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Great White attack

“Very high chance of shark attack” Perth beaches to remain unsafe for weeks after whale stranding

"Those sharks want to eat and they know the beach is the place to feed."

The death of a happy whale is always a terribly sad event and Western Australians gathered en masse to pay their respects to the forty-foot Humpback that washed ashore on Perth’s shores five days ago.

Large Great White sharks, fifteen feet long or so and with the girth of elephants, were quickly on the scene with at least one expert theorising the White that ate a swimmer whole at nearby Sorrento ten days earlier, thrashing the unfortunate soul to and fro in front of shocked onlookers, was among the sharks feeding on the corpse.

So many Great Whites, as one Perth surfer explained, that it was hitherto unseen in modern history.

It’ll be nostalgic explaining to our kids and grandkids what it was like growing up in WA when we had such a strong beach and surf culture. It’ll be hard for them to imagine what life was like before the imbalance changed everything.

Important to note that Perth beaches will now remain unsafe for weeks due to something called leeching, the whale’s oil seeping into the sand and water thereby making it an attractive proposition for the Great White shark which, as we know, is a protected species and has only one predator, the formidable Orca.

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As BeachGrit fav Joel Nancarrow puts it:

Just a tip for those over in WA!!!!!!

Who ever decided to leave that whale on the sand for days needs to wake up to themselves.

Hopefully it’s been put out there over the radios and tv already but that whale would have been leaking oil into the sand the whole time it was there.

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It would have leeched down for meters, that sand will be full of oil now for weeks at a minimum, those sharks will be able to smell it and know there is/was an easy feed on that beach. There is now an burley trail running 24/7 from the sand and the beach needs to be CLOSED to swimmers for a month minimum, unless they are going to get a truck of degreaser in and dump it in the sand, that oil is thick and sticks to everything.

EDIT!!!!! Be careful on beaches in the area as well, those sharks want to eat and they know the beach is the place to feed. VERY HIGH chance of an attack in that area and beaches in the vicinity over the next few weeks, those sharks are honed in on the beach and know there’s food there!!!!!

The removal of the whale turned into a bit of a hell-show. A day-long effort to shift it failed for lack of the right equipment. It was finally trucked off more than three days after it washed ashore, headed for landfill at Red Hill having lost enough fluid to drop to about eighteen tonnes from thirty-one, about forty percent of its starting mass.

That’s a lot of pimp juice in da sand.

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Rocks local

Not sure if it’s the new platform , but getting ads for ge foam insulation and Adam and Eve sex toy stores – which may be related to each other. Still trying to figure out how.

Jack John Johnson

Are you a WNBA fan? It could also be Tyler.

Mike

The whale oil will float on water and can’t get down a couple meters unless it was on a dune of dry sand.
The blood is a different story but both should degrade quick.

Last edited 27 days ago by Mike
Mike

Now do I have 2 accounts under the same email and soon to be a total glitch fest?

Strayan Cunt

I just posted a comment about AI and instead of just putting it up it said it was under review and now canned and I have just received a message telling me my Avatar comes from a website I used on me email. Hahahaha we are all completely fucked due to a country that claims to be all about free speech. Onyas ya seppo cunts yeeeeeeeeeeew

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Dude, there was all this shit this morning on the news about Tump an Elon getting back together. From multiple sources….

EVERYTHINg is GONE. Never existed…

Google now controls my internet history.

I really don;t give a fuck, but I read all those articles this morning, and everything has vanished into thin air now hey….

What the FUCK?

Is Going ON?

Last edited 27 days ago by I am a Crayfish Popsicle
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

If they can take my Internet History selectively from me today away, they can get fucked. I know what I read this morning..

Strayan Cunt

Cunt my phone randomly updated itself last night like I said on the other thread and now I can’t even watch porn. What the fuck is actually happening

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

We are all compromised man. Even a blind fool saw it all coming.

It is too late now…

Just Cook with what is left in the cupboard

Or maybe there is a chance where humans, at the top of the evolutionary chain, sit here on what we named the planet “Earth” can chill out for a bit.

