"How lucky I am to be able to wake you up with a kiss, hold your hand. I love you with all my heart."
In the American winter of 2015, the Brazilian Adriano De Souza, who stands five feet and just one inch tall, mounted a wonderful and brave charge to win the Pipeline Masters and the world title. When you saw his trembling little lips, it made you want to put a biscuit in his mouth and peck away the crumbs.
Although Adriano’s glory was taken away at his moment of triumph, it mattered little to the reigning world champ when he married the model “broodingly pretty” Patricia Eicke in front of myriad celebrities including triple world champ Gabriel Media. Squadrons of white balloons were loosed into the Florianópolis sky.
Now, and ten years later, unlikely elite cocksmith Adriano is taking his second wife!
Giovanna Búrigo is a physician with a postgraduate degree in dermatology. She is also mammy to hers and Adriano’s lil two-year-old man aptly named Romeo after Shakespeare’s famous romantic whose all-consuming passion for Juliet became the archetype of youthful, romantic devotion that defies societal and family barriers.
Giovanna posted, Thank you Lord for this wonderful and blessed day. Everything was perfect, more than we could have imagined and asked for.
The pair officially married on October 3, 2026, in a ceremony at the Basílica Santuário Sagrado Coração Misericordioso de Jesus in Içara, Santa Catarina, Brazil, little Adriano posting simply,
Treasure these moments in your heart because love has only just begun.
Is Adriano the world’s most unlikely cocksmith, yes or yes?
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Am I allowed to post here without the Ugg Boot of Moderation of my neck?
Shes quite handsome
If she’s not crazy he is lucky, she’s smart pretty and a doctor with very high paying sub-specialty. Scored good for him
I must ask you a genuine question RPNP as you seem to make a lot of comments that involve finance, and financial things.
Is everything in your life, everything you do, and every decision you make based on money, the quantity of it you do have, and could have, or not have, etc etc ?
Do you base everything around it, and/or lack of it ?
Do you see it as the marker of success, and of a life lived successfully ?
Honestly, I’m very intrigued…
I thought all Seppos were driven by coin and it was just the American way brother?
Last I checked we all need money to survive
I won’t answer for him, but us westerners have been completely shaped and formed, by our education and our media (movies, tv, magazines and newspapers), to place these values on how much money you’re worth to society. Not to your nuclear family, to extended family or to your community. The wider society.
So it’s not unusual, in any way, for him to think like this. Liberalism is popular all around the world, because it allows for individual freedoms, except in countries that successfully repress this. Propaganda works, and it works well; especially in the one country that did it best. No other country has ever convinced people so successfully to fight against their best interests, especially when they were already on track to freedom from repression. They turned that shit around real quick, as soon as they saw what was happening post -war.
I know what ya mean
But must disagree that ALL westerners are so brainwashed…
Only those who CHOOSE to drink the mind cleaning fluid, and then let it rule their every move till death (and even beyond).
What is this mind cleaning fluid you speak of and where can I get some?
Not quite sure what it is exactly as I only had a small sip many years ago, but spit it out.
Though I do know that it’s readily available any place that bases life decisions around financial goals, the OooEssAyy has plenty apparently…
Total Crock…
Yeah man fair question, thanks for asking.
Right after I was born my parents bought a house in an affluent neighborhood. But they never got along with anybody or made friends. All people, you see, who have money are assholes and scumbags and shallow. My dad constantly told us what a soulful working class dude he was. Even though he had a high level profession, he worked very little. I figured out later on that this was all cover so that he could drink and sit in front of the television or drink and potter around his garden. Wallow in depression and alcoholism.
Money was fucked when we were kids. I remember being maybe 8 or 9 years old and asking my mom if I could have a $0.25 candy bar in the grocery store. With tears wailing in her eyes she quiet yelled at me all you do is take and take and take. Do you understand that we don’t have money and we’re going to have to live in the car or on the street. You know plenty of stuff like that in all different formats from all different angles.
But I grew up around people who were enterprising and socialized well and we’re pretty nice and decent people. I married into a family could not be more stabley upper middle class. And I learned a whole bunch of shit, primary of all that my old man was an alcoholic coward for barely taking care of us when he absolutely had the means because he wanted to sit around and drink everyday instead of putting in a little bit more effort for the family.
I decided that’s not how I’m going to run my life. I let go of my money is some kind of poisonous allergy that makes shitty people nonsense mindset that had been drilled into me. What money is to me is security. There are absolutely no guarantees in life. But there’s also no question that statistically having strong financial security insulates you from a very long list of negative life outcomes. I decided I was going to buckle down and be smart and put my family and future generations into a place where they have less chance of washing down the shitter like a couple of my sisters have.
