"It was surreal and it was intense."
Nocturnal beachgoers were gifted a close-up view of the mighty Great White shark, a protected species in Australia for the past thirty years, in Perth last night when a masked fisherman reeled in a twelve-footer next to the thirty-one tonne corpse of a whale at City Beach.
The fisherman is masked ’cause catching Great Whites can be a relatively expensive biz and is usually carried out well offshore and also under the cover of darkness.
There is a loophole, howevs.
A fisherman who immediately returns it to the water with the least possible injury stays clear of fines or court action. And, therefore, anyone deliberately targeting Great Whites can claim accidental bycatch, release the animal after the photos, and walk away unpunished.
“It was surreal, it was intense,” said the masked fisherman, who rides under the handle ghost_line_fishing. “We were going out with the intent of catching a shark, you can’t decide or choose or what shark takes your bait.”
A little disingenuous, given the proximity of the Great Whites and the whale, but who’s complaining, am I right?
Or am I right?
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Intense surrealism? Chaos?
Surfees have always been at the forefront… but who would have thunk it. Poor lil’ sweet dreama, stupe’ nuttle, who sold surfin’ down the shute, cammies and all sorts… instructions on every corner… even the dandy markets… plus (there’s a quid innit), shocked to the… Fake Newz!!! Trump Geelong, blow it up!!! Farked culcha!!!
The orange dawn is officially upon us! Vlogga’s n floggas (there’s a quid innut) are takin’ the ‘ol core to a whole new… sorta…
https://youtu.be/7E6EgyIz_BQ
Immigrants, that lot, peace prizes, AI… whoda… Surfeez have always lead… saved… the planny… n stuff… and stuff… fur a quid… but…
Absolutely none betta than stupe’ n his swillnut, info dreem team… sweety dudes. Fightin’ down to the last basic quid… ‘weee aynte know stinckin’ yousless grittaz… n eye gort know intanettlin’ addixshun coz I gort know fone… eye ownly juzz grrrooovvvyy info lap topp swillnut dreem dance 24/7… n fiscal stuff…’
https://youtu.be/UgpXJ2qjU9Y
We just used to go for a surf… in the desert.
Beam me up… get the coordinates right… not fuck’n robe… or nene valley… or fuck’n bong bong… or the sweety dreamy swillnut club roomz, down at the dandy markets…
Where’s secret agent free/longy/tom tom in all this gritty chaos?
I watched a few videos of what is going on over there with the tides from the Hurricane…
The houses are soooo fucked.
But why the fuck is everyone driving their expensive cars and ebikes through Salt water?
They will be toast withing weeks, and here in Australia no Insurance company would cover such stupidity.
I just guess they are all that rich then
All dollars, with no sense.
Insurance premiums are going to the moon after this season.
Like What the FUCK? are they doing?
Drowning in Salt water?
I try to look after the things I own.
I guess they can just go and buy another one tomorrow, because it is all wet and stinky, and sell it to some povo cunt before the salt water kicks in…
Honestly think they don’t know cause they haven’t been through it.
Climate Change or Poverty?
FFS man. They all need a slap in the face. SO much needless destruction of perfectly good things
Why should they? How would these claims get approved? Negligence not Accidental…
Fraud?
What a fuckn joke it has all become
No way I would get insurance on any of that, unless I lied my fuckn arse off
Seems to work
It’s going to be the the craziest of shitshows if things go as forecast.
Houses, cars, ebikes, train tracks, even freeways are all going to go for a swim.
Imagine how fucked a salt soaked Tesla must be after a week or so.
Ohh, they have lots of cents!!
Sunset Beach before Strayan Cunt arrived
Strayan Cunt’s first hand experience at Sunset Beach
“I didn’t see ya all the way over there mate”
Found some footage from his Sunset session…
More clips with his coach from his time there…
Hahaha Na it went more like “Sorry ya old cunt, didn’t even see ya there on that 10 6 bright red piece of shit”!
What you burned Owl?
Not cool…
Na of course I didn’t, I’m not that big a cunt haha
Too windy
Too angry.
But WiFi available
Hey Deeks, I had this weird thought like a light bulb switched on…
Are you some kind of famous cartoonist?
I swear I have seen such a thing
Scunt before getting his ass handed to him by Sunset Beach and Scrunt after his session.
yes. This is the same person.
Not the same person, but I give it a pass in the context it has been used in…Hahahhaa
Creepy as fuck. At least their Dell computers work great with no upgrades needed.
