Pro Surfer Edits
Watch: Jackie “Roosevelt” Robinson in “A simple instrument in a contradictory, treacherous, all-too-spontaneous sport!”
Watch John John Florence vs Albee Layer in, “It’s truly extraordinary to be put in a rocket and sent up to the moon!”
Watch: Tawny sampson Mason Ho fast-paces viewers to double orgasm in “Now sleep well, puppy pussy!”
Polemic: The case against good surfers who choose to ride soft topped boards!
Abomination: The mighty surfboard used as sign, menu, mailbox is a sin against all that is holy!
"Wow, what a crafty lil' devil I am."
Rebuttal: “Dora sounds like a selfish bastard but, then again, he lived the surfer’s life!”
A character study.
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