I am totally disgusted at the way “MOST” of us turn out

You can’t take it with you

But you can leave something better behind..

Strayan Cunt

It’s fucking wild and I’m far from a tech nerd or a conspiracy theorist but have seen enough just fiddling around with all the new stuff needed to comment on here how fucked we truly all are.

The comment I put up on here earlier about AI was completely harmless and funny and yet it decided it needed checkin and stopped it within minutes. Worlds fucked so lets just laugh about it as we are forcibly ejected for no reason hahaha

Sofa Surfer

I can see your AI summary comment. Apparently, you cleared whatever screening is in place.

Keith Grace

I arrive here/back with my tinfoil hat on tightly. After about 5 failed attempts over 2 weeks or so, and using the same exact “log-in” suddenly I am able to comment and even have my Chewie picture back. What is going on here?

Jack John Johnson

Everything and nothing, all at the same time.

LIVE LIKE FOTO

The Lord is sending you message.

Mike

Glad to be of service

Barrelled

Maybe AI is afraid of you for referring to it as a him. More likely, this discount thing recognized that you copied and pasted directly from Chat GPT.

Rocks local

Your AI comment is below. Although it missed the golf loving conspiracy theorist angle on your bio so not sure I trust it.

Strayan Cunt

With a few days off and me fear of AI rising I thought I would ask him a simple question and gauge his response. My question was who is Strayan Cunt on Beachgrit and this is what he came back with

Here is what defines his presence on the platform:

  • Identity & Tone: He is an Australian commenter who embraces a highly satirical, raw, and characteristically “Aussie” style of communication. As he explained to another user on the site, his username leans into the classic Australian colloquialism where the word is used casually among peers.[1]
  • Community Presence: He is a staple of BeachGrit’s event live chats (such as the World Surf League event threads for the Tahiti Pro and Margaret River Pro), where he regularly banters with other well-known site regulars like Sofa Surfer, Negatron, and I am a Crayfish Popsicle. [1, 2, 3]
  • Content: His posts typically mix direct commentary on professional surfing, nostalgic surf anecdotes, explicit humor, and lighthearted trolling of other users

Hahahaha fucking hell if the dumb cunt reckons I regularly banter with Negatron then we’re all properly fucked and I’m gunna start digging a nuclear fallout bunker in me backyard tomorrow!!

Sofa Surfer

I’m a “well-known site regular” now. I’m not sure whether to feel embarrassed or proud.

Stick man

So fa soo good.

Strayan Cunt

Good to see ya brother

LIVE LIKE FOTO

Cautious maybe.

Sofa Surfer

That would be prudent.

Strayan Cunt

You need more lessons on how to be a proper cunt Sofa and then you will never feel embarrassed ever again mate

deeks

I’m liking this format now…well done Derek’s cousin. Bravo.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I thought it was his nephew

deek
deeks

Where’s Barny ? I need my link fix for the day .

Sofa Surfer

He popped in a couple days ago. Hopefully, he’ll be back soon.

pipspuss

Oi ya bunch of bogan roo fuckin cunts(Strayan learned me that)
I think I’ve earned my PhD trying to figure this out, and a Vaer.

Strayan Cunt

So I call yous lot seppos and some of ya fully crack the shits but you reckon it’s alright to call us bogan roo fuckin cunts? How fucking dare you dickhead!!!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Way too fuckn hard to catch as well mate!

pipspuss

Just using the words that I was taught by the master😉

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

If Roger was still with us you would be a proper fucked Cunt!