I’m a smart guy. That was a fucked up kid and they kept testing my IQ trying to hold me back and I never scored under 151 in three tests. I’m not a grinding worker but I figured out that I’m clever enough to put in the time to figure out how to be wise. I greatly admire people who have stronger qualities than me, and particularly women. I’m attracted to that. It’s a women’s world and there’s no reason for them not to get out there and get after it if they want to. I married someone who is consemately hard-working and square and level. Not an easy person, but a good person at her core who is on a common mission with me In everything that’s important to us in life.
The two of us together coming from not a lot of backing, but a lot of good moral support and knowledge transfer in her case, have achieved a lot of goals while still having a happy and strong marriage. I started working real jobs when I was 14 years old down in a trench chasing a backhoe with a shovel. Dishwashing, distributing flyers, telemarketing, pulling graveyard shifts at the local gas station when I was 17 in my senior year of college. There’s dignity in that kind of work, but it’s also fucking hard and grinds you down. I deeply appreciate my current quality of life. It is a dog eat dog world in the United States that doesn’t give a fuck if you die of cancer because you can’t pay for it, times a thousand other things just about like that. I wish society was different but I know it’s not going to change cuz I wish that, and I’m going to swim as hard as I fucking can to stay above the high tide line.
I don’t like ostentation or money for its own sake. You’re not going to see me in a Rolex or a $150 black T-shirt or any other status nonsense. But high financial security at a relatively young age has allowed me to let go of All the fear anger uncertainty and bad shit that dominated my younger years.
So yeah, if she’s a cool person a chick like the one Adriano married is I think a phenomenal choice. I bet she’s not stupid, and I bet she’s not boring, and I bet she’s got a lot of grit and determination. I know she would make me a lot happier than some ditzy hottie or a ride or die unquestioning cheering section for whatever stupid decision I might choose to make at any given time.
So yeah, I’m a little bit Evangelical about making smart partner choices, capital preservation, delaying gratification in the categories that really make a difference. Admittedly a lot of it is driven by a kind of fear and trauma that my my alcoholic and or abusive dad brainwashed into me. But all things being equal, I don’t see money is evil, I see it as stability.
Seems we’re quite similar in some respects, in that from your reply I gather you’re more like my parents than me so I had the basics fairly easy but future responsibility was drummed into me from an early age to never pay rent and end up like uncle such n such, so after being a bum for a while, to the shame of my parents, as soon as my daughter was born when I was 28 I got into buying and selling (mainly bare) land and a few houses too, as security for my kid and not wanting to have more kids so I didn’t have to get a whole bunch of houses, but can subdivide my land
Kind of half way between you and ya old man, possibly cos NZ is easier to cruise in and still have a quality life style.
At least WAS…
Good on ya for putting your family first. New Zealand seems like a fantastic place, you’re lucky to have been born there!
Solid post! I swung a hammer for eight summers through HS and college to pay my way to the promise land. Spent 4 yrs after college ski bumming before going heavy into Wall Street then turned down big money and a corner office in lower Manhattan for a lifestyle and balanced life with family. No regrets…. and I learned that not all “rich folks” are assholes. But most people who swing hammers are more inclined to be assholes than rich folks.
never thought id read a comm that long ’til the end… ya mind seem to be in right place, upvote…
Uuhhhh
So you say he’s “taking his second wife”, but no mention of divorcing a first one.
So does that mean he’s a Muslim ?
Or a Mormon ?
And at 5’1″ will he become (or is he already) Brazil’s top Angus Young surfing stunt double ?
Sooo many questions unanswered…
Mormons are great. I always prefered them to other surfers growing up because even though they were pests in the line up I knew once the clock hit high noon on 18yrs old they would have to go on their “mission” and wouldn’t be bothering me in the line up anymore. Then when they do come back they will pop out like 6 kids in short time which also keeps them out of the water.
Yeah that chick’s not getting into plural marriage. She’s a grade top 1% marriable material
So I’m an uneducated, dumb cunt but apparently Old Donny is fuming at Norway for not giving him and America The Nobel Piece Prize?
Now this is the way my tiny brain sees things at the moment. Donny starts a completely uncalled for war with Iran that he thinks will be over in two days but that instead just keeps going with no end in sight and has completely buckled the world economy. He claims to have won many times and that Iran is begging for a deal but they just seem to be ramping up their efforts.
Due to the extreme prices of fuel he has now turned to his bum chum Vlad to help him out, which has has fucked off Zelenksky and the rest of Europe as now he is basically funding Russias war on the Ukraine. A war funnily enough he said he could end with a cuppla phone calls.
We all still have absolutely no idea why the ranga cunt invaded Iran in the first place and he doesn’t seem willing to ever give us one. Again this is just my uneducated take on what’s happening and would love Otto, Happy or Bexy to chime in and tell us all what is really happening
Just to add to this cuz I seem to be one of the only cunts down here who actually asks questions rather than giving answers, how do all my dear seppo mates on here feel about the current going ons?
Yous voted in Donny to make you all great again, without a flying fuck about the rest of us so how do you all reckon it’s going? America has inflicted financial carnage on the rest of the world but are you all now sitting there thinking fuck me this cunt has made us great again? Are you all revelling in your new found personal wealth?
