Surfer (pictured) stupefied.
Surfer (pictured) stupefied.

Surfers rocked to core as “most frustrating beaches in the world” list released

It ain't the Epstein Files but at least it's something...

Surfers around the globe are in shock, this morning, staggering like drunkards around parquet floor’d living rooms, trying to make sense of a reality that has been flipped upside down. The cause of such consternation? Travel + Leisure, the first name in both travel and leisure, releasing its highly anticipated “most frustrating beaches in the world” list.

The august publication used information dragged from Tripadvisor reviews, focusing on the keywords: dirtiness, overcrowding, long lines, and noise. It then attached a “complaint score” between zero and one hundred based on frequency. Afterwards, the numbers were put into a hopper, spun by a magic computer and boom.

The most frustrating beaches in the world.

Surfers in the United States and Australia imagining the top five to be in Brazil.

Surfers in Brazil thinking number one in Tahiti.

Shock, then, when Oahu’s famed Waikiki took the ignominy followed by California’s Venice. Playa Manuel Antonio, in Costa Rica, came third. Clearwater Beach, in Florida and where Hulk Hogan’s heart just stopped pumping, fourth. Bournemouth Beach in jolly old England, fifth. La Jolla Cove, in America’s finest San Diego, sixth. Bondi, home to Derek Rielly, ninth.

Mauricio Preuss, CEO of the company tasked with compiling the list, tried to comfort surfers by declaring, “The most rewarding beach experiences might be found at lesser-known destinations that haven’t yet been overwhelmed by mass tourism. Sometimes the best paradise is the one that isn’t trending on TikTok.”

But to no avail.

Honolulu and Venice, La Jolla and Bondi will never be the same.

In all honesty, I’m a massive Waikiki fan and hope online complainers keep it coming.

Which beach would you rank number one?

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justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

HB always delivers no goods.

velobwoy
velobwoy
1 year ago

Grit Beach

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Middles or kuta reef in Bali (or anywhere in Bali when its under 4 ft)
worst display of surfing and etiquette I have ever encountered. Between euro dads pushing helmeted kids and Balinese surf guides pushing japanese adults into waves in front of riding surfers and the next level of kooks out there on their own accord just clueless… faarrk and the boats just keep dropping more and more off into the lineup
albe falzon has a lot to answer for, the people of Bali should be dragging his arse to court for ruining their island

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

I ewas chatting to some local people last year about all the foreign investment/foreign workers/Java/Lombok etc….and asked them what do you think about it…the reply was sort of stunning….yes they were upset before Covid, but when Covid hit and tourism ground to a halt……starvation became an issue, as there was 0 money no help from the Govt…so they are still hurting from no business….to tourism keeps them alive

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

“It ain’t the Epstein Files but at least it’s something…”
Epstein Update….for those her care.
A Florida (Obama appointed) federal judge shot down the Trump administration’s bid Wednesday to release grand jury transcripts from an investigation that ended in notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein taking a much-criticized plea deal in 2008.

West Palm Beach US District (OBAMA APPOINTED) Judge Robin Rosenberg wrote in a 12-page ruling that “the Court’s hands are tied” because the request by the government to release the transcripts was not tied to an ongoing trial. The guy’s dead..release the files.

Did I mention this judge was appointed by Obama? Pizza Delivery

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

The US Justice Department’s deputy chief met on Friday (US time) for a second day with Ghislaine Maxwell, the imprisoned accomplice of late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, whose infamous case has dragged President Donald Trump into a political firestorm.
Todd Blanche, the DOJ number two who is also Trump’s former personal attorney, has declined for now to say what he is discussing with Maxwell in their Tallahassee, Florida meetings.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

….point being, the Trump administration is doing everything possible to get to the bottom of this whole Epstein thing. Good for them.
As for Blanche, great to see him meeting with Maxwell. He’ll probably meet with her many more times. Important for him to corroborate her testimony and make sure what she’s saying is true and factual. Heard she’s being subpoenaed to speak with Congress, as are Bill and Hillary.
takes a bit of time, but great to see the wheels finally in motion.
would be nice if the courts would unseal the the grand jury transcripts. would make it a lot easier to corroborate stories and ensure truthfulness.