Needs to be added to this periodical.
This is the same person.
I guess Sunset Beach can do that to any CUNT
In a bid to keep some good natured surf discussion going on here let me ask yous all this, what is the most overrated wave you’ve ever surfed?
For me I reckon I’m gunna go with Sunset Beach, I fucking hated that joint. All shifty, lumpy and all over the place I’m pumped I never have to surf it again
Seriously?
I am not even going to go there, but thanks for picking my next memoir of Iconic spots.
You gotta surf when good, so…immense! Always hard goin’ from the world’s easiest waves, ie Gold Coast, to anywhere that challenges y’surf IQ.
So many different faces of the beast.
From pure chaos to pure perfection and everything in between.
Those West Peaks, god.
The Point was firing last night 6’ reeling walls
Crazy how brown the water still is.
Yeah it will clear up soon.
As long as it doesn’t rain any more.
And that is EVERY place in general
That is the Ocean we love
Sort of but not really…
Mate, every place has their moments.
There are many places just like that, that nobody
gets to see
Right now…In this moment
It is happening,
But none of us are there
Yeah but the point is that Sunset has so many differents looks to it, and they can all be good.
More representative of the North Shore in general.
The North Shore is raw and exposed, swells from near and far, a huge degree of swell angle exposure, periods from 10 to 25 seconds, etc…
And Sunset can get good on em all…
I hear what you’re saying Dez but I couldn’t stand the place. Just a big old take off into some big wonky sections that are fucked for doing turns on, no real pits either.
I absolutely loved the Pipe to Log Cabins stretch though and just concentrated all my puny little efforts into that zone
There’s something about paddling down a Sunset wall on a seven-eight that don’t get old.
You and Ke11y both. I’m sure you’ll would be best chums.
Hope this helps
And then
What you drinking Jack?
Y’all is “You all”
You’ll is “You will”
Did I miss something?
Barnycle triggering my anal retention with his repeated misuse of you’ll.
He keeps that up I am going to need a drink, and maybe a laxative.
…
Keep it everything in check mate, it is all we have left in today’s world….
Stop stirring everyone up and rewrite your story.
Bonus points if Kelly is involved somehow
It goes along with his surf theme.
Doesn’t want to work for it.
Na I’m over that shit now, never gunna try and write anything serious again haha
Write it in a saved and formatted text file.
Add some Kelly intrusion.
At least the chat isn’t all about the “Comment Transition” anymore.
Would ya like to hear about when I met Old Baldy for the first time?
Seriously do it.
Kelly, Cloudbreak, Snapper…
It shouldn’t be that hard.
I will never forget my first time with Kelly
Reunion Island 1994
I filmed everything.
You filmed your first time with with Kelly? Fucking hell I had no idea that both you cunts batted for the other team and am shocked he let ya film it mate
Yeah man
Got swarmed with all the Islanders soon after all screaming his name. All on Video8 tape. Need to find a converter.
He had a full head of hair then. I asked how Pamela was, all on tape…
Saint Leu Pro, 1994, and he was Chill as fuck for a chat, man.
He gave me the time of day, so I will always give him some of mine.
he got swarmed afterwards…
Fairly cool. I’ll also give him some some benefit, despite the strange, online behaviour
I am concerned by the absence of our dear friend Dogsnuts at the moment cuz the poor fella has been through a lot lately.
First was when he had his moderating position that he loved so much rudely and brutally snatched away from him, then it was the whole watch debacle and now there has been the struggle of the big change over. Hope you’re ok brother and just happily fingering bumholes like usual.
Also where the fuck has our very straight and very masculine male tango dancer Bog disappeared too? I miss ripping into that cunt hahaha
Fear not gang I have spotted him over at Stab. Everyone down in the comments is having a very serious discussion like usual and our own Com makes a comment. Dogsnuts bless replies to him Hey cunt how is the bumhole fingering going over here? Hhahahahaaha I fucking love him
Hahaha fucken ripper.
Love ya mate.
Xox
No doubt Bogs has fallen in love with his dance partner, and they are dancing the night away in some far remote place.
Good on him.
He might be learning the faster paced FANDANGO as we speak…
pismo is firing and some knucklehead foreigners got caught poaching clams. tried to trade ’em in for some burritos. busted. like sydney~
Trading clams for burritos?
How do you like them apples?
Hoping to get surf reports from SoCal later today.
