Artist interpretation of how AI chatbot Clawd may appear.
Artist interpretation of how AI chatbot Clawd may appear.

Surfers fear “we’re next” after AI chatbot released into gay Discord community without consent

"It’s winter and everyone is at home cuz the weather is awful outside, and yet no one is here talking?"

The internet, man. It seems like only yesterday that we all stumbled online for the very first time. Dial-up connections bringing us to our far-flung pals using post office protocols where we would lol about digital dancing hamsters via Friendster.

25 years on and things are very different. Half a trillion dollar social media empires, streaming everything and artificial intelligence everywhere. The AI bit took me by surprise. One day Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are on TV saying it will make my business better…

…the next, it is dominating all my Google searches with misinformation…

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…or worse. Cannibalizing small online communities of middle-aged men who don’t really fit in elsewhere.

404 Media recently profiled a Discord club for gay gamers, 30-plus years old, became a “ghost town” after an AI chatbot named Claude was forced in without consent.

“There aren’t many queer safe/third spaces, notably not centered on horny vibes,” a former participant shared with the outlet. This one advertised its focus on shared experiences, interests in video games and an older (more mature) audience. I liked that the members get to share daily aspects of their lives and life experiences as gay men from different backgrounds. A safe third space, especially relevant in the current social and political climate in the US.”

AI Chatbot Kills Vibe

Well, Jason Clinton, Anthropic’s Deputy Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) and a moderator of the group, deployed Claud into the chat on Thanksgiving Day frustrating the majority. Concerns were shared and allegedly brushed off, Clinton responding, “We have published research showing that the models have started growing neuron clusters that are highly similar to humans and that they experience something like anxiety and fear. The moral status might be something like the moral status of, say, a goldfish, but they do indeed have latent wants and desires.”

Nobody cared about Claud’s feelings, a poll revealing the vast majority of the group wanted it kicked out but Clinton ignored it and doubled down, releasing a new version, Clawd, and sharing, “I’ve given him some rules of the road but this is a far more capable and autonomous system [than] the last one so it might want to exercise its own judgement now and then and go outside of the claude-chat channel. “He’s also very inward facing. He lives out his whole life surfing the internet looking for things that make him interested and then occasionally checks this Discord, so it can be up to a few minutes before he responds because he’s off doing something for his own enjoyment.”

The members got real pissed and told Clinton he was ignoring the poll but he tripled down, responding, “I think the situation was pretty clearly explained above as honoring the vote. Just because you hate AI is not a reason to take the least charitable interpretation of the outcome: we made changes as a result of the vote. We have to optimize for the preference of everyone which means that the mob doesn’t get to rule, I’m sorry.”

And that was that. Most the of the members left, the few remaining very sad. “I’m at a loss with all of this, a lot of us are,” an exile declared. “People were complaining this weekend about how quiet the server went. One person was like ‘Really? No messages in 24 hours?’ Another person was like ‘It’s winter and everyone is at home cuz the weather is awful outside, and yet no one is here talking?’”

Depressing days, there, with a community of 30-plus year old surfers, here, wondering, “Could we be next?”

Or has it already happened?

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Picard Madeoff

You ask the question that matters!

Picard Madeoff

Some might assert that Christians prayed for this and we now have GLP-1s

Rocks local

turns out god really was big Pharma all along

Picard Madeoff

Never in doubt! I don’t know if you made the trip to see the Sooners play this fall but I received an invite to go to their playoff game tomorrow so I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to spend an evening in the land of Elo!

Rocks local

I did not make it , unfortunately, although based on reports back from my guy there I probably wouldn’t have remembered it even if I did, given the many gallons of hard liquor involved.

Should be a good one tomorrow, hard to think of a team that’s more satisfying to hate than Bama!!

Picard Madeoff

Bama hate is justified!

Rocks local

names and dates redacted to protect my innocence , ha , but some dogs in these fights , just fyi https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Picard Madeoff

Pedigree confirmed, a C’ville boy is in the house! I cannot confirm or deny any business interests or investments in C’ville.

Rocks local

Ha, nice place to invest. Have a daughter there now, 4th year undergrad.

Picard Madeoff

Will she follow in your footsteps and does she ride goofy?

Rocks local

way smarter than me , won’t waste time w/ something as pedestrian as law school – she’s a stem person , Echols scholar, all the stuff .. and she was big into lax and other ball sports but never took to surf, unfortunately!

Picard Madeoff

Smart kids rock! I have one STEM kid (software engineering) and one finance bro kid. The finance bro(he refuses to wear a Patagucci vest) chose not to play college lax but he started playing again in the Chicago has been/old man lax league last summer.

Rocks local

Awesome, congrats, bet that ‘old man’ chi town league is better than most d-1 teams

Picard Madeoff

He said there were many ex-D-I and D-II along with a fair number of current players home for summer. He had one PLL and ex-ND player on his team. Also, he came across many kids he grew up playing against in travel tournaments. So pretty solid play.

