Ready to rumble.
It is officially winter time in the northern hemisphere. The weather outside frightful and extremely so if one happens to be named Filipe Toledo and either on or thinking about traveling to Hawaii any time soon. Yes, forecasters are alerting the public a major swell event with waves predicted to reach between 25 ft to 40 ft.
75 ft Hawaiian.
23 Jason Stathams.
432 Male German Lower Legs.
Big big.
Hawaii News Now is warning Toledo, and others, that the business will get underway tomorrow (Tuesday) and last through the week, declaring also, “Models suggest the cold front will move into Hawaii during the second half of the week as it weakens. Rainfall amounts do not appear to be very significant, and will be brief as the front quickly moves through. Winds will strengthen out of the north behind the front around Thursday and eventually veer to the northeast by Friday.”
Might it all be enough for the fabled Eddie to run? The most famous surf contest in the world, now that the Pipe Masters has been turned to junk, is called on when wave heights at Waimea Bay tower to a consistent 40 ft throughout the day. It was last played on Jan. 22, 2023, the tenth time in its history, but who could ever forget when on-duty lifeguard Luke Shepardson won it at the end?
Not a dry eye in this house.
Jamie O’Brien, it must be noted, was invited on the first Eddie ballot thus saving presenting sponsor Rip Curl much embarrassment or need for capitulation.
Whew.
If that swell wraps enough, north winds on Thursday, Swabbieland could be firing.
lacks proper metrics tho…
Chicken capital of the world!
JOB’s going sit on the river wave peak?
hopefully the live stream for the eddie isn’t ben gravy shooting from the hill on a 2007 nokia.
Good thing they got that Pipe contest out of the way.
Just the mere notice of the alert caused Filipe to weep and wail like a Harris voter.
Waxing my step-up as I type. Think I’ll go with the 6’4″
don’t worry , you will get to a wailing with the wall and all , when the economy’s starts to stall….bawling about the mauling , weeping and not sleeping because the Don was just grifting without doing any heavy lifting ,as he ground the people into submission which was , all along his mission!
is that 6 4 a step up tow board???
After saying at every campaign rally that he’s going to lower the price of groceries by fifty percent, he just said in the Time Magazine interview that he’s actually not going to be able to lower the price of groceries at all because “ that’s pretty hard to do”.
yeah , it looks like he meant + 50%,LOL……..watch inflation go back up/interest rates go back up/cost of living goes up……..but for those like donny the grifter , cost of living means more money , so no worries!!
Are you living in the USA now days by chance.
nah trying to get back there…visa problems….more so to Hawaii…
“Look, they (B&H) got them up. I’d like to bring them down. It’s hard to bring things down once they’re up. You know, it’s very hard,” he said in the interview published Thursday.
“But I think that they will. I think that energy is going to bring them down. I think a better supply chain is going to bring them down. You know, the supply chain is still broken. It’s broken,” Trump said.
I thought he was talking about when he was with stormy…….you know once they’re up and hard”????
To think basic foodstuffs prices have gone up because of supply chains…is a bit like those Jewish space lasers that control the weather , LOL!
We don’t get eggs from China.
I do.
Crane are a symbol of longevity and wisdom. the eggs are something very special. It’s like you get super powers after eating a crane egg salad samich or poached crane eggs on avocado toasties.
It’s why Kelly is biologically 39 yrs. old and so wise.
BTW- you do know that everything in your market is effected by supply chain issues as there are domestic and international supply chains, and that high fuel costs effect the cost of everything in the supply chain….. but I only know that because I eat Crane eggs.
I only eat quail eggs harvested in the wild by Bolinas hippies. Expensive but worth it.
try the female hippy virgins who harvest while in the lotus position….rare/expensive but….??
….or the asian version that used to harvest eggs in squat and shoot em’ across the room at The Stop Lite
is that Thailan per chance??
Don’t you remember the Stop Lite on Kapiolani?
Would have been when you were spending heaps of time here.
ha spent a bit of time partying with Dane in Town……and friends/family…….can only remember the clubs and the Ferrari we used to rent,LOL……..
I’ve sat for days underneath a Crane waiting for eggs , but all I got was a lift when the crane finally hooked me.
it’s called supply and demand!
He’s definitely not referring to his dong.
how hard will it be for some of the poor folk that in their hearts actually believed some of the bullshit, to have to accept they were left on the highway walking while he drove past in a limo and put the windows up and on lock, but they won’t complain , or even accept it
good stuff.
Full on. No hiding place. Let’s see who’s got what or not.
The Pip flight tracker is tracking he booked the quickest flight back to SC where the surf is reported at a modest 3-4 all week
I looked at the Cali cams yesterday.
it actually looked kind of fun.
There’s waves for sure. Rincon looked pretty good in the afternoon, terrible with morning high tide. Glassy all day. Quite a bit smaller today.
I’d imagine you guys will get some swell from the two systems heading our way. rip it up butta cup!
Ho…Mr. Peanutbutta cup!
What’s he doing in South Carolina? Or is he going to Santa Cruz (no airport there so likely not).
“Nobody calls me yellow” – Filipe Toledo
“he ain’t lion” ~ Erik Logan
World champ* schedule* for Tuesday..
Check surf
alphabetize porn collection
mow lawn
re arrange living room decor
watch video of that JBay wave
Water indoor plants
write some aspirations
put them on the fridge
tatoo design ideas
me time
check Nate Florence IG
water outdoor plants
watch video of that JBay wave
Oh shit its dark Fucken missed it, heard there was a couple fun ones
World champ* schedule* for Tuesday after dark..
Marinate BBQ meat
Confirm all 20 family members are coming over for dinner again
Call papa and let him know that they are low on Michelob Ultras
Wipe dust off all boards that are over 5’11”
Pull bbq meat out of fridge
Watch papa BBQ while you sit in corner having one of your two Ultras for the night
Zoom therapy
Watch Bravo with the family while journaling
Wife tucks you into bed then goes and tucks the kids in.
Fall asleep while watching that Jbay wave
Kelly would tabulate.
The last one was amazing, and seeing RCJ styling on bombs like it was 2001 was an unheralded highlight. Hero.