Nobody would even think about Roo Fucking. You are mixing up Aussies with Kiwis

roo
pipspuss

I’m gonna have to find Strayans comment to me. It may have included more adjectives

Strayan Cunt

Well in that case mate never say bunch of and say pack of instead, its like saying look at that herd of sheep over there I bet the Kiwis have all got full chubs over em. It is ALWAYS a pack of absolute fucked cunts. I can see as well as lovely Sofa I’m gunna have to give all of you seppo wankers lessons on how to speak proper Strayan haha

Last edited 28 days ago by Strayan Cunt
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Bunch is fine mate

In use “Just take a fuckn look at this fuckn “bunch/mob/pack” of dickheads over there CUNT

All 3 are fine

Strayan Cunt

Maybe different over there in in the middle of nowhere but its always a pack of dickheads in these parts dickhead hahaha

Strayan Cunt

Look whose back cunts. Yeh lovely little Negapet, so stop with all the downvotes or I’m throwing all me toys out the pram, and taking me ball home in a proper sook!!!

BograilCutback

I honestly don’t know how I got my OG avatar and the fact that you figured out how to change your avatar before me has me spewing

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

That is honestly as embarrassing as my home made bean Salsa. Which I decided to rename to a Vegan Chilli….

Was not my expectation

easy-black-bean-salsa-recipe-3
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I obviously fucked up by cooking it all too long, cause the beans where too hard,

Came out kinda like a chilli but without meat.Ended up looking like diarrhoea to be honest.

Still goes hard on the Corn chips with melted cheese though.

And in a wrap with some white rice.

I have been to the toilet 7 times since last night…..AUTHENTIC

Last edited 28 days ago by I am a Crayfish Popsicle
BograilCutback

Toilet ocupado

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

So many beans. Then all the red chilles, Jalepenos and cayenne pepper(and a pinch of MSG)

Human Fuel injection cleaner

Tastes good but

deeks

Are you a hand model IRL

1000030068
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

That was my expectation

Ended up with Burning Bean shits.

I have a second chance

In a week when I am finished with this crap, I will try again….

What would you cook with the rest of my “Mexican runs”

Pics coming

Mike

All that wackin lotion keeps them hands nice!

LIVE LIKE FOTO

Boil the beans longer ?

Strayan Cunt

I just went to that Gravatar joint like the fellas on here told me too and Mini took it from there. She loved that I’ve gone back to me original name hahaha

Sofa Surfer

The pint-sized IT department to the rescue.

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha yeh but growing up very fast fast mate, she is nearly as tall as her Nan now!! Scary times incoming haha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

What is worse with all the targeted downvotes, is some cunts are upvoting Pinchy….

How many account have you already made PinchPup?

You’ll never escape the cunt mate.

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha honestly I don’t give a fuck mate and post what I want cuz I have a heap of shit in me head and a very large gob/fingers haha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

haha that’s it

Pinchy should have a voice like everyone else, Freedom of Speech etc.

But just ONE voice at a time would be nice PINCHY!

Strayan Cunt

At least Pinchy is now the mum of a rub n tug worker so life has really picked up for him since we first crossed paths with him. Mindy’s mum usually works the early quiet shifts too when its just the proper old seedy cunts going in so he must give a ripper of a hand job too which is good to know haha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Well being a 6″4 Blackbelt Snowboading champion who pays his 30 man crew in cash every Friday was obviously not working out for Scum.

HRT was inevitable

Mindys mummy

I have little doggy like yours, we call her ming ming. She rascal, hee hee.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

If there’s an attack in this area in the next few weeks, seems to me there would be a reasonable argument the council (or is it state government responsibility?) are negligent for failing to remove the whale for 5 days.

Strayan Cunt

We had that one down here at Potty that the retards just buried on the beach but thankfully everyone survived it. The amount we all pay in rates couldn’t the cunts just take it a few Ks offshore and drop it?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

It was reported by a Whale sighting tour days before apparently. Winds changed and it floated in 10K overnight.

Any fisherman knows what a berley trail does right?

Instead of getting a boat, with a small crew to tow the fuckn thing out further resulted in

“Tide, swell and wind studies….” Cost analysis.

“It would just disintegrate into smaller chunks (which would get eaten) if we tried towing it further out……”

What a fuck up

Beaches where perfect this morning, but closed.

Too bad

Mike

The Seppo whale removal plan when you were a wee grom.

Barnycle

Absolutely classic stuff.

