Layer (pictured) in air.
Layer (pictured) in air.

Maui flyboy Albee Layer publicly vents after insulting Pipeline snub: “I’ve spent most of the 31 years of my life giving ever fiber of my being to this sport and it still likes passing me (and a few others) over every chance it gets.”

Shame on Stab.

It seems odd to think that early winter, and its Oahu, North Shore boom season, is already upon us but here we are and here it almost is. As you certainly know, the World Surf League jettisoned the Pipe Masters in order to end its season at thrilling Lower Trestles and now runs the “Pro Pipeline.”

The Masters is held by Vans and, this year, there is a bold re-imagination wherein airs will be scored alongside barrels and something rather else. It is also by invitation only and, days ago, those names dropped.

Per Stab, the men’s draw consists of:

CT Surfers: John John Florence, Filipe Toledo, Jack Robinson, Italo Ferreria, Seth Moniz, Barron Mamiya, Gabriel Medina and Kelly Slater.

Hawaiian Invitees: Billy Kemper, Koa Smith, Mason Ho, John John Florence, Nathan Florence, Ivan Florence, Shayden Pacarro, Eli Hanneman, Makana Pang, Koa Rothman, Eli Olson, Seth Moniz, Barron Mamiya, Jamie O’Brien, Matt Meola, Noah Beschen, Imaikalani deVualt, Jackson Bunch, Kala Grace, and Kaulana Apo.

Blow-Ins: Tosh Tudor, Eimeo Czermak, Kauli Vaast, Balaram Stack, Nic Von Rupp, Joao Chianca, Al Cleland Jr, Crosby Colapinto, and Riaru Ito.

Misfits: Matt Meola, Rio Wada (CT 2023), Craig Anderson, Mikey February, Harry Bryant, Noa Deane, and the Vans Stab High Winner.

Notably missing, big wave stud and Maui flyboy Albee Layer.

The aforementioned, peeved, took to Instagram in order to share his frustrations, writing, “I’ve spent most of the 31 years of my life giving ever fiber of my being to this sport and it still likes passing me (and a few others) over every chance it gets. I never got used to it and I never will.”

He found support below the line from the likes of Kai Lenny, who responded, “Verified. Big Barrels + Big Airs = Albee Slayer,” and Jesse Mendes to added, “I support.”

Unfriendly was Billy Kemper who declared, “Come surf pipe for once before you start another sob story. You still owe @healeywaterops a session out there on (mushroom emoji) (laughing face emoji).”

So maybe friendly after all.

But what do you think?

Do you stand with Albee?

I sure do.

Shame on Stab.

Tosh Tudor.

Also, what do you think of the “blow-ins, misfits” categories. Is Rio Wada really a dissenter?

David Lee Scales and I, anyhow, discussed Layer’s omission as well as the potential danger Nathan Florence might soon find himself in. The dreaded porn factory. Be ready for an intervention.

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Mystic
Mystic
3 years ago

Wsl is upset after the big wave invitational at jaws when Albe called them soft for saying the waves were too big to Surf… Kemper is also cause Albe said Kai should have won and not Billy 🤣

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
3 years ago

I think everyone expects Tosh to be the standout surfer of the event. He’s most likely the best surfer on the plant right now. Albee knows this.

Mr. Potz’s Opus
Mr. Potz’s Opus
3 years ago

toledo over albee is laughable tho

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

I liked it better when bruce irons awarded himself lifetime entry to pipe. He’s not on the list either.

Who gives a fuck, this guy sounds like a wanker.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

The one thing nice about summer is you don’t see as much Kemper.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

A Pipe dream …if you will.

Corey Webster
Corey Webster
3 years ago

Albee does seem like a great fit for that new format.

Dick Cram
Dick Cram
3 years ago

Can’t wait for all the kooky fucking blogs of the event from half the invitees

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

PR Dept: “This shot will turn everything around…”

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Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

I thought you would keep it local and go for the Lakey bar.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

Can wait for NVR’s vlog on this one…

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

I wasnt invited either and I think my non invite was similar to Albee’s. Nobody cared. I moved on. Albee didn’t

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

You don’t even surf Pipe Albee…shut your Peahi hole.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

Toledo….things that make you go Hmmmmm.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

want a re-match with that texan Bushman…and a free custom board!

Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
3 years ago

Must hurt even more having discovered your best mate and co star got two entries

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

This is great.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

Tell me more about death cults tho. I yearn, truly, to connect with you. Let me put forth that I have no romantic intentions tho. So speak freely

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

Its not your fault..
Youre just just slowly sipping the kool aid.
Its happened many times before.
Enjoy!!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

Hey man i sip no liquids. I tend to pound them like a shot. And I believe you have me misjudged

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

No worries
All the best buddy
God bless

JOB's second chin
JOB's second chin
3 years ago

Lenny has more right to be upset, at least he surfs the joint on occasion

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Manuka
Manuka
3 years ago

Mispositioned. Coming with his ass first. Metaphorical?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago

I, for one, am really excited to see Tosh Tudor’s air game!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

Heir game

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

Error game!

frank
frank
3 years ago
disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago
Reply to  frank

I’m feeling this

frank
frank
3 years ago

sometimes I’m livin’ it!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago
Reply to  frank

Well fucking keep on brother

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
3 years ago
Reply to  frank

15 pieces only


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