Failed book pitches part 1.
I was, a few years ago, planning to write a whole book on the history of Eggs Benedict but the below bit is as far as I got on the pitch. I cannot remember, now, where the sex and drugs were supposed to fit.
Or why I wanted to write about Eggs Benedict.
There are a few different people who claim to be the original creator of Eggs Benedict. One of the possibles is Delmonico’s, located in New York City’s Financial District. Many credit Delmonico’s, which first opened in 1827, to be the first fine dining restaurant in America. Supposedly, Delmonico’s created the dish for Mr. and Mrs. LeGrand Benedict in the 1860s when they requested something new and not on the menu. One of Delmonico’s former chefs also published a recipe named eggs à la Benedick in 1894.
I have eaten dinner at Delmonico’s but not breakfast.
Another famous New York City location is also credited as being the possible place where Eggs Benedict was first created. Retired Wall Street stock broker Lemuel Benedict told The New Yorker in 1942 that he ordered the first Eggs Benedict in the Waldorf-Astoria in 1894 to help his hangover. His order consisted of buttered toast, bacon, poached eggs, and Hollandaise sauce. The maître d’hôtel at the Waldorf-Astoria, who had also previously worked at Delmonico’s, later changed the toast to English muffins and the bacon to its Canadian varietal.
Where do you rank Eggs B on your list of favorite breakfasts? Above or below Chilaquiles? Biscuits and gravy? An açai bowl?
What is your preferred Benny protein under the egg?
Mine is crab.
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Vegemite, sundried tomatoes and camembert. Fight me.
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I count myself a lucky man. My girlfriend makes a restaurant quality Benedict. Scratch Hollandaise, perfect eggs.
Canadian bacon myself but a random salmon once in a while works. Funky salmon though can ruin it real fast.
Huevos Rancheros with a side of bacon is my go to. The John Wayne Breakfast at Eat At Joe’s in Redondo is pretty legit too though.
True measure of a successful breakfast – decent sugar/carb/protein mix chased up with no less than two cups of filter/expresso coffee, black no sugar – is the size and magnitude of the dump shat out in about 30m~1h.
As such a safety 2h digestive window is recommended with no surfing or reproductive activities in the interim.
Caffeine and nicotine for me.
I love eggs Benedict so much that I hope to someday fuck my wife in a bathtub full of it to cure a wicked hangover .
I love it as well. I always ask for the hollandaise on the side so it doesn’t make the english muffin soggy. Lots of tobasco on top. Tapatio or Cholula would work too.
Eggs Benny is what Sheilas or soft cocks eat. A bacon and egg roll with barby sauce washed down with a cold can of Black Death is the brekky of champions
And then you load up the Esky with some Tooheys and chuck it in the Ute.
Drive down to your local beachie, put on your wettie and paddle out with Stuart, Simon, and Nigel.
Did I get it right?
Well I don’t drive a ute, don’t drink Tooheys, live on the QLD/NSW border so surf in boardies most of the year and dont have any mates of that name. Apart from that spot on
Damn. I’ll try harder next time.
Hahaha no dramas and I’m touched you tried
I adore Aussie Lingo. But it’s been awhile since I’ve been.
2 months in Margs was phenomenal.
Its a great part of the world ay
Eggs Benedict is spectacular as long as you dump everything except the Hollandaise, which should poured over a medium rare filet
Bernaise would be better .
I agree but don’t tell my deceased mother as she once explained to me that bearnaise is considered to be the child of hollandaise for reasons that continue to escape me throughout my adulthood.
Hollandaise is more an eggs and veggies thing, bearnaise is more a steak thing.
The ghost of Grandma Madeoff will slap you down after she slaps me down again! BUT I absolutely agree with you. She was very clear around the “The five French Mother Sauces” which were a staple at our table and are as follows, while Bearnaise is the child of Hollandaise:
Béchamel
Velouté
Espagnole
Tomate
Hollandaise
So we are left to wonder why Chas(the answer is crab) chose to push the BG faithful on this emotionally charged and non-surf adjacent matter? And of course, dragging up my childhood baggage from my “spoiled LA girl” mother’s culinary teachings.
Hollandaise on crab, yuck! I’d like to taste my Shellfish, especially subtle texture of crabness.
Any thoughts on flavored KY?
Heuvos rancheros man myself. Had it at dozens of breakfast joints all over the place. Bit of a ritual.
It’s nice to have a standard order, less to think about
Me too. It’s always different everywhere you go. Best one I’ve ever had was in Costa Rica.
Just had a great one in Eagle Rock
Not a Benedict fan, too rich and fancy.
Give me a classic pancake sandwich. From the bottom up: Pancake, fried eggs, bacon, pancake, butter, syrup, fist fight in the diner parking lot (optional).
W/bottomless coffee, to fuel the fight!
and then Lakey Petersons’ grandpa stole the idea and the rest is history.
A stiff Bloody Mary, coffee, and 2 glasses of water is the superlative breakfast
smoked salmon or take a hike.
Poison farmed or au natural?
Xox
YUM.
Eggs Benedict is the best.
kind of an Americanized version of croque madame sans fromage.
apart from the classic…….
lox, avocado, egg, hollandaise and a sprinkle of capers…on grilled sourdough.
You should write the book. travel the world and weave the story whilst searching for the perfect Benedict and the origins. Start with The Knights Templar
Foucault’s
PendulumBenedictYou shellfish bastard!