“For someone your age it’s a little bit sloppy.”
The active San Diego surfer and popular conservative influencer Jonathan Wayne Freeman, whose work you’ve enjoyed here, here, here and here, oh and here too, has gone viral following his stinging critique of a surfer girl’s ass in a POV video.
In the piece to camera, Freeman, whose much-loved account has accumulated 163,000 followers and who self-describes as “an elite-level surfer if you’re looking at 40-year-old men in North County San Diego who surf twice a week between the North and South jetties”, critiques the g-string wearing surfer thus,
“Just gonna be real frank with you, and I get that’s it creepy, cause I’m a middle-aged man in my mid-forties but it’s (gal’s ass) not that good.
“For someone your age it’s kinda like it’s a little bit sloppy: work on it, maybe more squats, maybe it’s genetics, but get over yourself.
“It’s maybe like a four outta ten, that behind, nyah, not impressed.”
Freeman’s legion of fans, often called Little Johnnies, a nod to Gaga’s Little Monsters, were quick to join the pile-on.
Before I flew to California, I was surfing at pine trees on the big island and I was paddling behind this chick who had a G string on. There was a huge pimple with a hair growing out of it . Not only did I have to see a butt, but I had to see a hair growing out of a pimple on a butt. It’s something I will never ever be able to un see. My PTSD is off the charts . Pimple trauma syndrome dysphoria is no joke .
Not the starfish we were expecting to see at sea today.
Burn me and show off your spokes….no thanks!
And this exchange below the line:
I’m 60, so I’m A okay with that cigar cutter.
She’s 16
So what? I never said I wanted a snack.
He’s like “I’m 60 and I don’t give a FECK!!” Like chill gramps
Etc.
The surfer is Lilie Kulber, rated tenth on the gal’s QS, and who will turn 22 in August.
See her shred, below, alongside surf coach Brad Gerlach, who is sixty coincidentally, although he is not the cigar cutter man in the comments.
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The whole reason to wear a suit like that is for the attention it brings. Now get me a HamSammish.
Sasha Lowerson in a G banger cannot be unseen. Now that is PTSD..
Thank you Occ, your comments helped keep me sane during my last stint in the abyss brother xx
Oi cunt! Yer back! Noice.
Let em rip!
Is he, uh, kidding? What does he think a 10/10 ass is?
Well thats obvious if you read all the comments on here and that would be Blowins perfect chassis Tom
Seriously now. Body shaming coming from this guy. or anybody. Looks like he should be lucky to get any booty. Suspicious like a creep.
Its so fun when chicks freak out that their pink bits are not unique and the world doesnt revolve arround them …
What a weird fucking thing to say. She’s not the problem here, you freaking weirdo.
There’s a problem?
I’ve discovered an old mate of mine, is also an old mate of Ger’s, so I’m going to claim that tiny degree of separation and run with it.
Anyone want my autograph?
Yeah hook me up with that wave ki shit. I need to learn how to flow state….
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Gerr—says he dresses oddly in mixed company.
You want Gerr’s phone number? $50 and it’s all yours.
highlight of my surf career when Ger asked about my board in the lineup. Corey Graham. He said he had a few CGS back in the day
Get him on the Hurluley team! Frame his autograph on your contracts dotted line behind your global surf empire headquarters desk. Penthouse suite of the highest building in Newcastle with an expansive ocean view. With Then you can say you’re his sponsor.
Live in the gutter. Die in the gutter. If your fishing for likes sometimes you catch a bunch of those shitty dislikes.
I just bought some food and i looked at this girl serving straight in the eyes and they looked like turquoise dazzling diamonds, like i was kinda shocked, then she started talking and the spell broke cause she acted really masculine.
Probably from Cooma
I didnt even bother checkin out her butt.
Remember when Gerr surfed that heat in his lolly bag ( speedoes)? It was actually pretty punk in a Chippendales/ Pride March kind of way.
Always enjoyed watching him surf and his interviews were never dull.
Solid 8/10 pro surfer.
‘lolly bag’ haaaaaaaaaaahahaha. honestly not heard that one.
banana hammock, budgie smugglers, yes… lolly bag, no.
ouch…boiled lollies and a trench coat!
I don’t see the problem.
The girls have their butts out because they like the attention.
Miss Kulber has her butt plastered all over her insta in a g-string.
I guess when it comes to chicks selling ass on insta it’s supposed to be one big group hug of toxic positivity?
I used to get told quite regularly by girls that I had the best arse they’d ever seen. Not knowing what girls liked in an arse, I had to trust their judgment. Been a few years- a few decades is more accurate- since I’ve had any arse flattery. We continue on though. Chin up.
Better to have peached and lost,than to never had peached at all, I suppose.
That’s a solid comment
JWF, just remember that you are still deathly afraid of Frankenreiter of all people.
Really fucking weird cunt—what? Why? Why publish commenting on a young woman’s body publicly?
Have met her in person—well spoken, respectful, intelligent. Obviously biased. But man JWF—BARN!
LOL
You Puritan.
Look at her insta, where she showcases her butt to thousands of viewers/commenters.
Go white knight on her insta page, tell ’em they shouldn’t dare comment on her butt publicly.
LOLZ
Eh.
Publishing a video post is way different than commenting. Imagine going out of your way to stitch an edit to neg some chick who is half your age?
I could have been more specific to be fair. Nothing wrong with sex appeal selling a brand, it’s another thing to be JWF
Nice all caps btw LOLZ LOL
Lol.
Poor girls are so easily manipulated to think it’s a good thing to show their butts for all the world to see. Trash attracts trash. Class attracts class.
Have you ever been to any island in Polynesia? Have you ever read accounts of Westerners meeting sun-kissed cultures? Covering your body in the same way isn’t a universal thing.
I want to finger his bumhole and give it zero stars.
What a fucken burnt unit.
Xox
Guaranteed the seedy cunt would throttle his munted slug a deep shade of purple if he was allowed within fifty metres of such prime young Lycra clad flesh.
Clearly, what a barely concealed sex pest.
Xox
A race to the bottom.
Shadow on a gravel driveway, everyday of the week
He needs to shut down his IG page and call it a day.
He needs to move to Kensington Ave and take up tranq.
Kind of looks like he already has.
He’s got quite some cheek himself if he thinks he’s going well for mid 40’s though.
Heck I’ve got 15 yrs on him and he looks more my age.
Maybe its a southern California thing, look at Joel Tudor, seems to be pushing 70…
Definitely a Southern California thing. I would walk down the boardwalk / running track in San Diego, when I visited on vacation.
Over and over, a fit as fuxk runner would be on her jog, early to mid-morning. Perfect body and perfectly done, bleached blonde hair. And to a woman, every last one of them, upon approaching, had a cruel, leathery face.
I went to Myanmar straight from SD and within HOURS I had seen cuter girls than a week in SD; despite my preference for sun-kissed beach girls with light eyes and light hair. That beach lifestyle in Southern California (and presumably all the tanning booths) fucks shit up.
Unfortunately for us guys, “looking young” ends once the beard starts to turn grey. It’s all over then.
Just need to shave!
I think it’s more the protruding nose hair that curdles the milk of desire.
What’s up with that shit? Is my body expecting a sand storm that I need to filter?
I feel your pain lol
Yeah, but wait till she unleashes her “secret turn”!!!
Lol. Yeah but look at Parker, Taro… decade plus wave Ki alums. Conner has been a bit questionable
Surf adjacent !! Pure luck or Pure arse ?