Here’s George.
Civilian footage is wild, with the high tide on top of the kelvin wave. Almost unprecedented stuff. At least for a couple of decades
Yeah saw some of the wedge and it was wierd. Waves not even that big but washing through the houses and into the alleyway.
Just saw this. Houses at the wedge getting wrecked.
https://youtu.be/p9O0XBve8UA?
fella gets shacked at 8:10
It’s more a result of the sand going away than swell size. Tides are super high and the water is leaking into the neighborhoods through low points in the sand berm.
That and the supposed Kelvin wave, meaning warmer water at depth expands, raising the height of the ocean surface above it…or some shit like that.
Smurfline’s Kelvin Wallis!
Nah I’m all about Mark Sponsler from Stormsurf.
Does a great in depth youtube every sunday.
he’s good.
Knows his ENSO shitt.
You’re Sponslered!
It’s a fascinating phenomenon… aside from the destruction, of course.
My Perth buddy told me this joke tonight:
What did Jesus tell the Aboriginals?
Don’t do anything until I return.
Bledislow Cup, Straya against the sheep shaggers has just started. Beefy, RQ, Astro and all the rest of East Straya should put your woolly mistresses down and watch us teach yous all a lesson on how to play rugby haha caaaaaaaaarn Straya yeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Mate apart from true buggery boofheads no one gives a shit.
Ranfurly shield is the only game I’ll watch.
All the rest of rugby has degenerated into tv rights and all that bs.
support base treated like shit and expected to pay through the nose.
NZRU can go get fucked
So you’re making excuses already mate? At least you filthy cunts are experts at it after years of telling your misses while you were late home after shenanigans with your wooly and ever horny “friends” haha
25 years of sucking kumara ain’t nothing to beat your chest about but whatever …
But like I said who cares ? I hope you guys win coz it’s about fucken time … hahahahar
Whoops – have another kumara sc …
I Just lost an entire long surf yarn that had taken me two hours and was gunna save the Beachgrit comments section and I’m so fucking off it. Is there anything I can do anyone?! Had almost finished it, had to dive down to the bottlo and when I came back it was gone and there was a message saying this page was reloaded cuz it was using too much memory or something. What the actual fuck
I really want to rip into you but I haven’t got it in me right now.
Next time try using something like samsung notes.
Mate it’s rare but I’m proper angry cuz it was the first proper thing I’ve ever written and I put my heart and brain into it. It was about how I thought I might actually drown at Cloudbreak at one point during the two best surfing days of me life and I honestly reckon some of yous would have loved it. Is there anyway I can get it back?
Probably not.
But you penned it up once, so writing it up a second time should be way quicker.
Being Angry is a state of mind
You can write it again, and better Cunt
The guy types with one finger. Gonna take forever.
I type with my two middle fingers.
Look at you the multi tasker.
Years of training .
It would be heaps easier for me to put it up here in audio and fuck it’d be funny ay cunt haha
geez talk ’bout attention whoring…
I’m surprised you didn’t blame Trump. Btw..oil per barrel has dropped in price and gas is still high . That’s not Trump that’s Oil Corp greed.
Trump loved to fuck little girls back when he could get it up, and smells like a combo of diarrhoea and ketchup. Everybody says so.
now he’s just an angry involuntary celibate. Can’t get it up. Limp dick, so he has to lick Putin’s taint. Probably likes that too.
Couple things genius ..#1 what the fuck does that have to do with the price of gas? #2 Why is it the typical retort from any leftist woke fag is an immediate Trump’s a pedifile? Nothing else on your list of ” facts ” ? I can only wonder how much money Soros gave to build a bullshit case? Epstien hated Trump . Anyway my point is Presidents do not determine the price of gas. Oil Corperations do . I never voted for Trump. Democrats and Republicans are the same turd. And of course you are dumb enough to buy all the mass media bullshit about the left and the right. No wonder Great Whites are biting people ..
Don’t need anything else. He used to fuck children, when it was illegal and shunned by organised society. You might not mind your powerful men drugging and raping our children, but we don’t like it. Stop supporting nonces.
” drugging and raping ” how do you actually know? Vicariously by your biased media. Good luck with that.
