"Just being you is enough? I'm sorry, it's not enough. Maybe if you're the only person on an island, cool. No woman wants a man who's harmless."
The world’s sexist over-60, at least until Shane Dorian arrives on the scene with his gaped hips in a few years, is the Malibu-based trainer Laird Hamilton, a man whose exploits in big Hawaiian surf have thrilled patrons of magazines and movies for four decades.
Hamilton, who is sixty-two-year-old, is equipped with enormous and deeply sunburned breasts and a nose as red as a turkey-cock. He is as core as they come, and in his latest appearance on a podcast has slammed the whole dang just-being-you-is-enough-we’re-all-beautiful-and-uinique feelgood bullshit that prevents many men from glorying in their fountains of testosterone.
Laird Hamilton’s advice is real simple: learn to fight or be a cuck to other more capable men.
“You want to make men that women aren’t interested in? Just think you’re worthy as you are. There’s a great quote, you can’t be peaceful unless you’re capable of great violence,” says Laird.
“Because if you’re not capable of great violence, then you’re just harmless. If you just think being you is enough, good luck. First of all in finding a mate.”
Laird turns to his interlocutor.
“You know who Vladimir Klitschko is? Yeah. I was talking about boxing. I’m like, well why do you fight? And he goes, well, because at the end of the day you get to choose what woman you want to be with.
“Just being you is enough? I’m sorry, it’s not enough. Maybe if you’re the only person on an island, cool. No woman wants a man who’s harmless.”
Important question: apart from Jonah Hill, you know anyone else who can annihilate on whim? You got skills? Or you think you gonna see red and beat hell out of whoever’s got it coming?