“You said that we were gonna go get dinner. I told you that I didn’t even want to go surfing in the first place?”
Dating these days is rough, or so they say. Between an inept pool, financial strains and dating applications, it is near impossible to find a love match, or so I hear. Nothing, though, could be worse than Olivia Knox’s recent experience as she was press ganged into a completely unwanted surfing experience.
The Los Angeles resident recounted meeting a man on Hinge and telling him, directly, that she did not want to surf on their first outing. The man, though, had other plans, picking her up and immediately driving the 90 minutes to Newport Beach. Once there, he popped the trunk revealing two wetsuits inside. She told him, again, that she did not want to surf so he paddled by himself even though, according to her, there were “barely any waves.”
Then it started raining.
Knox became very bummed, though eventually her suitor returned, angry that she hadn’t been watching him. She told him her feet hurt and she wanted dinner. He took her to McDonald’s and ordered an Oreo McFlurry.
She thought it was over, at that point, but her date had a fever only more surf could cure so drove even further south and paddled again. After he was finished, it took them over two and a half hours to drive back to Los Angeles.
At some point, he grabbed her hand and made her touch his moustache.
Even though it was an absolute nightmare, Knox has not given up on Hinge.
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“She told him her feet hurt and she wanted dinner. He took her to McDonald’s”
Gotta love this guy, although he’ll probably live a very lonely existence! 🙂
Thats a big melanoma.
Love bites…Love bleeds
Bloody hell.
And from which part of what I wrote gave you the impression that I considered hanging with the boys is more important ?
Seriously.
I’m not quite sure Blowie, as surely it’s obvious to most readers that I was saying breaks apart are healthy, that constant clinging isn’t, and that time with male friends is also important.
It’s all about a balanced life, and spending all your home time, as well as all your work time, as well as all your leisure time with one person is not balanced.
It’s all about a balanced life.
As I said earlier, but will repeat for you…
“No need to share every moment of ya life clinging together.
After all, its the spaces between notes that make good music great”.
Comprende ?
I don’t know how some married couples do everything together. I would lose my mind.
What a Goofy Dog Cunt
Wait till you meet Cray 2!
I live under my rock, thriving off all the bullshit out there
Like a dirty bird, once you’re finished with the breast and thigh, you have a greasy box to stick your bone into
Who can blame this bloke, one would assume this was Taylor’s daughter. Didn’t Taylor also sport a handlebar tash at oshirtless.
He should’ve also given her a video camera instead of her sitting there bored shitless.
Sorry for the spam, I got a dance lesson in 3 hours… See you all on the other side
I had fun
maybe see you on wpdickus
I think Hippy is over it and moved over to steakhouse grit
Fluro wetties and clothing are making a comeback
Mark my words, because we are going RETRO
Fluro Wetties and Hyper Colour undies is next
Take that down right now!!!
It says I’ve got 7 days
You don’t mind if I send that one to the herald sun do you?
backdrop to the weather
haha
Luckily you are not a shit cunt
Imagined be shamed like that
Nobody can see you with the mask on.
What was posted?
He’s in esteemed company as I usually only delete for Derek or Chaz
Cunts stick togther
Do you know what is real fuckn funny, is JJJ looks just like his avatar
he was fuckn lucky I told him you could zoom that shit 5 mins after he posted it ahaha
What a Steezer
Would you like to meet my parents?
Here is my dad, he was cool as FUCK Bogs, and helped to pave the way for the future.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
People listened to my DAD
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Hahahah
Dez wonders if he waxes or shaves his pits and chest?
Who started all this Facebook photo shit?
I’m not against it at all
I think it is cool and just sharing
I am thinking the same
Having 86,000 comments like Hippy is not the achievement I want
Some women will take a bloke for everything they got, even their fuckn dog when things go sour.
Some men will also take everything from women, including their sense of security or even their life.
It is pretty fucked up
Most people are just normal, and deal with things in a civil way.
Some people wanna spend more time with people, some just want to get away from them.
Each to their own
Enjoy the ride
Sounds a bit too boring.
Where’s the challenge in that.
Short trips with good mates, or go alone.
There’s life-changing moments to be found along the way…
But you really must be a true blue fair dinkum legend, full of the great Aussie spirit to live a life so full of simple satisfaction like that.
Impressive stuff.
Everything that matters, and is of importance, is in our own heads.
I get it is different for everyone
Life changing moments are nearly always out of our control.
Good or bad, there is no choice
but they happen, and will continue to do so.
A Boring life can be good, when you get too tired of all the “FUN” life changing moments, that you can never, ever come back from.
The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks
Just in case we go dark in the next few hours, everyone pay your respects to Jack John Florence, or is it John Jack Florence, or Jack Jack… Fuck, anyway
I think he said he was on shrooms and stuff. Hahaha what a Legend
I notice the lack of a watch
Can you spot him? (It is time stamped)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T8Z9Q_3I6Y&t=23485s
amazing , he deserves a watch for sure !!
I think he is gonna write an article when he comes down off the shrooms
It would have been ALL TIME if it was behind the glass during a Luana interview..
Respect to JJJ