Busted.
Meta, née Facebook, founder, and Kauai heavy, Mark Zuckerberg was put on his heels, yesterday, after a jury of his peons found the social media giant guilty of harming children with purposefully addictive applications. YouTube also in the hot waters. The landmark case was brought by a now 20-year-old only identified as K.G.M. She declared that she was greatly hurt, mentally and emotionally, as a child after becoming addicted to Instagram and YouTube, owned by Google.
Her team claimed no difference between cigarettes or digital casinos and social media.
Features like “infinite scroll” and “algorithmic recommendations” were cited as examples of how Meta and Google purposefully get children hooked.
Meta will have to pay K.G.M. $4.2 million in damages. YouTube must pay $1.8.
Peanuts, of course, for the multi-trillion dollar giants but activists etc. are hoping the floodgates are now open and social media will finally be brought to heel like Big Tobacco of old.
The moment, according to The New York Times, “…may be a watershed but investors don’t seem to be fazed — the company’s shares hardly moved after the verdict came out — but the decision could change the conversation around the company yet again.”
Zuckerberg, as surfers know, is a big wave charger and will hopefully use his experience wrangling monsters to deal with the blow.
But do you recall, some four years ago, when Meta pivoted from spying on former high school sweethearts to a self-contained virtual reality universe?
Did you become addicted to Hyper Foil VR?
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Zuck May have already gotten some of his karma, he was attacked by a shark on Kauai Last year. Super hush-hush everybody had to sign NDAs
Cigarettes are way more fun and much healthier than Meta.
Especially the cheap chop chop in oz. I can slowly kill myself for 10 bucks !
wiggs said it best . https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
We all need compo for watching that shit. And from bg for running it
the fact that you’ve archived a comment from 7 years ago is frightening.
I know but I love the way he thinks
Fuck, Chs and DR consistently drop links to articles from 10 years ago. I’ve even revisited those comment threads, just to remind myself of how much time I’ve wasted on this fucking site for 10+ years.
Never look back.
BG commenting is like making a poo. Just a daily routine.
Squat, leave a stinky, wipe and flush.
However, sometimes I get constipated…..or have diarrhea.
A old local heavy in my neighborhood crashed his E-Foil next to me a few days ago. I lit his ass up and it felt great, even better than this online therapy. I encourage everyone to do the same.
@Chas. Megan thee Stallion just did a 4-minute collaboration for a flavour of Cheetos with the Canadian legends Nickelback, and in it she’s surfs a wave of flamin hot Cheetos dust (she’s a goofy) …while also twerking on the Cheetos wave.
Can you please use all of your Hollywood insider connection to get an interview with the director Dave Meyers? With that surname, you can tell him that DR is a big supporter of Israel. It might help.
Head over to YouTube to see what the 2026 version of viral marketing looks like. The budget for that ad could probably run the wozzle for half a season.
I know the more Lebensborn among us will cringe at the following, but goddamn love me Megan.
Kinda throws down an old school
Hawaiian power stance. I can appreciate D’s femme boy affinity but the gluteal majesty of Meg is more my speed.
This 100% made me want to try these Cheetos.
Mad Max cometh
Agree all around. Money well spent on that ad. I’ll definitely be buying a bag next time I see it. Not a fan of her music, but like her style.
Thanks for sharing, Barn
“You may be entitled to compensation”.
Yes, from BG though, not Zuck.
And you know who else needs compensation ?
Tyler’s cousin Toiler’s sister Di-Reah, that’s who.
(seen here with her son Mikey-dawg, and unborn daughter Thai-Lah)
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How else she gonna pay for her drinks ‘n’ durries while all her kids Uncle-daddies are in jail ?
Blame her sister’s cousin’s gambling-addicted accountant for a fall in her adjacent family’s family adjacent fortunes…
Wilbur Kookmyer had more steez than Zuckerberg ever will. Dude is the ultimate kook.
I feel irreparably harmed by the daily BG feed of senseless articles and will soon be seeking counsel on reparations. Will settle for any leftover Necro product lying around Derek’s garage, and perhaps a I Hate Surfing mug in Giants black and orange.
How about a slightly worn copy of “welcome to paradise now go to hell” ?
Haha jizz and all
last night was a bummer, let’s hope for better days for Los Gigantes
at least you’re not a Pirates fan
Skenes era 67.50!
Between Slater’s ongoing tilting at windmills, Zuck’s latest challenges and of course Sasha Jane’s hopes of competing in the Olympics being squashed by the IOC, I am positively distracted from the Iranian situation. Thank you BG!
