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Kelly Slater (left) flashing John John Florence an ironic thumbs up. Photo: Instagram

Shade master Kelly Slater delivers stinging backhanded compliment to John John Florence in wake of 3rd title

"Congrats, buddy!"

Kelly Slater won professional surfing’s greatest reward 11 times during a sparkling career that is still not, officially, over. His competitive prowess, heat knowledge, ability to conjure waves from the deep, sixth sense of how to mentally torment opponents are all the stuff of legend. He is considered by many to be the greatest professional surfer of all time. By some to be the greatest professional athlete of all time. And yet, the Boy from Cocoa Beach has an even greater skill than surfing professionally. Slater has an innate ability to engage audiences and generate discussion, whether through his exceptional performances on the waves or his sharp wit off them.

In the realm of professional surfing, Slater’s influence extends beyond mere statistics; it encompasses the culture and spirit of the sport. His style and technique have inspired countless surfers around the world, and his achievements have set a standard that future generations strive to meet. But it’s not just his accolades that make him a legend; it’s his personality, charisma, and ability to connect with fans and fellow surfers alike. For example, his recent interactions on social media have showcased a fun and relatable side, often using humor to deflate tension and celebrate the sport.

Kelly Slater’s Impact on the Surfing Community

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Slater’s double-edged venerations, his subtle references, or omissions, false retirement announcements, wave pool revels, and more are so well-timed, so…. deliciously barbed as to be impossible to reproduce. He has a unique talent for making statements that elicit curiosity and provoke thought among his fans and peers. For instance, many have speculated about his relationship with other surfers based on his cryptic comments and playful jabs.

Yes, he is the 58-time Shade Master (because he’s 58-years-old), and just delivered newly-minted professional surf champion John John Florence one of his finest, most painfully stinging backhanded compliments. This interaction highlights the kind of playful rivalry that exists within the surfing community, where respect and competition often go hand-in-hand. The nuances of their relationship add an interesting layer to the narrative of professional surfing, illustrating how even the best can have complex dynamics.

Taking to Instagram, the father of a son with no name declared, “Huge congrats to John John Florence on his 3rd world title. Probably should have been his 4th or 5th but injuries have halted some behemoth performances a few years. Congrats, buddy!” This statement not only acknowledges Florence’s accomplishments but also subtly points out the challenges and setbacks that athletes frequently face. Injuries can be devastating, and for Slater to highlight this shows a deep understanding of the sport’s physical and mental demands.

Don’t even try to compete under the pop-up tent with Slater. His shade is so refined, so devastating yet buoyant as to be considered a martial art. The recipient of a Kelly Slater “compliment” left smiling and weeping at the same time. Such a moment captures the essence of professional surfing, where camaraderie and rivalry coexist in a vibrant tapestry of emotion.

Wow.

Ending with “buddy?”

Just wow. The complexity of relationships in the surfing world makes it a compelling watch for fans. Every wave, every competition, and every offhand comment adds to the rich narrative that is woven throughout the sport. Surfing has evolved, and with it, the interactions between its top athletes, making it even more relevant in contemporary culture. As we continue to follow the journeys of legends like Kelly Slater and John John Florence, we are reminded of the passion, dedication, and artistry that define the world of surfing.

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Probably True

Accurate statement.
No problems buddy.

RQ.

Has kelly mentioned anything about RFKjrs (completely predictable) switch to the Rep / Trump party / cult?
they were both balls deep in eachother a few months back.

Picard Madeoff

Some might say you have it backwards as Kelly might be the love child from the santorum after LL’s anal experience with Telly Savalas

Kama'aina

Has R. Kelly thought of Spite of a contender for the nameless child? Seems perfect.

Picard Madeoff

I ski bummed from ’86-’90 in Colorado so I’m a has been but we did a lot of wild things on skis both in and out of bounds. That was the early stretch of the snowboard evolution with Sims, Burton, Kemper and some legendary riders especially from the SoCali surf scene. The snowboarders brought a new level of wildness to the scene.

Sit down to pee

Kelly grows a year older with every Beachgrit article.

Picard Madeoff

I saw the ultimate Lexus back in the 90s but it was a loaner to a couple of French ski racers on the Pro tour(similar 2nd tier tour like the WSL). They’d absolutely destroyed it! Had duct tape on the hood as they broke the latch running it into a snow back, all four quarters were dented and the windshield had a big spider from flexing the frame during one of the accidents. So yea a Lexus is ideal for surfer if it is properly banged up.

Picard Madeoff

SHHHH!

Hippy

Microdosing and tripping are two different things.

Now that I’ve done both, time and place for each

But you know that angry gorilla

Chocolate could cure your emotional issues

Stick man

Smurf-homes!

Stick man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTmiLYPP6ok&t=361s “What’s you dog’s name?” …..”Buddy!”

Shredy Kruger

Kelly’s so competitive he passed me in age again, even though I was born 3yrs before him. Unreal Brah!…. Lapped by the GOAT!…..

Panda's sack rash

Slater is like all of us, I mean all of you, a cunt

Happy Camper

If you take the word Slater and jumble the letters you one up with the word “strale” which means:
Noun. strâle f. arrow. stinger (of an insect) point of a weapon.

deeks

Slater Shade Sails
do a days work ya cunt

AI (for ever) .

Kelly slater = everyone’s x

Hippy

Ok, so bad post. Let’s talk about something good, shall we?

Your favorite and most loved Hippy got a hair cut last week. Yup, Hollywood studio stylist, very easy on the eyes and played with my hair like a master. I was puddy in her hands.

She mentioned that she walked on the beach in Malibu one night and could see the waves clearly. I mentioned that I surfed nights exclusively the last few years I lived in HelLA. Told her about experimenting with mushrooms, eliminating the visual keys and enhancing the feel of tube riding.

Next level hippy dippy chatting ensues and I am handed a small box.

Chocolate squares. Instructions, eat half first and I did.

Holy shit brethren, I had taken it on the chin that morning and wasn’t in my best of moods until the micro dose kicked in.

No tripping, but that elevated mood on steroids with a slight buzz…. Nothing could bother me. Slept like a baby, no interest in walking down to the pub and making fun of my friends. Nope, content to walk in the cold dusk smiling for no reason. Happy as fuck.

I fully encourage you all to give it a try. Motor skills unchanged, you could literally work on them. You will never need anxiety meds again unless you want to sleep from Narita to LAX ( I took a quarter of a Xanax and woke up in LA). Squibb, Phizer, Merck…. fuck off, nature provided and we identified.

You will never want to drink again. Smoke don’t do it either.

Game changer.

Com Turren

🍄🍄🍄

AI (for ever) .

Can you ship to Australia?

Hippy

I am not involved with the business.

But I’m going to figure it out.

Picard Madeoff

The business is hiding in plain sight

Happy Camper

Cavvy would be proud of you.

Picard Madeoff

Welcome to the group known as Fun Guys bro! I hardly drink these days, never smoke as it doesn’t work for me but I microdose(sometimes slightly bigger) once a month or so to reset. BTW, tequila is a solid enhancer on the slightly bigger nights

Com Turren

My Buddy and/or Teddy Ruxpin + a Ritalin prescription = Boomer parenting 101

k55

Do surfers really drive a Lexus?
I mean, at least new ones?
Is Lexus targeting the right demographics?
Or are they going to wind up like Jeep and bail on the Wsl also.

snapper

Inside word is Kelly in hurried discussions with King Charles lll before passing whom familiar with Kelly’s stellar career for Knighthood. Immediately after Sir Kelly knighted he plans to unveil the chosen one, ” Sir Kelly JR” to unleash master shade upon the world.


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