Shame on Stab.
It seems odd to think that early winter, and its Oahu, North Shore boom season, is already upon us but here we are and here it almost is. As you certainly know, the World Surf League jettisoned the Pipe Masters in order to end its season at thrilling Lower Trestles and now runs the “Pro Pipeline.”
The Masters is held by Vans and, this year, there is a bold re-imagination wherein airs will be scored alongside barrels and something rather else. It is also by invitation only and, days ago, those names dropped.
Per Stab, the men’s draw consists of:
CT Surfers: John John Florence, Filipe Toledo, Jack Robinson, Italo Ferreria, Seth Moniz, Barron Mamiya, Gabriel Medina and Kelly Slater.
Hawaiian Invitees: Billy Kemper, Koa Smith, Mason Ho, John John Florence, Nathan Florence, Ivan Florence, Shayden Pacarro, Eli Hanneman, Makana Pang, Koa Rothman, Eli Olson, Seth Moniz, Barron Mamiya, Jamie O’Brien, Matt Meola, Noah Beschen, Imaikalani deVualt, Jackson Bunch, Kala Grace, and Kaulana Apo.
Blow-Ins: Tosh Tudor, Eimeo Czermak, Kauli Vaast, Balaram Stack, Nic Von Rupp, Joao Chianca, Al Cleland Jr, Crosby Colapinto, and Riaru Ito.
Misfits: Matt Meola, Rio Wada (CT 2023), Craig Anderson, Mikey February, Harry Bryant, Noa Deane, and the Vans Stab High Winner.
Notably missing, big wave stud and Maui flyboy Albee Layer.
The aforementioned, peeved, took to Instagram in order to share his frustrations, writing, “I’ve spent most of the 31 years of my life giving ever fiber of my being to this sport and it still likes passing me (and a few others) over every chance it gets. I never got used to it and I never will.”
He found support below the line from the likes of Kai Lenny, who responded, “Verified. Big Barrels + Big Airs = Albee Slayer,” and Jesse Mendes to added, “I support.”
Unfriendly was Billy Kemper who declared, “Come surf pipe for once before you start another sob story. You still owe @healeywaterops a session out there on (mushroom emoji) (laughing face emoji).”
So maybe friendly after all.
But what do you think?
Do you stand with Albee?
I sure do.
Shame on Stab.
Tosh Tudor.
Also, what do you think of the “blow-ins, misfits” categories. Is Rio Wada really a dissenter?
David Lee Scales and I, anyhow, discussed Layer’s omission as well as the potential danger Nathan Florence might soon find himself in. The dreaded porn factory. Be ready for an intervention.
Wsl is upset after the big wave invitational at jaws when Albe called them soft for saying the waves were too big to Surf… Kemper is also cause Albe said Kai should have won and not Billy 🤣
I think everyone expects Tosh to be the standout surfer of the event. He’s most likely the best surfer on the plant right now. Albee knows this.
toledo over albee is laughable tho
I liked it better when bruce irons awarded himself lifetime entry to pipe. He’s not on the list either.
Who gives a fuck, this guy sounds like a wanker.
The one thing nice about summer is you don’t see as much Kemper.
A Pipe dream …if you will.
Albee does seem like a great fit for that new format.
Can’t wait for all the kooky fucking blogs of the event from half the invitees
PR Dept: “This shot will turn everything around…”
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I thought you would keep it local and go for the Lakey bar.
Can wait for NVR’s vlog on this one…
I wasnt invited either and I think my non invite was similar to Albee’s. Nobody cared. I moved on. Albee didn’t
You don’t even surf Pipe Albee…shut your Peahi hole.
Toledo….things that make you go Hmmmmm.
want a re-match with that texan Bushman…and a free custom board!
Must hurt even more having discovered your best mate and co star got two entries
This is great.
Tell me more about death cults tho. I yearn, truly, to connect with you. Let me put forth that I have no romantic intentions tho. So speak freely
Its not your fault..
Youre just just slowly sipping the kool aid.
Its happened many times before.
Enjoy!!
Hey man i sip no liquids. I tend to pound them like a shot. And I believe you have me misjudged
No worries
All the best buddy
God bless
Lenny has more right to be upset, at least he surfs the joint on occasion
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Mispositioned. Coming with his ass first. Metaphorical?
I, for one, am really excited to see Tosh Tudor’s air game!
Heir game
Error game!
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I’m feeling this
sometimes I’m livin’ it!
Well fucking keep on brother
15 pieces only