I was telling an old timer, who squats on the shoreline of my local beach, about this video yesterday. After seeing the car at the end, I may have undersold how stupid their planning was.

Imagine losing your Ma to a 50lb/25kg piece of whale meat that travelled a kilometer to kill her. Nobody would ever believe you. Just as well that nobody died as the truth would be stranger than fiction.

Last edited 27 days ago by Barnycle
Mike

I think it deserves a special docu remake with interviews and reenactments!

Strayan Cunt

Dez I’m such fan of your writing I’m gunna purchase and read one of your books. Is there one you would recommend specifically or would all of em be up me alley ya reckon bruz?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

You DO remember what a “Book” is don’t you?

One of those things you hated back in highschool.

Remember that there are fuck all interesting pictures and they can be quite THICK

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha yeh but I don’t mind a good book now and I really enjoy the style Dezza writes in. I just can’t stand cunts like that Shakespeare fella and the poncey way he writes, I can’t understand a word of it

Last edited 28 days ago by Strayan Cunt
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

It would be interesting to read one for sure, especially when he is not baiting with innuendos, and the B&W print becomes 50 shades of grey ahaha, and he is being more serious.

What was it Sam McIntosh the other day said in that podcast, “He is a fuckn literary genius” Or something. I think Beefy posted it.

No doubt about it

Strayan Cunt

Mate his writing is fucking epic. It’s proper Strayan in its no fucks given attitude but he also gets away with it cuz of his use of words and the charm that comes through it if that makes any sense? I’m a bit of a dumb cunt with stuff like this but I reckon you can pick up what I’m putting down?

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Pretty sure that he is well known and respected, and like everyone says, BeachGrit is just a hobby for him, just like surfing.

He is a Perth cunt too haha. I remember reading an article, I mentioned it a long time ago, in Fairfax media (WA TODAY) I think.

It was about a piece of furniture he bought. A designer chair. At the end I couldn’t believe I read it all, about a fuckn shit chair

Got sucked in..

Hahahah

Strayan Cunt

Oh hes fucking good mate. Its like in these comments he mentions that road that Jack was driving on was one of the purdiest chords of bitumen in the world and I dont have a clue what hes on about but still love it.

I’m just assuming that purdiest means pert like a cracking set of boobs so that road is really hilly and up and down? Sounds fucking heaps better when he says it though

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

For sure

Pisspuss also mentioned “Adjectives”

They are not “Ad” injections… They are “Describing Words” to help you with understanding NOUNS

Only Joking cunt.

My IQ is well under 137

Strayan Cunt

Hahaha yeh well I looked back into that and found the score and it was actually 87. I reckon cuz me favourite two numbers are 3 and 7 I may have just got a little carried away. Still better than average which may surprise some people haha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

It is the 1000km long road where you need a convertible, with good company, and just keep drive on the edge…

Ocean on one side, land on the other.

I will never ever get to do it.

So FUCK YEAH JACK!

YOU NEGATIVE CUNT

Strayan Cunt

Im not being negative mate I just didn’t understand what that word meant and Ive heard its an epic drive

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Sorry man. Jack Me Off is the NEGATIVE CUNT. And is now being a POSITIVE CUNT all of a sudden!

He is the Grouch!

With so many cunts around, It does get confusing.

Sofa Surfer

I thought by purdiest he meant prettiest. The PCH is a gorgeous drive, as is the 101 on the coast of Oregon and Washington.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

He is just playing the fool and the word rhymes with “Perkiest” he has an IQ of 137 FFS

Who wouldn’t love to go to the USA and just DRIVE the whole country. It would be awesome

I have seen so many movies. Looks kinda Scary too in some places. There are a LOT of big gaps of nothing here in OZ.

The cheap Diners and Food Trucks. Here a Food truck is $25 bucks for a baked fuckn potato…

Get rid of Trump first and lower the fuel prices or that will never be possible in the future

Last edited 28 days ago by I am a Crayfish Popsicle
Strayan Cunt

Don’t fear Donny, he is a jenius and just draining the swamp before he makes the world great again hahaha

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

He drained the re-election pool

twice now

or is it the reflection pool

I dunno, but Musky is back to help again out of nowhere and now works for the Pentagon….

