One day after the freak accident that nearly killed him, Dane Reynolds climbs back on the horsey.
The go-for-broke Bakersfield-born surfer and former world number four Dane Reynolds has made a triumphant return to surfing after a freak accident that almost cost him his life.
Dane Reynolds, whose Carpinteria idyll was shattered seven months ago when Travis and Kourtney Barker-Kardashian splurged $16.5 million buying Conan O’Brien’s redundant beach house, walked through a glass door in Mexico, shattering the glass and puncturing his forehead.
“That was a change of events,” Dane Reynolds says in the accompanying video, as he presses a t-shirt around his leaking head. Footage captured from the emergency room finds Reynolds supine yet calm, fly wide open, a gap in the flap as they say, body covered in his own blood.
It isn’t the first time Dane Reynolds has flirted with death.
I was thinking oh shit, I just hopped some Santa Barbara fisherman that’s gonna kill me. Then I looked closer, and it was Dane Reynolds, honestly one of my favourite surfers,” Chucky told BeachGrit. “The guy that yelled go was for sure yelling at Dane because he made it around the section and was getting pitted!
“He was super pissed initially, and had every right to be. Anyone, including myself would have snapped for sure. I honestly felt so bad and embarrassed as it gets. Imagine crapping your pants on a first date with a girl you really like, and times that by 10! I said I was beyond sorry multiple times and that I really didn’t see the guy.”
Anyway, in a new video just released on his CH11 YouTube channel, we discover that Dane Reynolds was in the water the very next day after being taped up in hospital.
Per the short’s accompanying blurb,
“Dane Reynolds’ first session in Mexico after busting down the door with his big dome piece. Yellow swim cap X OG Channel Islands Rookie at a sloppy right point.”
As Dane says, “Even when the conditions are shit, riding waves is the best thing in the world.”
In the video, Dane Reynolds’ famous daddy-body is heavy, massive like the country that gave him birth, yet when he surfs he becomes like a cowboy of the Westerns: ready to fire his guns at the drop of a hat, getting into a rage at the least provocation.

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Didn’t this incident happen months ago?
who hasn’t run thru things, built stairs & ladders only to get to the glass…?
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This was what, back in July wtf?
Remember Dane´s rookie year on tour? When we all thought, discussed, visualized and were anticipating with much excitement about the many years of brilliance of surfing and dispute (specially against Jordy Smith) that he was gonna bring to the tour. Remember? Then ASP fucked it all up.
Getting sticky.
Mollasses sticky.
End of Great Dane.
idk I’ve heard horror stories about hospital bills in Hawaii and US. Make you want to pull the plug sorta stuff. God bless Medicare & Australia.
I’d like to take this opportunity to let you know that FTL has made an extension from Fuckin’ (and Fairly) Tall Ladders into the moonshine business, with a new subsidiary Fine Tasty Liquor.
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Mail order coming soon…
Rum?
Ladders sold separately!
not trending; FTX badges on MLB Umpire’s sleeves…or on The New Label…a subsidiary of what? love your brewery view~sustainable running only on four double D batteries. no hookers!
using reverse osmosis systems i hope?
Which surf locale would you least enjoy being neck deep in your own blood?
Mex or Bali? Maui or UK?
This IS You….300Milyen/20Krubles/pesos 0.08 rate…when Dane was a young man and his Dad’s onshore, low tide pushing in, swell at 280 degrees, taking pictures. “Has anyone seen my kids?”
Happy combined Labor Day & Thanksgiving from VTA…
from 25 years ago…
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Is there anything that personifies the Beach Grit commentariat more than this version of Dane?
No. No there’s not. He’s the peoples’s champion.
Absofukenlutely!
Out of shape, on shit equipment, bogging turns all while getting fuckin pitted! Beautiful.
If he was from Australia he’d be called fat cunt
Fat cunt still rips tho!
Ken oath!
Prefer to watch ‘ol mud guts surf any day the week over Joao Chianca, he’s a cunt
Cold blood….,,,,,warm heart
Dibbles!