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Australian fisherman caught Great White shark, removed its monitoring tag and set off hoax shark alerts twenty seven times, claim authorities!

Senior cop says the man’s alleged prank was “irresponsible” and that it caused “unnecessary fear.” 

In the latest story of Man vs Great White sharks from Albany, a former whaling city two hundred and fifty miles south of Perth, a man has been charged with stealing after allegedly removing the monitoring tag from a Great White and using it for over a month to set off shark warnings twenty-seven times. 

Albany police officer-in-charge Senior Sergeant Hugh Letessier told The West Australian the man’s alleged handiwork was “irresponsible” and that it caused “unnecessary fear.” 

Cops say the 48-year-old man caught the White in his nets, took off its monitoring tag and released the fish alive.

Gangster move, I think, finding a White wrapped up with your catch, delicately removing the acoustic device, which is surgically inserted in its belly, and setting a pretty pissed off man-eater free without harm to yourself or fish.

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And, pretty funny, to use it as an ongoing prank.

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How he allegedly did it wasn’t explained, perhaps it’ll come out when he fronts the Albany magistrates court on November 4, and searching for a charge all the cops could get him for was one count of stealing. 

It’s not the first time, nor I wager the last, Albany’s fisher-people have fallen foul of the law while interacting with Great Whites. 

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Seven months ago, a Western Australian judge booted an Albany deckhand from his job for one year and fined him twelve-and-a-half-gees for posing with two Great Whites after dragging ’em, dead, out of his nets.

His skipper was fined twenty gees and his fishing license was suspended for his part in the event. 

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Fisheries officers were put on the case after someone reported finding sharks with their jaws hacked out in a nearby river.

Magistrate Dianne Scaddan described the pair posing with the Great Whites as “barbaric” and “vulgar”, two hitherto unknown offences.

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Gino

27 surfs in an open line up I would hope.
You would have to wave it around the spot you wanted to clear out an hour prior I would think.

Picard Madeoff

I am shocked the Oz gestapo hasn’t beaten this bogan to a pulp! There is no time for fucking around when your country is locked down by the current Communist regime!

Gino

Was in WA.
If it was Victoria he would still be sitting in a cell.

@surfads

This sounds like the rejected script for a Tim Winton comedic novel

Gil Gunderson

Lockie Leonard didn’t age too well

Beef & Beer

Presumably he was ‘setting off’ the tag at a variety of places, like the pub on a Friday night (or Tuesday morning), outside the local meth dealers hangout, at a strip bar/whore house etc etc.
All the usual places that fishermen go, as well as regular trips back out to sea…

Mapski

He should have replaced the monitoring tag with his Whoop Strap.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Legend!

Billy Hunt

Yep, they’re a special breed down that way

Picard Madeoff

yes, YES they of special breed featuring extra chromosomes and new age, lockdown communist leadership!

Ricky Spanish

This is a very Australian story, in the best way

Occ Topus

Absolutely.
Even those Aussies trying so hard to feign outrage are inwardly beaming with national pride.

Dogsnuts

And then he found fiddy bucks. Am I doing it right?

@surfads

Nice.

KRIS

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