BTW- you ever see that Piers Morgan interview with Kevin Spacey about Bills (Clinton Foundation) trip to Africa?
just saw it again last night. WOW! just WOW!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Using Trump’s ex personal attorney might not lead to “corroborate her testimony and make sure what she’s saying is true and factual”
Whether you’re pro or anti Trump. There really should be a separation of involvement in such matters.
But yeah just unseal it all and stop fucking around.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

whatever they discuss, it’s all recorded and documented.
Just because he’s Trumps former attorneys doesn’t mean he’s not going to be fair when looking for the truth. Most people just aren’t into guys getting away with molesting kids.
If Trump did something to little kids or underage girls, then indict him, put him on trial and if he’s guilty… throw him in Jail, but all this partisan shit and allegations/accusations ain’t helping because it’s just getting in the way of the truth coming out.

Trump ordered the Justice Department to get the courts to unseal all the testimony, evidence and documents. Trump ordered Justice to interview Maxwell. whatever you want to believe about him, at least he’s the first person to try to investigate Epstein….and the only man that voluntarily testified against Epstein in the Florida case.

we’ll see what’s next.

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

So you agree that if DT is found to be implicated with Epstein…he should go to jail?

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

day 1 she has coughed up a 100 names…..sounds like if she says trump was not on the list she will be pardoned?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

Is this a promo for JSC’s book?

the “Surfer (pictured) stupefied” picture kind of looks like him.
Inside cover portrait?

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

jsc getting roasted over on swellnet too, trying to get a group together to go with him (read pay for him) to a “newly discovered” spot in indo (in order to document and exploit it)

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
1 year ago

J Cunty Callaham’s Dunning Kruger affliction knows no bounds. Not only does he keep actively spuiking advance orders for his unreleased book, he’s also been over at SN soliciting for $1500 deposits for some undefined and alleged illegal surf tour without proper government approvals. 
Long ago I pegged J Cunty as a massive faker right here at BG. Happy Camper recently again exposed J Cunty’s shibai by revealing that Callhoun never went to Punahou-  a fact I had revealed previously. Nobody here from ’79 Punahou knew of him and the Hawaii Punahou alumni records show nothing. This sad retard is no ordinary pedestrian faker, he’s top shelf. He’s got all the signature traits of serious narcissistic personality disorder. So always remember kids, buyer beware.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

lol, all the anonymous Guys kicking up a fuss about one of the only guys on here that isn’t. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yeah I saw that already. He’s posted it up numerous times. Still don’t buy it. Punahou never heard of him. Word is he’s a military brat who attended Radford high school w/ Camper.
You’re an easy target Nega. Once again, buyer beware …

deeks
deeks
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

And he’s got the shittiest attempts of humour I’ve EVER come across

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

He’ll be caught out if he’s bullshitting. Meanwhile…

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Meanwhile…ah thats part of the Colbert show…….LOL….

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

is it Bingin?

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

is this a promo for JSC’s book?

“MOST FRUSTRATING BEACHES IN THE WORLD” LIST.
READ SurfEXPLORE to find out about the least frustrating beaches in the world.
available for pre-order on AMAZON.

BTW~ completely agree…Waikiki’s awesome

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Get down there on daylight, watch the brown skinned half hawaiian wahinis in tiny little bikinis carrying logs on their heads as they walk down to the water’s edge. Who needs the girl from Ipanema when there’s about 20 of them doing it right in front of you.

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
1 year ago

brazilian girls are easier then the Waikiki wahines

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

Poverty makes you horny.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

Nannah poverty makes me horny…I’ve said too much

yipykiyaymf
yipykiyaymf
1 year ago

Tequila makes them good looking.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago
Reply to  yipykiyaymf

I had better results with cachaca or whatever it’s called.

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
1 year ago

They’ve obviously never been to the Jersey Shore in July…. Nothing is worse.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

I am currently in Punta Roca, El Salvador and these fucken rocks!!!! I will never complain about the slippery rock at Kennett River again!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago

Extremely conservative muslim beaches, Gaza beach for example.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

As an uncultured Australian I find surfing Les Culs Nus with a boner to be the most frustrating.
Xox

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

this!!!….so true.
but it does make for a nice fin for body surfing the place.

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Until you snap it off on the sand.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
1 year ago

Up early Eh?

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

Well they’ve obviously never heard of Frankston

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  deeks

Haha mate fucken hell.
Xox

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago
Reply to  deeks

More evidence this site is just full of Victorians.


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