Watch: This Dazzling Quiksilver Pro short!

It defines the power struggle between the Young Prince, the Golden Child and The Big Man!

Surf contest shorts don’t usually get the crowd hollerin’. A wipeout here,  tube-ride there, maybe some kind of brazen Filipe Toledo air, and all cut to a generic guitar track. Enough to wet the tongue, not enough to emancipate real emotion.

Want to see something that radiates?

This thirty-second promo by the director and surfer Luke Farquhar, for Fox Sports, is perfect in its ability to define the power struggle between the Young Prince (whose fans adore his caterwauling over judging decisions that don’t swing his way), The Golden Child (who only enjoys revealing himself on his own terms) and The Big Man (the Adonis-Christ figure.)

The script, also written by the director, is painfully delivered by…uh… me, channelling, I hoped, Jacques Brel but sounding more like a dumb Australian murdering la langue d’amour.

Watch!

 

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Mike Jennings
Mike Jennings
9 years ago

Tu parles très bien, DR. Je vais à l’école de français tous le jours ici à Montreal et je pense que ta prononciation est tellement meilleur que mien. Bon travail. – MJ

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Ahhh, Jaques Brel! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And, a superior cover by the amazing Scott Walker! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago

And the best song, French song, ever to play over credits. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago

I lived in Paris for a time, was beyond thrilled when I was finally able to order a coffee in French without the barista angrily switching to English halfway through the transaction. I believe you’d probably be able to go even further, perhaps ordering a sandwich without difficulty.

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

Got to love the Parisians for constantly living up to the cliche of being moody bastards.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

Oh the things I can order! Multiples of everything!

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
9 years ago

Needed a black screen with a white fin (surf fin) at the end.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

…oh touché to you!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago

WHHOOOSSSHHH!!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

The sound effects came from my kid, a native-ish French speaker. Daddy looses his crappy accent on the script, kid who actually speaks French does the sound effects. Irony! Or maybe ageism!

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago

I was hoping Charlie was the Big Man and he was going to turn the Prince also known as Gabriel Mangina into a Golden Child by pissing on him in a dunnie block shower. I am the fucking Prince, you cunts.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

Mangina, brilliant!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  Captain Clark

Yeah, I’ll pay Mangina too…

Fitzburn
Fitzburn
9 years ago

I clicked play before reading the article, my mind started to wander.
Where did they find this distinguished french dude… touché.

wincy
wincy
9 years ago

I ate a toasted bagel, half spread with vegemite, half spread with French raspberry jam, as I read and watched this.

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
9 years ago
Reply to  wincy

Good combo?

wincy
wincy
9 years ago
Reply to  The MHL Buoy

yeah but i didnt combine them im not a barbarian

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
9 years ago
Reply to  wincy

So you didn’t go for a bit of red then move onto the brown then back to the red again?

wincy
wincy
9 years ago
Reply to  The MHL Buoy

nah powered my way through the brown then smashed the red to bits

small fins
small fins
9 years ago
Reply to  wincy

thats the way wincy!!


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