"Oh my gosh! Someone has gone off."
It’s been fifteen years and a bit since I last strolled through the rancid boulevards of Tenerife, home to the worst of British tourism and the slime of the Spanish imperial diaspora, there to surf a wave pool in a theme park that looks like the picturesque ruins of some ancient Asian empire, the footage appear in the Kai Neville film Lost Atlas.
Tenerife is the sorta joint where you get invited to a party and the hosts rip off your photographer’s gear.
Cunt of a joint, if you’ll excuse the bourgeois use of French.
That aside, and unrelated to my poor feelings towards the Canary Islands, on Sunday, four tourists were killed after tooling around in an ocean pool at the Charco de Isla Cangrejo, a seawater pool bordered by volcanic rock and a cement wall, and which you’ll find on the rugged western coastline in the area known as Los Gigantes.
The pool, real popular among foreign tourists, very Instagrammable etc sits nearly at sea level and becomes perilous during rough conditions, when waves surge over the barrier.
Tenerife authorities reported that the wave swept a group of swimmers out to sea, prompting an extensive rescue operation involving jet skis and helicopters.
The recovered bodies included a 35-year-old man, a 55-year-old woman, and another man whose details were not disclosed. The fourth victim, a woman who was initially revived at the scene, died on Monday. Two of the deceased were Romanian citizens, and two were Slovak, according to statements from their governments.
Local media indicated that a weather advisory for rough seas had been in effect at the time, and the pool had been closed to swimmers since Dec. 3. Residents told reporters that the swimmers appeared to have ignored warning signs and fencing erected to prevent access due to hazardous conditions.
The slippery rocks beneath the pool make it extremely difficult for anyone pulled into the ocean to regain footing and return to safety.
“People … don’t know how the sea is here, and the danger of the pool, because there are rocks below on which people fall and can’t get back up. It’s very dangerous,” one unnamed resident said.
Emilio Navarro, the mayor of Santiago del Teide, the municipality encompassing the area, extended condolences to the victims’ families and confirmed that search efforts continued on Monday for the missing swimmer.
He emphasised the need to obey signage, which ain’t there for the gov’s health.
“We … ask people to pay attention to the signage put up by the authorities,” Mr. Navarro said. “It’s to take care of and protect everyone.”
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Euros by far.
Interesting that whole study of signs / symbols to warn future peoples about nuclear waste repositories. Maybe speeds should have symbols.
Without putting up warning signs everywhere, how else are people going to think
Someone somewhere is accountable for this. Bring them to me and justice will be done.
Waves on the north west of Tenerife are every bit as powerful as any Pacific Island. Difference is it’s full of Europeans and there’s no surf culture or decent lifeguards to keep you out of trouble, just dirty Sanchez moustachioed cunts who’ll snake you then slash your tires if you don’t get out the water before them.
speaking of freak waves, I’ve started a wave of “Content unavailable”.
first it was JSC, now stickman has blocked me from viewing their comments.
birds of a feather. couple of little snowflakes curled up in their safe spaces.
Lol. No, they’ve blocked you so they don’t have to read your comments.
which is worse?
like i said: Snowflakes.
don’t want to offend their poor little eyes and peon brains
I’m always amazed by the tolerance and ignorance of the left.
I guess had I parroted their opinions, i’d be their bestie.
Pussies.
Guess they’re not happy campers?
yep. Happy Campers aren’t snowflakes.
Stick man’s comment you can’t read is actually quite offensive
i saw it on my phone
he actually comes up with some pretty funny stuff sometimes, but yeah that one’s a bit on the edge.
I thought those “Content unavailable” were deleted posts. I see those quite often. 😅
Hanging off the rock pool chains used to be a full time sport at the Dee Why pool on a big swell many years back when I lived there. No doubt it’s still going on.
Sure is.
The Tenerife version of Ours? Where’s that rock throwing, midget cunt? What a fucking pussy ay
In different surf stuff, it looks like our very own BG commenter Chris Coté has been posting on Facebook about his most recent trip somewhere
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Suiting the dreads
Bummer about the pants though…
Of all days to wear all white.
in all seriousness, I think if warning signs are adequate, and infrastructure properly maintained, the responsibility should rest with the user. You could see that wave coming. And, common sense not to be there in the first place if you are not a competent swimmer. Poor judgement on rare occasions has serious consequences, such is life
If it’s not on Kookslams, it didn’t happen
I don’t think speed signs would have avoided this one
The sympathy that comes after the loss of life and the critical view of it being completely avoidable are in full conflict with in me.
“It’s all fun and games until somebody gets hurt.”
Never go pool retard…
Hahaha me favourite in a while brother