"Is she from the streets in USA? Go spew filth there woman, this ain’t your homeland. Arrest her and fine her heavily!"
The one-time surf star Ellie-Jean Coffey, whom we all came to know and to love through such classics as World #25 surfer turned adult entertainer Ellie-Jean Coffey tells 60 Minutes her XXX-site “empowers women”; tells fans, “I even suck on my own butt plugs in my videos”
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And, Surf star Ellie-Jean Coffey breaks up with cheating stud …
It all peaking, of course, with the follow-up
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You’ll also remember EJ’s twenty-two-year-old sis Holly-Daze debuting her own XXX site, her offerings including, “Bare pussy and topless”, “nipples poking through my top as I get into messy sucking” and “Close up on my (cat emoji) and (peach emoji) completely topless (purple devil emoji), rub it in daddy.”
A little less happy news today after it was revealed Indian social media users have bombarded Coffey with death threats and calls for her deportation after a lighthearted video she posted online was misconstrued as an act of desecration at a revered site in India — a country she has never visited.
Ellie-Jean Coffey, a 30-year-old former competitive surfer from the Gold Coast, shared the clip on Instagram earlier this month, capturing a moment of impromptu relief during a boating expedition through Western Australia’s remote Kimberley region.
In the footage, Coffey is seen squatting on the side of a small vessel with a crocodile gliding perilously close by.
“A croc almost got me,” she captioned the post, which was filmed by a companion during a nine-month journey that traced a serpentine path from the New South Wales-Queensland border to Broome on the northwestern coast.
The video quickly spiralled into an international furour.
One prominent Instagram account, Swadesiofficial, amplified the error with a caption reading, “American tourist seen pooping from boat into lake in Udaipur!” alongside the provocative query: “Can she be deported?”
The post ignited a torrent of outrage among viewers, who decried the alleged affront to cultural sanctity.
“Civic sense died here,” one commenter fumed.
Is she from the streets in USA? Go spew filth there woman, this ain’t your homeland. Arrest her and fine her heavily!”
Others invoked hypocrisy and demanded swift justice: “Imagine if an Indian does the same thing abroad”; “Deport back to Europe”; “You’re classless.”
Calls escalated to suggestions of arrest, crippling fines and even global media scrutiny from outlets like CNN and the BBC.
Coffey, who has never been to India, was stunned by the vitriol.
“I’m setting the record straight: I’m Australian; this is the Aussie outback; IT WAS NOT IN INDIA,” she wrote in a corrective caption.
In an interview with News Corp, she described the episode as a stark illustration of digital misinformation’s reach.
“I would just never do that,” she said of the fabricated accusation. “It’s so wild how fast a lie can spread online. I can’t believe it spun out of control like that.”
The backlash, she added, included harrowing threats on her life, prompting her to ignore early skeptical queries until the deluge became untenable.
“I’ve had people telling me I should be deported from India — and I’ve never even been there.”
For Coffey, the incident evokes echoes of a career already shadowed by trauma. Coffey stepped away from pro surfing after enduring years of mental and physical abuse from influential figures in the sport.
Several non-Indian commenters were quick to point out the irony,
It’s even Steven, desi folks are pooping at Wasaga Beach here in Canada – no fines were given. Why in the name of inclusion and respect to desi culture.”
“Utterly disgusting. Should have done it on the bank like the rest of em.”
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She’s wearing white sweat pants
Glad she’s got over the dark side of the surf industry. The Instagram Only Fans sewer so much more pleasant….
A lie travels halfway around the world before truth can get its boots tied.
india is a shithole, just adding to it…
poopEXPLORE
lol
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No images of Ellie-Jean Coffey in my book – not pooping, not urinating, not surfing, not performing raunchy stunts for Only Fans
You should use this to your advantage and edit the clip to show your book dropping out her arse the day you book drops.
Any shots of South Bay on Little Andaman?
There is a big chapter on India, the Andamans and the Nicobar Islands – Jarawa Point, Kumaria Point, etc on Little Andaman island and the mysterious and forbidden Nicobar Islands, off limits to anyone without an Indian passport.
Big chapter on the Andaman and Nicobar Islands in THE BOOK –
If she was American she just would have said the video was fake and made up by the lefties.
speaking of India, had a long discussion with my mid-60s-ish, Mumbai native, uber driver the other day about the pluses and minuses of arranged marriages — bottom line, first 6 months are hell, but after that surprisingly good. Or so he claimed. Butt plugs were not mentioned, curiously.
Dang… I thought it might be the other way around. Figured honey moon period then pure hell after the lust dries up and you can’t stand the person and forever hate your family for arranging it.
curious whether as time goes by they have a more relaxed take on playing the field a little bit
Mrs Madeoff has 34 yrs of marriage to discuss with you
Is that tolerated by liberals?
I guess yes if you observe the far lefts support for palestinians, who are ultra right wing and muslim conservative
am generally one of those tax hating, Israel liking, government stay out of my business kind of liberals
Circa 2000
…except that I shudder to put myself in same camp as Al ‘guess who invented the internet’ Gore
Hes a lying grub
grubs are offended by this comparison
And here I am a right leaning, atheist who hasn’t decided who is truly the bad guy in the Palestine v. Israel battle. Maybe both are bad? I also hate taxes especially today when extensions are due.
ditto re extensions, especially bitter
I’d like to hear that guttural accent use butt plug in a sentence
Dare I admit Ellie-Jean had me at buttplug?
https://thecaptain.tv/articles/bottom-bashing/
worth a read
Hadn’t even opened the article and I knew we were talking about one of the Coffey sisters. They’ve all definitely done this. Also if you haven’t shit off a boat like that have you really lived a full life?
What a cunt
Surely she knows about the bucket, right?
They even make seats that fit in em just right.
It’s a must have, a bucket list item if you will…
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WTF is wrong with you? Whatever it is, keep it up as I’m entertained!
This image is what… maybe 5 years old now?
Lost track of the time.
If only Elo was in tne pic?
Rich in irony!
That’s why it tastes metallic.
Or so I’m told.
You do realize that this sort of erotica will be the ruin of the WSL? When all these surfing women decide they can make more money defecating half naked versus surfing the best waves in the world for equal prize money… mayhem will ensue!
Soon follows an inflow of Indian subscribers asking her to set up a go-pro inside her toilet.
ELO just out of shot. Treading water with mouth open
Oh touche!
Surely floating on his back on his SUP wearing his Fearlip tee?
Father time has not treated Ellie Jean very well. She looks like Sarah Brady now.
I have simply nothing to contribute.
Xox
Every little bit helps.
I guess I could drop a few nuggets.
Xox
Bit of toilet paper could help