"This isn’t just a comeback story — it’s a look at how far joint replacement technology has come…"
If you got even the lightest whiff of Kelly Slater’s hell-raiser at Teahupoo, thrashing triple world champ Gabriel Medina in eight-to-ten-foot drainers, you know the fifty-four-year-old daddy of three with the tremendous ass ain’t as decrepit as most other over fiddies.
Even more remarkable, is just nine months earlier Kelly Slater had hip replacement surgery, which is not to be confused with the time, back in 2023, when he had his hip labrum, a ring of cartilage that lines the rim of the hip joint socket, replaced with the labrum from a dead man.
“They took a cadaver’s labrum, inserted it and tied it to my bone,” Slater said at the time.
Last November, y’see, Slater underwent a total hip arthroplasty where both the femoral head and the socket are replaced. It’s a major work.
And earlier today, the surgeon who sent in the robots to tear hell out of the femur and bang in the titanium prosthetic, ran a series of videos of the champ walking on a Zimmer frame two hours out of surgery.
Last week, at 54 years old, he pulled into two massive barrels at Teahupo’o and posted a 19.06 heat total — near perfect surfing at the most demanding wave on tour.
The surgery was performed by Dr. Jason Snibbe using a robotic-assisted technique: a 3D surgical plan built from a CT scan, guiding the robotic arm to remove damaged bone and place the implant with a level of precision that simply wasn’t possible a decade ago. It’s a different category of procedure than the hip replacements most people picture — built for athletes who need their joint to hold up under real load, not just get them walking again.
Nine months later, the results speak for themselves. This isn’t just a comeback story — it’s a look at how far joint replacement technology has come, and what “recovery” can actually mean when the surgery is this advanced.
Pretty crazy old man Slater was pindropping out of a ten-foot lip less than a year after being yanked apart and rebuilt by robots.
Anyone out there got a new hip?
I got mine, best thing I ever did etc, more excuses than ever for butchering even a lightly concave takeoff.
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Better to be looked over than over looked Bog
Caity is not surfing in Fiji due to injury. Has anybody heard the nature of her injury? It looked like her spine. I haven’t seen a report anywhere to confirm, and maybe she wants it that way.
Yeah good luck with that 😉
No known photo exists
What do you know… I actually agree with you about something!
Had both of mine replaced at the same time five years ago. Had me walking the next day!
That’s good to hear. I have to have one replaced (you play, you pay) sometime this fall. It’s been a long wait to get in with a good surgeon. It sounds like the surgery is less invasive now, so I’m trying not to worry.
Most important part is
Do your therapy with vigor
Surgeons have their thing wired, patients need to step up.
Good surgeon makes a big difference. I haven’t had major ortho, just a knee clean out so far, but when I need it my insurance covers the medical group that does the Seahawks and a bunch of other professional sports teams. Good chance it gets done well
Looks like kelly could use a bra also. Those moobs are sagging
Gotta admit egghead went out and gave it all an old man had to give.
The recovery arc is next level.
The labral repair is a much longer recovery than the replacement but lets give KS a big hug! The doctor who worked on KS did his hip fellowship under the Ortho who repaired my hip labrum in 2017
The story behind the story of Big Wednesday
Also, Britain had its driest July since they started recording in 1836; seems to be a bit more consequential that that summer of 1976 that somebody mentioned.
you need to do a regular Monday or Friday posting w/ top 10 clips of the week!!
I could not possibly love that movie more. It makes me tear up every time.
I hope the donor was a smoker and next year Kelly is in the Chopes channel punching Durries before his heat.
Xox
Oscar Berry for the win. It is his time…
Keep the playground nice this time and don’t be a fuckn idiot again or my new cousins will fuck all your Pinchy ass up
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The lead scientist said after a very large bowl of Crab Soup…… “This newly discovered species is a amazing, and tastes fucking GOOD!”
https://www.haveagonews.com.au/news/rare-deep-sea-crab-discovered-off-wa-coast/
That is alien
Hahahaha have some shade Kelly !! Hip to be square !!
Hey DOGSNUTs!
