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Surf queen Stephanie Gilmore Immortalised as Barbie Despite Doll’s ‘Porn Doll’ Roots!

"The comic character that Barbie is based on is described as a 'gold digging prostitute'.”

The greatest surf queen on earth, and no it ain’t Hawaii’s Queen of Crazy Mason Ho, is the recently un-retired eight-time champion Stephanie Gilmore, one of the game’s best choreographers.

There’s an accessibility to her surfing as well as a freedom and a joy, even if it feels a little confected sometimes and even if it refuses, like fellow champ Pippy Toledo, to go left.

You’ll remember, last year, when fan favourite Gilmore was wheeled out as part of Rip Curl’s massive PR counteroffensive amid the wreckage of their trans misstep, the Kathamndu-owned surf brand signing Gilmore on an eight-year contract worth between six and ten mill.

Anyway, toy company Mattel, that wild biz success story, founded in a LA garage six months before the end of the Pacific War by Harold Matson and husband and wife team Ruth and Elliot Handler, and famous for their Hot Wheels and Barbie toys, has released unveiled the first-ever Barbie Dream Team to mark International Women’s Day.

The initiative honours eight trailblazing women from around the world who achieved groundbreaking “firsts” in their fields, immortalising them as one-of-a-kind dolls crafted in their likeness.

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Among them is Stephanie Gilmore, whose fabulous record cements, as I pointed out earlier, as one of the most dominant athletes in surfing history. Gilmore joins a diverse global lineup that includes tennis legend Serena Williams (23 Grand Slam singles titles), research astronaut Kellie Gerardi, British footballer Chloe Kelly, Mexican racecar driver Regina Sirvent Alvarado, German pop star Helene Fischer, Polish mountaineer Zoja Skubis (the youngest Polish woman to summit Everest and Manaslu), and Indian cricketer Smriti Mandhana (the first from her country to score centuries in all three international formats).

“Barbie has always championed the belief that girls can be anything,” said Nathan Baynard, vice president and head of Barbie.

Many positive comments alongside Gilmore’s post, with some demanding Gilmore’s sexy softboard slinging boyfriend Haz Henderson to be immortalised as Ken.

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(Haz and Gilmore discuss logistics for Ken doll above.)

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Anyway, not everyone’s thrilled by Barbies, it’s safe to say.

Feminists, particularly that wild second wave from the sixties through the nineties, protested Barbie as a symbol of sexual objectification and impossible ideals, with some calling her a tool that trained girls into self-hatred or conformity.

From Julie Bindel, feminist journalist, activist,

“I hate the Barbie industry… I am sick to my stomach that Barbie is modelled on a German ‘porn doll’ called Lilli, who was in turn based on a comic strip character marketed to lecherous men… The comic character that Barbie is based on is described as a ‘gold digging prostitute’.”

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And she ain’t wrong.

Barbie was inspired by the Bild Lilli doll, created in 1955 in Germany and based on a very racy comic strip in the newspaper Bild-Zeitung. Lilli was portrayed as a bold, gold-digging woman (implied to be a prozzy in the strips), and the doll was originally marketed as an adult novelty item or gag gift for men, with suggestive undertones.

Ruth Handler, Barbie’s creator, encountered Lilli during a trip to Europe and adapted it for children, launching Barbie in 1959.

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As a kid who loved his GI Joes, I think dolls very good for children’s imaginations etc although maybe telephones have ended all that sorta stuff and now they’re just decorative items.

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Where do you stand on this important matter?

And Bild Lilli or Gilmore Barbie, which would you prefer on your nightstand?

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OSb

The 3rd (or was it 4th?) wave of feminism in the 90s demanded “girls to the front,” donned red lipstick & had a much deeper and more practical understanding of how classism effected sexism and women’s quality of life in general. Body shaming through mass production of Barbie trope stereotypes underwent a nation wide unveiling, even in the evangelical setting where I grew up. We can hold two thoughts at one time here, simultaneously criticizing Mattel for it’s legacy and celebrating powerful women.

channelbottom

So her boyfriend runs 88 Surfboards. Nazi dogwhistle or what?!?!
Yes his initials are also HH.
But still.

Fartblossom

pro tip: Not everything is a Nazi “dog whistle.”

Stop looking for reasons to be outraged.

(of course this “88” thing was already brought up on reddit’s kookfest r/surfing)

deeks

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Super firm titties. God bless plastic and silicone

Happy Camper

GI Joes were awesome, especially when my sisters Barbie and Ken dolls were having a swingin’ party and my GI Joes would come over and kick Kens ass and steal the babes.

as for the whiney feminists, “barbie” can release a fat black doll styled after Lizzo, the first ever “over 300 lbs” female pop idol. not sexy at all.

7dollarsurfboard

Sasha barbie with laynes dress would like nice on my night stand.

Mapski

Can it go left?

kirra72 .

Hey, where’s Strayan Cunt? This is the low hanging fruit of articles and I’m sure that he has a strong view on the subject.

Barrelled

You sure that’s not a pic of your blowup doll Dez?

BograilCutback

Now thats what I call Plastic Fantastic.

Steph’s another cheeky Aussie mogul. Gets to play both sides of the game, take the money and run… to make some more!

Nothing wrong with that. Just play it to me straight Steph: when’s the trademark Wavepool coming out?

Beef & Beer

…”gold digging prostitute”…
what some of us call an ‘honest woman’
niiiiiiice

And poor old Strayan Cunt is missing out.
I have a feeling he would’ve had a few choice comments on this subject…

Chief Hot stuff

Feminazis hate barbie but luv onlyfans, maybe if they used barbie as a dildo itd be empowering

Dogsnuts

Mate is a paramedic and has had to retrieve an action figure from a bumhole haha.
I just want to know what character.
Xox

Chief Hot stuff

Hopefully not the Hulk

deeks

Or a bob hawke dildo. Imagine trying to negotiate those wrinkles

Otto

If you know him, was it his own bumhole or yours?

The Bitchy Crab

Dang, hope it had a helmet.

@surfads

I’ve heard similar stories from nurse / doctor friends about 2 x Barbie deposits in the one go. Perhaps a medical urban legend but I’m sure some truth to it

janeausten

A friend did a study of “retained rectal foreign bodies” at St Vincents in Sydney [ground zero for such practices]. Most popular was the old fashioned salt shaker as per the attached diagram;
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

deeks

Don’t go there for dinner

Happy Camper

Creature from the Black Lagoon?


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