I may have to call off my romantic and wholesome family holiday cuz of financial constraints but as long as my dear Seppo mates are feeling “great” again it will certainly help ease the pain xx
Trump is a ludicrous fraud, a disgusting racist and a lying grifter sack of shit and always was – I NEVER voted for Trump for anything and never would.
Trump saying “Ukraine needs a new President” is exactly backwards – the United States needs a new President and could do much worse than a man of sound judgement and personal integrity as national hero Zelensky is regarded in Ukraine.
As someone old enough to know, the USA was a much better country under both Bill Clinton and Barry Obama, even George W Bush was a better President than Donald Trump.
History will judge Trump as one of, if not the single worst President the US has ever had.
Mate… Don’t bundle us all together. Mike, Happy, and Otto voted for him and Chief Hot Stuff printed out a ballot in Sydney and sent it via telegram so he could feel like he voted for him. The rest of us didn’t.
Gwen too. But she changed her mind.
I’m solo I guess since the others are MIA.
Yes for all you pussys that didn’t get any balls or brains and vote libtard every cycle. Not going to war is the safest way to not get your objectives met.
Lol. You guys flip flop more than pancakes at a waffle house. If the dems did anything frumpy is doing you guys would be up in arms and you know it.
Try researching Clean Break Memo and The Greater Israel Project. Then consider Orange Man was getting balls deep at Jeff’s Island and was probably told his pedo tape would be released unless he played ball.
Something of that nature… 1,000%
Another delusional
We all know Mindy puts a blindfold on her clients, sneaks out of the room, and then wheels her great grandmother silently into the room to perform her ageless talents.
Only to come back 3 minutes later to remove the blindfold with a smile…
Card OR Cash?
NO MORE CREDIT for YOU
Cocksmith:
The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, “cocks” and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
That’s a very strict interpretation.
Strict! Ooh lala
That wild attributive noun needed a clear disciplined definition🍆🥕🥒😅
Thank you sir may I have another!
I heard a Pro Ho say one time Adriono’s Buto is like a thimble. Tiny Buto. That must be frustrating for the Macho Man that he is.
Best wishes to the lovely couple.
Don’t we all wish life could be Swedish magazines?
Did you’ll hear the one about the kid who wanted to be an actor out in Hollywood, but had no talent? He got his daddy to finance and create a movie studio, and made a movie for him to star in.
Flyboys. Total garbage; big losses.
But that little train kept on choo choo’n.
Now, just a couple decades later, a merger has put Ellison in charge of not just a massive part of Hollywood, but of the wider media industry.
He now has control over CBS, CNN, HBO and channels like MTV, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. All of Paramount studios and the fabled Warner Bros. Not bad for a failed, shit actor.
In Australia, Skydance now owns Network Ten and the Warner Bros. Movie World theme park.
Ellison didn’t give up his acting career after Flyboys, but the movie is an ignominious high point of his on-screen career. He later starred in a sex comedy called Hole in One.
Hole in One? Maybe a new person to take on the wozzle. The Epstein class will have a field day with our sunny, beachy vibe.
They’ve made garbage for years. Maybe the double garbage merge will open the door for an upstart.
Hello guys.
Sorry I have been pretending to be you, I know you are mad but I am trying to teach you all a lesson.
Can we all still be friends?
Wait, that wasn’t really my lovely Mindy?
You up again.
If that little pocket rocket Adriano can find love again maybe theres still a glimmer of hope left for this handsome Strayan cunt too Dez?!
Dunno, mate, it’s a wild ol world out there, all the gals chasing the one-percenters etc.
Definitely very different times to when we were a cuppla young spunks ay bruz
Yeh. Sunset years now.
A life well lived though I always try and tell myself
even the cougars?
It appears Pinchy hacked Derek’s account. 😉
At least you can still head to the strip club and scoop up a sperm receptacle
And Hoover up some dummy dust off the toilet seat in the Dunny
And spew illiterate hatred for Americans from your phone as you lay in bed with an aching body from pounding nails all day
SC is a pro at that😅
Keep it going Gwen you’re on a roll
You really can be quite mean to me at times Gwen and I have no idea what I am supposed to have done now? Just remember you would miss me if I was gone darl xx
Tough love for you mate.
Believe me mate as a cunt who grew up in a small Strayan beach town I have received plenty of tough love over the years but it has never changed me. In real life I like to be believe I am a great fella to hang with and a good bloke to share a lineup with xx
I remember you from “Home and Away” – you were really good as the surfer larrakin who would not take lurve seriously and settle down and start a family with Shirley and was always out surfing or on the piss with the boys.
You should have pursued that acting career!
You’ve literally bragged about doing each one of those things. Dozens of times. Then if someone calls you on it you bust out the “ ah mate I love me mini me I’m a great bloke bla bla bla”.
I can be a blowhard idiot too SC. Just pointing out what a kook you can be.