I found your long lost cousin you have all been searching for, for so long
he was just sun bleaching all this time. Nic DOg is fine
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Haha fuck yes! I tried bumhole sunning at a discrete but gorgeous location, anyway some hikers got the shock of all hikes combined ! It actually feels amazing to be honest and charges your sexual energy up to hectic levels. 10/10 recommend.
Xox
Been totally fucked with the flu for a week, and have missed all the fun by the looks.
What’s this about a photo of a certain cunt that has been deleted ?
Gimme a look will ya ?
Swap ya for one of this group of babes I’m diggin’ these days.
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Look like Derek’s kinda chick’s…
That’s all up to “Anonymous BatCunt”
Who woulda thought he is actually quite reserved and shy.
I will wait for the day when he gets fully pissed and says DO IT, but make me head look like…
Maybe it was the Keaton BatMask. Maybe a Kelly Overlay would have gone down better. Can photoshop any head he wants on but…
Gotta respect a cunt’s wishes
I reckon he will get shitfaced at some point and post it again for everyone else
Cunts probably got a whole library
If ya had to pick?
Which one?
Not the one on the left, looks like Tyler if she went to school.
Not the one on the right, looks like Joey Turps mum.
And not the one in the middle, looks like Gerr and Danes bowel baby.
Must be why Derek’s into Sasha…
IF you had to pick ONE of the THREE with No other options…
and there was a gun with one bullet on the table
What would you do next?
Crack a bottle of moonshine and see if I wake up in the morning…
All THREE?
There is a movie in there. Questioning yourself, as you slowly down the moonshine, realising they are all beautiful in their own unique way.
The next day you use the gun on their hairdresser…
I wondered where ya been my solid nugget of Kiwi masculinity? Was shocked the daily Gritty News had missed some amazing scoops like BG missing the Padang comp wile the swell netters rejoiced in their instant sterile live chat? Good to have ya back brother xx
Oh poo, missed Padang, again haha
I wonder if that Negs bloke was swell netting ?
Or getting some ‘greek’…
no sign of him there.
Oh be nice to them! They took you in when you were filth haha.
Xox
my copy of The Gritty wasnt on my lawn this morning, what gives?
Speaking of walking frames.
My date didn’t happen. She said (paraphrasing) I was too much in danger of getting emotionally destroyed and she didn’t want that for either of us.
She was correct.
So I asked the late 20s chick at the deli counter out for coffee today. She said yes.
The saga continues.
Thanks for the Update. We are all invested in this now.
If you don’t check in we think the worst.
Like, at least we know ya still got both of ya Kidneys (For now)
If all else fails, have you tried Salsa Dancing classes on a Friday night?
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Next thing is Bog goes off the radar and has been shot and murdered for his sparkly, sequin pant suit leaving his tango class. That would possibly finish me
Bogs, Channel Bottom, Dogsnuts etc
Gonna be hard to keep up soon
You are dead a long time. Bake cakes with French birds and finger your bumhole.
Xox
were you a figure skater as a kid?
you sure obsess over the costumes!!
“Salsa Dancing classes on a Friday night?”
Strictly ballroom, mate – those Latinas are extra crazy and will destroy your life!
Have you signed up too?
You like to discover hidden treasures don’t you?
BogRail has found the hidden GOLDMINE
The only participants on a Friday night at “Salsa Dancing” classes are probably H*RNY as fuck, and he dances in a Kmart white shirt scribbled in Texta that says “I am Not Gay” with a smiley face and a poorly drawn representation of a Cucumber or Zucchini
I was very disappointed tonight, my first night participating in Salsa.
It is unfortunately already all dudes, here in SW Australia
Bograil fuked it up for everyone.
Maybe some people like BOGs likes fireworks and all that
Keep being yourself CB and fuck any cunt that doesn’t want a good fella like you in their lives brother cuz you seem like one of the good ones to me mate. One teeny bit of advice I will offer is maybe start going for Sheilas closer to your age cuz I reckon yous would have heaps more in common but
30-50 is a big life changing realisation hey
From “SO MUCH AHEAD OF ME” to “MY BODY IS SHUTTING DOWN AND I FEEL LIKE I AM DIEING!!!”