And there is no freedom of speech

I looked at stuff this morning which showed Trump and Musk together…

ALL GONE from Google History…

We are so fucked

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

“It’s all Compuda”

dick
Strayan Cunt

Hahahaahaha. Just for shits and giggles what is everyone’s funniest Donny moment? I have two I have to tell cuz theres just so many. The first was that Trump Gaza vid he released with those glorious massive gold Trump statues and dear old Elon happily munching away on falafel. With everything thats happened its just insane but even back then I was like what the fuck cunt haha.

My absolute favourite though was when on our old forum one of me Seppo mates said fuck me my country just died, Donny and Elon are on the White House lawns flogging Teslas we are truly fucked hahahahahaha.Hey I love all me dear Seppo mates and yous all seem very normal and intelligent but fuck me the majority of of your fellow countrymen must be some of the dumbest and most gullible cunts on the planet.

Fuck it we’re all heading for oblivion caused by em but in true and proper Strayan spirit yous have to keep laughing as you’re thrown out the pub doors ay haha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

toofattosurf

hmmm falafel…

Griff's favourite crystal

don’t you mean “genius”

Mike

You guys need to get off your asses and do some drilling.

Strayan Cunt

Thank you Sofa and it looks wonderful, I have just never heard that word before mate

LIVE LIKE FOTO

Read ” In Search of Capt. Zero” written by Allen Weisbecker.

Barnycle

Seconded. I enjoyed the audiobook, but I enjoy any book that’s about a road trip through rural, tropical areas.

Jack John Johnson

Hairy Dooma Pickle

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Last edited 28 days ago by Jack John Johnson
@TheRealJackMeoff

Cruising the sharky coast today on one of the worlds most iconic roads,
The Pacific Coast Highway.
It is what The Great Ocean Road must be like to you Aussies.
Surf was good too, alot of spots going off with little to no takers, like this little gem.
All in all a great drive down the coast.

1000049706
@TheRealJackMeoff

Truth.

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Barnycle

Same. After reading Richard Feynman’s autobiography I’ll be making a stop at Esalen if I ever go back there. Drove by it the first time without knowing, and stopped the second time to take photos, but wasn’t allowed past the gate.

I paid $5 a gallon for gas in Big Sur, but I guess you aussies have been paying those prices for 30 years now.

LIVE LIKE FOTO

What section cayucas -Big Sur/Monterey through 3mile past Scotts creek to Pacifica ? Ano Nuevo garuns.

Last edited 28 days ago by LIVE LIKE FOTO
JSC

Stop blowing up secret spots!

Jack John Johnson

🫶🏼

@TheRealJackMeoff

All of it.
Was great conditions and waves all the way down the coast.

1000049992
@TheRealJackMeoff

It truly is a glorious coastline, especially when the weather plays nice.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Dude I have the exact same camera.(Not joking) Where are you still getting the film from?

cp82.pack
Sean Connery

lol

@TheRealJackMeoff

Super grainy pixelation to make it look vintage is all the rage nowadays…

Sean Connery

Good time of year for that drive.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Unreal weather up and down the whole state. Nice to get it while I am here.

Mindys mummy

Whale was good for making many product
Soap
Candle
Fuel
Perfume
Umbrella
Japanese food.
And now good for make beach business close.
Happy ending business never close.

deeks

You know what they’re doin here don’t ya punchdrunk.
They’re trying to psychologizzize you with upvotes so you calm the farm of downvoting. Rebell!
Post some memes up ya lazy cunt.

Last edited 28 days ago by deeks
I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Haahahha, Upvoted!

Upvotes are now Downvotes.

Hope you survived the EarthQuake Deeks

Mindys mummy

Im mindys mum but i dont wnt use real name., i just find beachgrit when lonely surfer take shower and me and mindy look at his phone. We see some illegal stuf too. Very sad.


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