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Best Of… WSL CEO Paul Speaker!

Or when it was revealed that he demands two roses waiting for him when he travels.

By Chas Smith

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Chas: “Why I’ll miss Paul Speaker!”

He is gone now and I am poorer for it.

By Chas Smith

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Herr CEO: “That fucking BeachGrit!”

The three most beautiful words in the world!

By Chas Smith

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Fascist: WSL to regulate surfboards!

A secret and nefarious plot to save the environment!

By Chas Smith

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Update: My eyes won’t dry!

You are breaking my heart WSL CEO Paul Speaker. But I'm coming to your house!

By Chas Smith

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Idea: Let’s make surfers like horses!

Finally a wonderful and workable idea!

By Chas Smith

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Rumor: WSL hates Hurley?

A hot whisper suggests that the World Surf League is trying to undermine Hurley. Shall we investigate?

By Chas Smith

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Blood Feud: WSL vs. Wavegarden!

WSL CEO Paul Speaker loves to kick men when they are down! Apparently!

By Chas Smith

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Rumor: WSL CEO Paul Speaker is a diva!

Or maybe a poet! Or maybe an opera star! Or maybe Beyonce!

By Chas Smith

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Yikes: World surf population explodes!

Not even counting a surf rabid India!

By Chas Smith

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Bankruptcy: Is the WSL next?

WSL CEO Paul Speaker is basically selling the PacSun model. Oops.

By Chas Smith

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Fantasy: “I ride Caio like a steed!”

We are almost 1/3 through the season and how is your fantasy team performing?

By Chas Smith

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Dazzling: WSL’s viewership numbers!

The number of professional surf fans no longer a mystery!

By Chas Smith

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Environment: WSL’s new gold mine!

The WSL unveils another get rich strategy but this one will totally work!

By Chas Smith

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Exclusive: WSL unveils new sponsor!

The WSL and Airbnb ink a monster deal!

By Chas Smith

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Rumor: WSL loses major sponsor!

Tears flood WSL's Santa Monica office. Tears and frowns.

By Chas Smith

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