Lib-Anon
Not quite the way you portray it to be. Republican sex scandals
Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals after prosecutors alleged Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 and attempted to compensate his victims and subsequently conceal the transactions. Hastert eventually admitted that he sexually abused the boys whom he had coached decades earlier, and was sentenced to fifteen months in prison.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/18/us/dennis-hastert-released.html
Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/
Republican state Senator Ralph Shortey was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. In November 2017, he pleaded guilty to one count of child sex trafficking in exchange for the dropping of the other charges.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/20/former-oklahoma-state-senator-admits-to-child-sex-trafficking-while-in-office/
Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
http://archive.easyreadernews.com/archives/news2001/0621/rb%20Shortridge.php
Republican Senator Strom Thurmond, a notable racist, had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
https://www.nytimes.com/1989/05/25/us/teen-ager-in-ohio-testifies-to-sex-with-a-congressman.html
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2003/04/24/gop-activist-admits-to-child-porn/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014de679422a/?utm_term=.d7ebcbf4f92b
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
http://www.thenewblackmagazine.com/view.aspx?index=437
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
https://www.westword.com/news/randy-ankeney-suit-that-could-free-thousands-of-prisoners-headed-to-state-supreme-court-6054115
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crane
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural—more-of-the-same
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
https://www.houstonpress.com/news/jon-matthews-conservative-talk-show-host-and-sex-offender-pulled-from-kpfts-prison-show-6740755
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural—more-of-the-same
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx
Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, who committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen, and more.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_%28Kentucky_politician%29
Republican Ray E. Holmberg, North Dakota’s longest-serving state senator, the former chairman of the body’s powerful Legislative Management Committee, and a grandfather of five. Holmberg announced on Monday that he is resigning from his position after a report on April 15 alleged he had exchanged 72 text messages with a man accused of serious child pornography crimes.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/ray-holmberg-north-dakota-state-senator-pedophilia-1342996/
South Dakota Republican charged with rape after losing election to his mom.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/south-dakota-man-charged-rape-losing-election-mom-1234632437/
Republican candidate, Randy Kaufman, charged with public sexual indecency after being caught reportedly touching himself near a preschool will not serve on the Maricopa County Community College Governing Board. Republican Randy Kaufman lost to Democratic opponent Kelli Butler.
https://www.azfamily.com/2022/11/16/kaufman-loses-maricopa-college-board-race-weeks-after-being-cited-sexual-indecency/
Conservative leader Matt Schlapp is accused of fondling a male campaign staffer in Georgia.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/matt-schlapp-allegedly-groped-male-campaign-staffer-crotch-1234657078/amp/
Texas Republican Rep Bryan Slaton faces allegations regarding an inappropriate relationship with a young intern (inviting an intern to his home late on a weekend night and serving her alcohol even though she isn’t old enough to legally drink)
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjv8dq/texas-bryan-slaton-intern
Kent Stermon, DeSantis ally and GOP donor accused of sexual assault of underage teen (girl’s father declined five figure hush money)
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ron-desantis-ally-kent-stermon-killed-himself-after-being-accused-of-sexual-misconduct-with-minor
GOP leader Rep. Scotty Campbell, who voted to expel TN Three, resigns; found guilty of sexually harassing interns
https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/revealed/revealed-gop-leader-who-voted-to-expel-tennessee-three-found-guilty-of-sexually-harassing-interns
Not sex : just murder
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10789603/amp/Republican-candidate-charged-murdering-cancer-survivor-wife-wins-primary-JAIL.html
FLORIDA
https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/politics/2023/12/02/records-detail-assault-allegations-against-florida-republican-party-chair/71778421007/
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/florida-gop-suspends-its-chairman-demands-he-resign-as-rape-investigation-continues
Part 2
Yet the oligarchs love these guys:
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
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Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House (so, 3rd in line for the Presidency) for all 8 years of W. Bush’s two terms. He also sexually molested at least 5 boys when he was a HS wrestling coach, all of them underage with the youngest victim being 14. The victims only finally saw justice when Hastert was caught by the FBI trying to falsify payments for hush money.
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Anton “Tony” Lazzaro, a former Republican donor and political strategist from Minnesota, was convicted in March 2023 on federal charges of sex trafficking minors. He was found guilty of conspiring to recruit and pay teenage girls, aged 15 and 16, for sex between May and December 2020. In August 2023, Lazzaro was sentenced to 21 years in prison for these offenses.Prior to his arrest, Lazzaro was a prominent figure in Minnesota Republican circles, donating over $270,000 to various Republican campaigns and political committees. His indictment led to significant turmoil within the Minnesota Republican Party, culminating in the resignation of then-party chair Jennifer
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You wrote it in a comment window like any other comment you’d make here? If so, it’s gone I’m sorry to say. If you decide to do it again, write it somewhere else (like a Word doc) and copy it to Beachgrit. Or write it by hand first so you have a copy if Beachgrit craps out on you again.
