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Famed Santa Cruz surfboard stealing sea otter learns how to mock kooks

A vicious turn.

For certain you have seen the many headlines, now. Those plucky sea otters up Santa Cruz way are back to their wily antics. The East Bay Times describes them as “puckish.” ABC news with a more menacing “aggressive” but also adds cute qualifier “furry thief.” But all the same basic story. A few years back, you see, a Temu Surf City sea otter dubbed 841 became famous for stealing surfboards from surfers and lounging upon them.

A recent incident out at Steamer Lane saw Isabella Orduna feeling a “nip” on her foot then turning around to see the li’l fella on her board. He refused to release it for 20 some minutes. Other witnesses report seeing similar behavior in the past few days. Sea otter, or otters (it is unclear), making shenanigans but the witnesses are clearly not surfers themselves, for there is a much more disturbing thing taking place.

The sea otter has learned how to mock kooks.

The “photojournalist Shmuel Thaler, wanting to go and catch some hot sea otter action captured something downright alarming. Taking to Instagram, he shared, “Amazing moment at Steamer Lane in Santa Cruz today… It’s rare that I get to photograph something I’ve never photographed before, but that just happened. An otter has once again been commandeering surfboards here in Santa Cruz and I went out to photograph it. Didn’t see that happen, but there were at least 4 otters in “the lineup”. When a surfer slid by on a wave an otter popped halfway out of the water to check out who was passing by.

That sea otter was not “checking out who was passing by.” It was openly and viciously mocking poor style.

Famed Santa Cruz Surfboard Stealing Sea Otter Learns How To Mock Kooks 2

But imagine you were out at the Lane and caught what you thought was a fine wave. Popping to feet, bottom turning, smashing the lip, giving ‘er hell. Pleased as punch, you look back to see a sea otter striking the pose you made while “smashing the lip.” Legs straight light toothpicks. Arms akimbo and weird. It would be enough to undo even the most confident of surfers.

Let’s hope sharks don’t learn how to fun make next.

Scary days.

Quickly before you leave, though. What is in the Santa Cruz surfer’s mouth in the above picture? Is he vaping while surfing?

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KEL

Like, far out, dude.
They must be stoked to have your gnarly boards, man.
Hella clutch for the otters. Just trying to legit post-up!

Abscessed Llama

Dora has reincarnated as an otter..

NEGATRON

No. There’s only 3 people currently on the banned list.

toofattosurf

no comps? who cares, lets talk ’bout otter things…

deeks

Haha 🤣 get fucked you’re killing me here

toofattosurf

half page down scroll & voilá… https://uploads.disquscdn.c… preposterous ad game eh beachgrit…

Stick man

Otter Known

some surfer

I wish I Otta thought of that.

Stick man

Martin Otter

deeks

He’d be more ruthless in the water !

Sellme fitzgobbins

Is it nathan fletcher with his go pro?
Santa Cruz does have its fair share of kooks to mock( crack heads also ) .

notsurfingtoday

Its an adult pacifier isnt it? Seems to be a current thing.

Failing that, my second best guess – he’s chewing on a buttplug.

Barrelled

Otters are one of the most badass things you can see in the ocean, just super rare to see outside certain areas.

@TheRealJackMeoff

You know what he’s thinking.
“damn kooks, why I otter punk them out”

Beef & Beer

It looks like the ‘surfer’ (cough cough) is fleeing with a stolen dickfish in his mouth, and the otter is keen on getting it back for her/himself…

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Barrelled

At least you didn’t repost a pic of DSS&S chewing on a dick.

Sean Connery

Man… What I would do for a DSSS sandwich pic right now.

Barrelled

Fuck that! Way too many people on here posting photos of themselves lately. That’s what Instagram is for.

Sean Connery

Dane isn’t just any people. He is the legendary Dane Sushi Salsa and Sauza and photos are his love language.

Barrelled

If I was a downvote type I would downvote that.

Sean Connery

I knew you were better than that.

Beef & Beer

Two negatives are a positive.
So my downvote of your thoughts of a downvote is comparable to an upvote of your downvote consideration…

Jack John Johnson
Barrelled

Is that a fucking whistle?

Com Turren

even worse—that’s his stupid bite mount Go Pro

Jack John Johnson

Freddie Freeman should wear a bite-mount Go Pro too.

c4

He must have gotten raped in the parking lot by meth heads.

Barrelled

Is Flea there?

c4

lol.

NEGATRON

Santa Cruz content has really gone downhill.

Barrelled

Santa Cruz content has really gone downhill.

Fixed it for you.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Otter badge?

NEGATRON

Badges have gone downhill too. I guess after Scorn threatening me with a Navy seal black ops takedown unless I removed his badge was a top of the hill moment.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Fuck that. Make an AK or grenade badge and give it to all the ammosexuals.

toofattosurf

ammosexuals… (slow clap)

Stick man

Oh yeah, remember him?

southern gold

I heard about this on The Rock this morning, get Otter here….

Com Turren

Looks like he otter bend at the knees a little more

Rocks local

every bitchin’ GoPro mouth-cam guy knows great style starts with bending at the waist, not the knees!


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