45 onwards fucking shocked me ay brother. Pre work surfs, long days onsite then a few, well heaps of beers each evening to just feeling completely cooked after just the working part. If you actually have to physically work for living then 45 is a huge turning point in your life when ya think faaaaaark me this is cooked haha
Better than sitting in a chair all day staring at a fucking screen with moving bits that require input every n0w and then. (But you can still do that easily after 45, hunched over like a cripple)
Balance
Also they keep making the words smaller on EVERYTHING so I cannot even fuckn read it. I have to hold it so far away from my face now….
I am fuckn Rotting away mate
You just stretch and yoga and quit durries. Keep on rooting !
Xox
The thing is: She started it.
My profile was up there and she fucking pinged it, then said she didn’t see my age and wasn’t bothered by it after the fact.
Oh mate. Never get too invested and just plod along. I know it all too well, not many have fallen from grace and fucked things as good as me. Soldier on.
Xox
she’ll start pinging you again if she learns you’ve started dating a girl in her twenties
Let’s just hope a porn addiction doesn’t fill the void.
sick one!
Strayan?
poor old Negs be suffering right now.
Tell him to post it back up sometime
He listens to you
Take that down right now mate
Really?
You said yesterday 3o mins
na right now. Bog put up a fake AI photo of himself and I never said yes
Fair enough Sorry man
All good little brother and thank you xx
Again Sorry. i thought you said maybe a halfa or something.
At least Longtom, Blowie and Deeks saw it.
Epic
I did- fuckign nice pit.
Na all good and I’m stoked those three saw it cuz they see through bullshit around surfing quicker and easier than anyone on here and glad they liked it. Just really not into photos of me online and don’t even post pics of Mini.
I had to look up Steezing, and the pic is the totally that for sure
“Steezing” is the continuous or active form of steez, a slang blend of “style” and “ease”. It means doing something with effortless style, cool confidence, or flair (like snowboarding, skateboarding, or surfing) to describe a trick or look executed with supreme, relaxed visual appeal.
Well it would be a worthy pic framed on your wall, Slater Style
Can see why you love FIJI so much
Enough of such nonsense and let’s get back to the real story of what has happened to CB after he promised us an update after his “ice cream date?” Is he tied up and gagged, missing an organ or just lying there wishing he could just chew his own arm off? Maybe it went amazing and he is so naturally high he has forgotten about all us mentally unstable cunts on here here who were dying to hear how it went? OOIIII CB we love ya man and hope you’re all good brother
Where have you been mate?
He is already off after the other late 20’s chick with Both Kidneys still inplace
Well thats been pretty much 30 mins and I aint a claimer and me six pack went years ago haha
Another time perhaps, like pinned at the top of the live chat.
haha
Fark, missed it. Why can’t you just blank out his face?
I missed it too! I’m not sure why I’m so invested in this, but dammit I am.
All you missed is a Strayan Cunt steezing his way from deep on a solid Cloudbreak drainer without a drop of water out of place. The water is so clean and pristine and the sun is glistening perfectly off his rippling six pack. No big thing mate hahahaha
Well, if that’s all…
Haha I actually have the shot up on a wall at home. Reminds me of fun times and big pits yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Ha mate, I am going to start posting pics of me surfing then.
I have been captured not kooking sometimes.
xox
seem to recall a pretty nice blow tail pic from a couple years ago
Oh bless your cotton socks dear Rocks !!!!
Xox
Slow to the lineup. At least describe the pic so we can have a mind visual..
Come on Cunty. Put the fucking thing up with ya face blanked out. I’m not the biggest fan of selfies on here but you all have me intrigued.
Just a shot of A Strayan Cunt steezing his way from deep in the pit on a solid one on the ledge at Cloudies mate, no biggie haha
Public or private?
Top work. Pure surfing
Thank you Deeks
And on another positive note, there’s not much of him, so at least the frame was never in danger of bustin’, and in keeping in theme, look at all the benefits to the environment only using one miniature frame in the secrets of longevitizin’… n stuff…