Classic Notebook.
Ink on the Kelly Slater and Gisele Bündchen reunion obituary is not yet dry, lightly streaking down the paper like tears down surf fans’ cheeks, but that has not stopped the latter from re-dreaming big dreams. As you know, the Brazilian supermodel has been linked to a billionaire who earned money from his father’s real-estate cunning thus ending hope that she would reengage a man holding mere tens of millions even though that man happens to be an ex flame and also the best surfer in the world.
Hope springs, though, and, today, news is breaking that Cameron Diaz is set to retire from professional acting for the second time.
The Charlie’s Angels starlet, who came back from early retirement to act in a film with Jamie Foxx, reportedly had a “meltdown” on set and is finished with the whole business, sources citing her desire to be home with family instead of slaving for ten-hour days.
Well, surf fans are keenly aware that Diaz’s former… friend, Kelly Slater, will soon be on his way to Australia in order to face a retirement firing squad. The surf great, who retired in the mid-2000s and then again when Joel Parkinson did, will, like Diaz, be older and finished with work.
Diaz and Slater were photographed much after the blonde stunner split from then-boyfriend Justin Timberlake and the attraction was clear but harshly denied. “We’re just friends,” Slater told People Magazine, though the 11x World Champion is well-known for his head games.
Now, Diaz is currently married to musician Benji Madden, the two sharing a child, and Slater is claiming that, someday, he and longtime girlfriend Kalani Miller will become married but…
Might the two rekindle a healthy friendship that could grow into an even healthier friendship?
One of them caring for the other in a beautiful old folk’s home he or she has built by hand?
Have you never seen The Notebook?
Stop what you’re doing and watch now.
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I saw Jason Segal on the beach. jeez, he’s handsome. “So Jason did you and Cam really do a sex tape? Did you penetrate her?”
Kelly’s GF is about as perfect as I can imagine. Cameron is married to a cool guy. This reads like boredumb….
You guyz are like a gossip tabloid sux
haha
One morning I wake up hoping Kalani gets some jewelry.
Next morning I hold my breath hoping Giselle takes him back
This morning, Cam is thrown back into the mix.
I’m torn who I am preying for now.
Pam should be out of the discussion as she looks so shop worn at this point.
Was “preying” a typo or a subliminal statement of intent?
Your guess. I know how to spell.
Dude has a chicks name
Chick has a dudes name
Hollyweird
“How to win friends and influence others”
Collab by Carnegie and Smith
Stop wanking left handed while commenting on BG with my right hand to watch The Notebook right now? Fuck no!
The Counselor…and Carmen Diaz
so gnarly chas
Sharticles like this have me pining for the older, golden times when Chas wrote stuff like this…
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Laughed out loud when I clicked that link
It’s funny, in a shameful way, to scroll through these old articles and comments and come to the realization how god-damned long I’ve been wasting my time here.
turtle bay? where are all my bros?
top ten vinyls
“White man came took everything” clink clink!
hired a para-legal secretary
Oh boy…this could Camer on for Diaz!
OK last one I promise, we’re fucked btw, skynet is imminent.
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Found on an Okinawan snack packet,in a bin.
Six Degrees of
Kevin BaconBeachGrit.Funny, she doesn’t look Filipino.
A fussy man is a lonely man
Running out of horses to beat
To Beat with Kelly’s breadstick?
Is Beach Grit the house Derek built for you?