Times Magazine piece on MTG. Interesting piece, but they didn’t have this. Chas… great work in scooping NY Times.
Bizarre piece. Like Joe Rogan recently questioning stuff. How could anyone have possibly not seen this coming?? Realize she claims a rethinking / new perspective, but good god
If only she realized she instantly dismantled a toxic world of hate and division in the comments section by just flashing some flesh instead of voicing her opinions. Its a bikini ceasefire!
Still wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole. Hard pass.
Better lookin women at the pokies joint around 3am …on a Sunday
You never know where you’ll find the love of your life!
If USA was so great, then why did they create USB?
Happy New Year brother you will fucking love this pommy cunt ay, he’s sooooo good.
MGT and the Jewish space lasers…..MGT & JSL……..sounds like a band?
Not sure that she is now MAGA Non Grata…damn reality is a Bitch!
How do you keep up with the charades?
First, gun toting cunt turned humanitarian xtian???
should be gun toting cunt……but my big wave adventures have been dealt another blow with father time making the fossiblities a lot less,LOL?
American politics must be so comical
We laugh here because we are fucked
Bizarro world – went to church with parents over Xmas and pastor interrupted sermon on Xmas story to say anyone who points to Mary/joseph as refugee examples and a reason not to treat immigrants shitty bc they had to flee to Egypt is totally misguided bc scripture shows they were ‘documented’ , not undocumented , and they never crossed an international border bc all a part of Roman Empire. The kool aid is so strong out there , v sad
Last time I went to church was for my cousins wedding in the UK which of course the church got paid well for. Then mid service the pastor proceeds to send around the collection plate and says please don’t scratch the silver. My hands didn’t leave my lap. They are shameless.
insane , good choice to stay out of that mix
wow never seen or heard Mary/Joseph as refugee examples….bit like those Christians who follow the prosperity Gospels…..if I’m rich I could help the poor..??????
Not sure if you’ve heard this mate but you’ll love it and sums it all up pretty perfectly
Dylan 2.0. This guy is gold.
So fucking good ay brother
I think she’s Puerto rican descent
I’d bang…
She seems nice.
Pretty decent rig and set of fun bags for an older duck too xx
You should see the Porsche commercials she filmed before politics
Need the links bro!
are they anything like Lauren Boebert‘s mid-2000s Model Mayhem page?
We need MTG and Boebert to put on a poetry reading at The Quiet Woman
Quiet Women was the second best MILF hunting range in CDM
Oh man Hippy had fun
Time to recreate your happiness! Will Chas sponsor this event?
You were supposed to ask what the number 1 MILF fish in barrel is…. Com knows
Do tell! I need to share with my oldest and fund an evening there for his crew of 20 something degen corporate types.
The Bungalow
Ooowwwweeeeeeee…. better have game though
They’ll need enhancers including tequila and an eightball or three to enhance their typical mid-20s deficient game.
Well carn then mate stick em up so we can all have a squizz
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Unfortunately, the temptress Alexandria has gained weight and is no longer bikini ready
too much partying and vacationing via the use of her campaign funds.
MTG will surely have a book signing at the HB Library as soon as her coloring book is released.
I subscribe to the “ latin women hit a fitness wall” theory
no Com, she is not Republican
maybe not to the same degree, but she’s been doing a more than a bit of that over the last year. I’m just calling balls and strikes here.
Do you believe Patel flies an FBI plane for dates?
Serious arrogance
Sandy from the upper middle class suburbs remains perpetually engaged to her 10 year partner, avoiding legal marriage so she doesn’t have to disclose his financial interests. Yet, she does conveniently list him as “spouse” for tax payer funded trips to Japan, South Korea, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, and Italy, so as to take advantage of “Gift Rule” exceptions. All of the perks, none of the accountability- standard OP for your typical elitist “socialist.” Its nice being able to retain luxury politic beliefs yet avoid their consequences.
No doubt she does have a fantastic rack and full, pouty lips… distracts from the horse teeth and the crazy eyes. It’s hard to know which will destroy your life more- hitting it or voting for it.
This saddens me.
I was devastated
Those frumpy mom jeans tho
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Love her fight
Still got a fine hip tilt.
Fuck she has chunked up, I’d still go it though
Obama wore the same ones. Dork.
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Proper chunky or just a little bigger? Can’t stand real skinny Sheilas, I like a bit of meat on the bones and a larger chassis ay
You live in the right place then.
How dare you
But always adorable lines.
Oh damn…squish squash.
She can bake cookies for Tower 9.
Is that a euphemism for an act you’re willing to share with the BG deviants?
if you know, you know
I’m dialing up one of my buddies who grew up in HB right now as my list, while long and filled with various unmentionable acts, may not match those who lurk in the area.
oh, this is a BG below-the-line phenomenon. Ask Otto about it—he’s the expert!
OTTO WHERE ARE YOU?
probably shooting up cases of Bud Lite with his AR-15
faggot beer
ghey beer
I had to come back to this one as it left me on the floor in tears! Miss Mulvaney’s legacy lives on!
Changing the shocks on the Bang Bus.
It’s good feeling needed?
Tower 9 has become something bigger than Tower 9.
From a meeting place to throw hands, to it’s present day much more relaxed atmosphere fostering fellowship and brotherly love. It has become what we all want to be, better.
YOU ARE A LEGEND!
Your talent is bringing people together and tearing the walls of division down.
such talent can be quite the burden ’round these parts
Get well soon.
Just don’t come up to Tower 10 without permission
Party at Tower 10! 🕺🏻
Some day these stories must be told in a BG article
Moments like this surf adjacent feels too close
I don’t know if this is going to help her out with the MAGA folks. Paddle boarding is what coastal elite wine moms do.
She’s better off spending her free time shooting dogs.
Well lets see all who’s entered the fray now. Ivanka, RFKjr, AOC, MTG, Tulsi and KPorter. Still gotta go with the hot bitch…AOC.