I need to go back to writing it on word docs so I can run it through spell check and stew on it a little bit more before I post. Even now I can spot typos I missed multiple times. The mental decline is real.
It sneaks up on you.
Mate, I am loving the banter from other side of the planet
It is Radical
Some would say it is Mintox
Really my lovely mate? Thats properly fucked cuz I actually really tried with this one for once and properly loved it and was proud of it.
Worst thing is despite my long list of positive attributes I also have a short list of negative ones and an absolutely, fucking mentally low concentration span is one of them so its never gunna see the light of day and instead will just stick in the back of my mind and give me the shits hahaha
Don’t worry mate. You probably already told us the story before anyways.
Hahahaha probably mate
“Dog ate my Homework Miss”
I don’t believe the cunt
Write it on Pencil and Paper instead
Mate honestly I thought it was a proper cracker and I even kept the bad language to a minimum in case Dez thought it was so good it belonged up top hahaha. Not a fucking chance I will be doing that again now!!
Nothing good comes easy.
Get it done.
Just DO IT!
Or he could go speech to text, but I’m not sure there’s an app that can decipher that bogan slang.
Hahaha no idea how to get on to that brother Jack and fuck knows how it would end up even if I could. What’s fucked is I tried to speak/write properly in this so every cunt could fully understand it, ah well
Stop being such a soft cunt, and show your Primary School English Teacher that she was wrong about you…
Thanks mate now I can laugh myself to bed.
100% DR would print your submission.
He always gives you the first one free.
That should be motivation enough to write it up.
Keyword: “tried”.
You see that little icon?
Press that…
Firstly, I want to commiserate. I understand the pain you’re feeling. Sometimes it feels like you’ve achieved something and then it’s disappeared by some glitch. It fucks you over hard.
Secondly I want to tell you to harden the fuck up and just write it again. Life can be unfair but we don’t lay down when it kicks us in the nuts. I use the Word docs app on IPad and save it multiple times as I’m writing in case computer shitfuckery occurs….which it will sooner or later.
Summar: Good effort. Bad luck Back into it, soldier. Maybe give it a bit until motivation strikes again. Come back stronger.
Hahaha cheers mate and maybe tomorrow I will try again but too pissed and over it tonight. I have never been a quitter so maybe tomorrow I will find the mental strength to go it again cuz I really thought it was pretty good. I don’t have a single App and am completely clueless with tech so if I do it again it will be in one sitting with no breaks now I have restocked haha
I will add also mate that I have a pretty frantic brain that my shit and ponderous, untrained fingers struggle to keep up with. I would argue that I am far more enjoyable when actually speaking to someone face to face although I’m sure mates would completely disagree with that call haha
Writing is good for calming and focusing your mind, that’s why I do it.
Give it a go.
That’s write!
If you can’t go write what’s left?
It’s all up in the error!
Yeah let’s keep it going for the haters!
Memoirs from the Troll…
China Walls
Well known but long ago forgotten by the rest of the world, this gem of a spot is located in an area of wealth.
How wealthy you ask?
Well for an example as we pulled up to park on the street there was a limo in front of us. Written on the window in chalk was a message congratulating someone for completing their 25th day of second grade.
My kids were absolutely blown away by this, the concept of a second grader being gifted a limo for making it through 25 days of school was something they couldn’t get their head around.
One often sees the glamour of wealth but it is stuff like that where the divide really hits home.
The wave and setup itself is unique for the south shore, clear and refreshing water set out on a point that overlooks the coast all the way to Diamond Head.
Always clean and offshore on the trades. On small days like this it can be really fun taking off within an inch of the wall, a short but powerful wave that is highly rippable, but with consequences if you fuck up on the drop. All this usually taking place with spectators mostly comprised of really hot chicks watching on and having a swim when it’s calm. Once I even had two girls jump in topless and swim around with me on a small solo day. Makes for a great time in the water.
But after real size, like starting at 6 feet, it moves of the wall and turns into a legit epic wave. In fact an old school well known North Shore legend once told me that the best waves he ever surfed on the Islands was here during hurricane Iniki. It is a legit world class wave that can seriously punish you at real size.
