Wall Street explodes as “age-defying biohacker” Kelly Slater introduces new skincare line
Freaks of Nature.
Freaks of Nature.
"This is a teaching moment for all those involved. Florida’s natural resources are precious."
What separates a Dane Reynolds edit from the rest is joyous purity, energy and barrel riding that hits you in the stomach.
Worst night ever?
The alleged killers "approached with the intention of stealing their vehicle and taking the tires to put them on the older-model pickup they were driving."
"All lines of investigation are open at this time."
"OMG, imagine if I gave Slater a blowjob, my Mum would be so stoked. She's a decade younger than him and still thinks he's hot."
"What can it possibly mean?"
“That would have been a ten for the guys! That was insane.”
A dark day.
Celebrate good times.
"All lines of investigation are open at this time. We cannot rule anything out until we find them."