Dude will go down as hated as the Koch Brothers and Rupert Murdoch and Musk. Does the sociopathy come first, or after unlimited wealth and power starts to emerge?
He’s gotta beat them all on the cunty kook scale, at least in the sports world. Fake surfing, pretend MMA, fucking haole, and the douchery list goes on and on.
The Koch’s are very low key, they don’t cover their face in zinc and they don’t(to my knowledge) foil. Maybe a MMA fight between Zuck and the Kochs is in order?
The epitome of the kook that has spawned like a mutant virus along our shores
The drive required to make that money or achieve that level of success rarely comes from a well adjusted place. You can extend this to sports with Slater and Tiger Woods.
idk, I’ve found that I’m perfectly capable of being a bit of a sociopath with relatively modest wealth and not much power.
“You wield a power far greater than most in the Shire.”- Lady Galadriel
Zuck is psychopathic, not sociopathic.
It helps to understand the difference.
Notice how he never displays any emotion even when expressing emotion?
Also notice how he is seemingly immune to the level of hate thrown his way? Notice how he shows no visible pleasure in the merciless psychological manipulation of his products even though we know he gets off on it?
Those are bona fide traits of a psychopath.
A sociopath, like Elon, cares about how their image is perceived by everyone else, while a psychopath like Zuck doesn’t give a fuck.
Psychopaths in general are more successful while sociopaths are more charismatic.
To me, there is always hope for a sociopath, not so much for a psychopath.
Speaking of power, how has Mollusk surfvived?
“Does the sociopathy come first, or after unlimited wealth and power starts to emerge?”
ask George Soros.
In case you’re a pervert who asked this question in your head, the lawsuit was based in Los Angeles.
This is one of those cases where the comparison to tobacco sort of looks ridiculous until you start digging into how those social media companies built their products.
The science underlying diagnosing addiction also changed ~10-15 years ago where they completely removed physical dependency from addiction. This was to account for and treat gambling addiction specifically. But it probably paved the way for this sort of lawsuit.
Gambling, esp now on Apps, is a huge clusterfuck. I’m willing to bet that a lot of people are going to lose their shit and ruin their lives.
Yep. A couple years ago my sister (Yes. Sister) who lives in another state started to all of a sudden have a lot of interest in sports. It was odd at the time but then found out she was sports betting. A couple wins and the hook was in then she started chasing it. She is exactly the demographic they are after. No idea how much she lost. Guessing a lot more than what she is saying. I am just giving her the benefit of doubt that she is done with it but who knows. Its also ruining sports in general.
I never lose money on my sports bets as I only acknowledge the winning bets
If your folks, or any loved ones who are still alive, are willing to lend her money then you may need to have a convo with them.
Rock bottom never occurs until they’ve borrowed money from the folks to cover losses.
Never asked for money so I will give her credit there. Parents are cheap as. Like squeezing water from a rock.
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/04/online-sports-betting-app-addiction/686061/
Paywalled, but I’m sure you can find a way.
FYI- There was also a Meta trial in New Mexico that delivered a $375M verdict against Meta on Tuesday.
You’re expecting even more in-depth reporting?!?
I am of the belief that Chas leaves us hanging in the hopes we will use our mental capacity to find more depth away from BG.
some classic personalities involved in both
I have college friends and family members who work in tech.
They are far more anti-screentime with their kids than the crunchiest, free range hippies that I know.
There is something about youtube particularly that fucks my kids up. A 20 min show on PBS like Daniel Tiger I can stop it when one episode is over and we go about our days. But if I do the same with something on youtube like Ms. Rachel their ability to emotionally regulate is shot for up to half a day.
This is frightening to hear and not surprising. Fortunately my now mid 20s boys survived mean parents who limited their screen time, whether for video games or videos in general. Academics, organized sports and outdoor pursuits were the priorities and fortunately we were lucky as they thrived. Now we talk about their peers whose parents allowed unlimited access to that shit and how they seem to have more struggles post college.
Screen time with parents today seems to fall along class/economic lines. The better off you are the less screen time your kids get.
Screens are very pervasive in public education now too. Kids get chromebooks or iPads. I think we’re gonna start seeing private schools successfully market/differentiate themselves as screen free.
I hadn’t considered that dynamic but I’m not completely surprised. At our boys high school we raised money to ensure every student had a laptop and wireless internet access if they didn’t have it at home.