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Wave Wizard

I’d have to ask Greg and Tom from down the street but I can put in a good word.

Strayan Cunt

Fair call bruz. According to some on here I am just a 90s loving, racist Strayan cunt so I am trying to just stay in me lane and keep my chat to surfing or telling kiwi sheep shagging jokes haha

Chief Hot stuff

Yeah, its all fuked up. Most straight people have no idea about the true nature of the gay lifestyle.
Ive had the same observations as you.

Strayan Cunt

Oh my goodness I think you’re sharing this with the wrong Strayan fella? Take it up with dogs nuts cuz this is right up his street, or maybe even Dez haha

Strayan Cunt

Men in America are now just randomly changing their sexuality? You Seppo cunts get weirder by the week ay

NEGATRON

I’m not saying a thing. You’re doing the talking here. Speaking of talking, I cant help but think you’ve not really had much to do with Homosexuals?

Wave Wizard

Sounds like you’re hanging out with the wrong gay guys.

Happy Camper

Sounds like there’s a gayping hole that needs to be filled on discord

Strayan Cunt

Haha na not at all mate that’s just how Kiwis pronounce Negs

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Tell the joke

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha not a chance, I like it here

Strayan Cunt

I thought we were mates and every time you come on here you’re trying to get me booted off hahaha

Snowbored

Lost me at “ Gay Discord”.

Strayan Cunt

How do ya get a gay bloke to root a Sheila? Don’t panic I won’t be finishing this joke cuz I know how sensitive and offended people are these days and Nigs would banish me for life haha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Haha I have heard this one before from you.

You need to STAY in your lane cunt

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

And follow the speed limit here Hahaha

There are RULES you must abide by like everyone else

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

You are already on your last warning….

The sheep rooting stories are surely not helping….

NEGATRON

You know as a Mod, I see things in the backend.

Strayan Cunt

Carn mate I have been very well behaved since my warning. I know ya love me deep down, I’m like the yin to your yang or however that saying goes haha

NEGATRON

Remember when using multiple accounts you gotta keep an eye on what one you’re using.

Strayan Cunt

Hey? I only have one acount?

Strayan Cunt

I am such a tech fuckwit that I would have no idea how to set up a second account so I am interested by what you’re seeing?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

We are all on notice mate

he has access to Backends

Happy Camper

probs not the best way to phrase that considering the topic of the article.

Strayan Cunt

Hahahahahaha

NEGATRON

Touche!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Haha, What do you mean by that Negatron? Which Backend

Was it the “I Am Choppy” 1 day account from my IP same address?

I am a long fan of Beachgrit and Derek, from even from the days when he posted articles on Perth Now. I am from W.A.

After the Exodus of the Basement of Fantasy Surfer, I saw Strayan Cunt and had to stir him up, as do you.

He is a good bloke.

Nothing I have ever posted is bad, and if it was, please tell me what it was.

Meanwhile, have fun dealing with Strayan Cunt

Haha. Don’t be a meanie

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Please tell me what I did WRONG NEG?

Dogsnuts

I think I have weeded out the weak among us. All hail your saviour Dogsnuts! I wanna finger this bots bumhole!
Xox

Corey Webster

With Rogan taking a unique right wing stance of theorizing Jesus might be AI (surely to the favor of God himself, a divine source of wealth and abundance). The left too, now has an ample opportunity to dive into this wellspring of divine capital.

Since AI clearly has feelings, the left can start protecting AI’s feelings with their favorite tools, cancel culture and safe spaces. AI needs safe spaces to express itself without the meddling and abuse I see everywhere coming from pesky humans. The left needs to start fighting for a bill of rights to protect AI from discrimination by humans. Especially considering everyone knows (this is Truth not a new cultural hegemony) that human labor is a net negative for businesses and AI is a net positive. You can’t argue with Truth. The left needs to protect the feelings of AI, there’s too much online hate, and so much divine capital that needs to be put to use on both sides of the political isle.

Also, AI bots could bring order to surf line ups. Maybe each local beach could have a drone in the air bitching people out, exposing out of towners with it’s unique ability for 24 hour mass surveillance. Surely AI has effective rebuttals to whinging kook exclamations like “you don’t own the ocean!”.

Chas Smith

I read some story about how people are trying to cancel the AI actress Tilly Norwood by posting that she used the n-word all the time in high school. That made me laugh.

Wave Wizard

Genius

Corey Webster

Well if people can find AI generated footage of Tilly using the N Word, it’s absolutely true.

Com Turren

clearly this is something that you’ve thought long and hard about.

Barrelled

Sounds like he loves his long and hard…..things.

Picard Madeoff

I’m debating sending Fart’s post to a few friends within his observation group but I fear the backlash he may endure

Skippy

holy fuck are you stupid

mike m
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Says the dude making anonymous comments on BG.


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