I wish I had taken better pics, mostly shot video so this is the best I can do.
Iconic? You know it.
Somewhere south of Tweed an Australian short horn is stamping its feet….
🤣🤣🤣
Brock Little used so surf that place 15ft+. It’s gnarly. I’ve surfed there also dove from the blow hole west all the way around to China Wall and then got out at the escalator step .
That is legit.
How was that dive?
You drop off at blow hole and then start kicking west come to swim through at about 62ft , go through and then kick out into the channel about 100yrds and then ride the current all the way to China Wall. So fun. I was blessed with an Instructor that certified me all the way to Dive Master for free as long as I assisted his clients in the water and out . Ie: making sure no one gets separated from the group, safety checks on gear and helping panicked divers if need. Dove all over Oahu, Kauai,, Maui and The Big Island. The Big Island is the best in my opinion. Most reefs are still healthy, Plenty Fish..South Point.
Nice.
South Point so sick.
Way back when I used to go down there with this crazy lobster diver, we would drive around, pick out the drop/pickup points, and I would drop him off and drive the truck to the extraction point usually a mile or so down the way and help him get the gear off the rocks. Surfed alot down there. Some good waves sometimes. So raw and powerful, nobody around. Miss those days.
Guaranteed. Pohiki, 3rd bay and Secrets are now volcanic slab . Vacation land is gone too . Tide pools gone. Heavy.
nice
This is heaps better Jack but just hope it wasn’t the two Sheilas in the photo who stripped off and got in next to ya
Put it in the wrong spot, no that was way back when but plenty of ladies that day.
Including a pack of french girls who almost got swept off the wall(not pictured).
gotta pay that one Jack.
Thanks
So many threads about Sharks..fvkn hell.
Paranoid much ? God should of put a ENTER THE OCEAN AT YOUR OWN RISK sign up for you guys. I suggest you fkrs get passed your fears and embrace the possibility . Don’t act wounded or panic you most likely will be fine..if not..at least you died doing what you love.
Nope. We’re more than capable of bringing them back down to levels where they no longer attack humans on a regular basis.
other less dangerous shark species will take their place in the food chain. No shortage of whites and bulls. We can remove 90% of them in aussie waters and they’ll be back to current levels in a mere 15 years.
Good luck.
Agree!
Hurting animals without the intent to eat them is gay AF.
Catch it, kill it , eat it. Totally natural and the coolest thing you can do outside of a women’s lovely lady garden.
Hurting an animal just for likes or clout or to feel it tug on a line is a step down from manning the glory hole at your local public toilet.
Yuk, and no money.
I like to believe that they hurt the GWS to teach it a lesson, and just happened to be filming. Thereby, gaining them clout that they weren’t setting out to gain, but accepted, with the knowledge that with great clout comes great responsibility.
I accept that explanation
Seems like a great opportunity to tag a bunch of sharks, would be an epic hypocritical fail if they don’t at least get that done.
#jaws #bruce #reggaeshark #jabberjaw #marylee #ironclad
They should have fed it to the dogs.
Sally Fitzgibbons made it to Round 16 today.
Crazy farang names.
Heard Newport Beach was farang today.
Crazy Pinchy posting. Lol
The list of possible qualifiers for the tour is literally fucking horrific. Miggy Poops as world champ and Wiggoly Dantas and David Silva back on tour shows the utter shambles that the Weird Seppo League have made of pro surfing.
Honestly where the fuck are all the new breed of possible world champs gone like back in the day when you had guys like Julian, Jon Jon, Dane, Gabe, Jordy and so on coming on to the tour? Personally I reckon it’s like what I’ve said countless times and it’s that the groms these days just have no interest in what the tour has become and thats certainly the case down here. Its a fucking bland, vanilla, seppo wank fest and I wish it would just burn and somehow be brought back to life by anyone else even if its held in average waves to begin with
I’d love to see Miggy win it, he’s elevated his smooth style to absolutely ripping. He surfs cleanly and beautifully and this year more powerfully and more critically. Maybe not the champ we want, but maybe the champ we need and deserve.
Word !
Did ya ever see the old fish tales where Fish is offering Pupo a roll of TP form the nearby porto-potty at the U.S. Open?
Sally is funny. She has been around forever but doesn’t see to get any better.
she keeps on gnawing away though!
She’s an absolute cutie though and can hang around as long was likes as far as I’m concerned mate
Ya never gonna win a world title with that attitude mate.